I listened to my REALTOR and bought a condo in Arizona last year and now [__________________]
January 14, 2008
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A time capsule of the greatest financial mania in the history of mankind, told in real-time by regular folks and patriots. May future generations better understand the madness of crowds, and how power and money corrupt.
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I want to throw myself off it.
RayNLA
I'm f***ed
... you better sleep with both eyes open.
I listened to my REALTOR and bought a condo in Arizona last year and now
I'm suing my realtor
my wife is turning $15 tricks so we can pay the HOA fees
he has to wear that ridiculous bulletproof vest.
heard ric edelman on the radio talking about how it's a great time to buy or refinance since mortgage rates are at historical lows.
and to think i almost went to this guy for financial advice.
I charge 1.5 on the list side but will not take listing if they can't list at proper price. Unforch, you still have to offer at least 2% to get agents to your home,but if I get buyer w/in 3mos. I cap at 1. Most of my business is referrals (buyers), lots more renters. I think I'll be able to finish putting myself through school, which was goal anyways.
QWEEFER you crack me up dude. I literally spilled my morning coffee through my nose when I saw that cartoon.
I'm bankrupt, homeless and divorced
THANK YOU GREG SWAN!
I bend over an grab my ankles and tell my realtor to speak softly and ease it on in.
and now we both are in the soup line after I went into foreclosure and he lost his leased beemer and lake house.
i cant talk now im dead f u
...he's knocking door-to-door asking if he can do odd jobs in exchange for food
A thread about Arizona, where's Frank?
my condo price down 20%, and I can't even refinance, I am 3 month behind my mortgage pmt, so I am going to drop the key at nirest CountryWide branch and rent for the rest of my wasted life....
Oh Cool! Match Game 73 with Gene Rayburn.
I'm all out of cheese.
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I lOVE Gene Rayburn!
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O.K. Bend over, this is the last time I'm gonna show you!
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..it feels like I have a Louisville Slugger lodged in my colon.
All my neighbours are renting at half what my mortgage costs.
im trying to buy a 35,000 scottsdale unit in order to cut the break even time in half
that POS realtwhore ran off with our subdivision's Mexican gardner (and all the other illegals who have fled the construction crash here in the Valley) to dirthole Tiajuana where he's NOW getting screwed in the a**, instead of me and his other clients!
says I should buy one in Miami
I know why he was "A Boy Named Sue (how do you do)! Sue(zanne) said, "we could do it!
...I lost my a** and don't even have a pot to p*ss in...
Made $66,000...Well put money down @ the end of 2005
and now "POP"
"I'm in prison for strangling Suzanne"
"...and now" I can't afford to water the lawn. Agents won't list my house. I can't refinance. My payments are going up. I wish I could 'walk away' like the people in California (it's a 'single recource' state, where the lender can take the house, or sue you (but not both).
I'm learning how to do my own Goddamned research!
"I have the whole converted apartment building to myself"
I am a dumb ass and will blame my decision to purchase on the Realtor because they made money servicing a transaction.
When I get lung cancer for smoking I will blame tobacco companies.
When I wreck my car because I was driving drunk I will blame Budweiser and Ford.
When RealEstate goes back up and I miss the boat again I will blame HousingPANIC.com.
I am a dumb ass and will blame my decision to purchase on the Realtor because they made money servicing a transaction.
When I get lung cancer for smoking I will blame tobacco companies.
When I wreck my car because I was driving drunk I will blame Budweiser and Ford.
When RealEstate goes back up and I miss the boat again I will blame HousingPANIC.com.
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