January 14, 2008

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I listened to my REALTOR and bought a condo in Arizona last year and now [__________________]

35 comments:

RAYNLA said...

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I want to throw myself off it.


RayNLA

Anonymous said...

I'm f***ed

Anonymous said...

... you better sleep with both eyes open.

Anonymous said...

I listened to my REALTOR and bought a condo in Arizona last year and now

I'm suing my realtor

Anonymous said...

my wife is turning $15 tricks so we can pay the HOA fees

Anonymous said...

he has to wear that ridiculous bulletproof vest.

michael said...

heard ric edelman on the radio talking about how it's a great time to buy or refinance since mortgage rates are at historical lows.

and to think i almost went to this guy for financial advice.

Anonymous said...

I charge 1.5 on the list side but will not take listing if they can't list at proper price. Unforch, you still have to offer at least 2% to get agents to your home,but if I get buyer w/in 3mos. I cap at 1. Most of my business is referrals (buyers), lots more renters. I think I'll be able to finish putting myself through school, which was goal anyways.

Anonymous said...

QWEEFER you crack me up dude. I literally spilled my morning coffee through my nose when I saw that cartoon.

Anonymous said...

I'm bankrupt, homeless and divorced

THANK YOU GREG SWAN!

I hate all clintons said...

I bend over an grab my ankles and tell my realtor to speak softly and ease it on in.

6% is for suckers said...

and now we both are in the soup line after I went into foreclosure and he lost his leased beemer and lake house.

PONCH said...

i cant talk now im dead f u

wc said...

...he's knocking door-to-door asking if he can do odd jobs in exchange for food

Anonymous said...

A thread about Arizona, where's Frank?

Anonymous said...

my condo price down 20%, and I can't even refinance, I am 3 month behind my mortgage pmt, so I am going to drop the key at nirest CountryWide branch and rent for the rest of my wasted life....

Shakster said...

Oh Cool! Match Game 73 with Gene Rayburn.

Anonymous said...

I'm all out of cheese.

Anonymous said...

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I lOVE Gene Rayburn!



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Anonymous said...

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O.K. Bend over, this is the last time I'm gonna show you!


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pwnd said...

..it feels like I have a Louisville Slugger lodged in my colon.

Anonymous said...

All my neighbours are renting at half what my mortgage costs.

Anonymous said...

im trying to buy a 35,000 scottsdale unit in order to cut the break even time in half

Anonymous said...

that POS realtwhore ran off with our subdivision's Mexican gardner (and all the other illegals who have fled the construction crash here in the Valley) to dirthole Tiajuana where he's NOW getting screwed in the a**, instead of me and his other clients!

Towjam said...

says I should buy one in Miami

Anonymous said...

I know why he was "A Boy Named Sue (how do you do)! Sue(zanne) said, "we could do it!

WINGS said...

...I lost my a** and don't even have a pot to p*ss in...

Anonymous said...

Made $66,000...Well put money down @ the end of 2005

Anonymous said...

and now "POP"

Anonymous said...

"I'm in prison for strangling Suzanne"

Anonymous said...

"...and now" I can't afford to water the lawn. Agents won't list my house. I can't refinance. My payments are going up. I wish I could 'walk away' like the people in California (it's a 'single recource' state, where the lender can take the house, or sue you (but not both).

BananaRepublicrat said...

I'm learning how to do my own Goddamned research!

Ruprecht said...

"I have the whole converted apartment building to myself"

trade784 said...

I am a dumb ass and will blame my decision to purchase on the Realtor because they made money servicing a transaction.

When I get lung cancer for smoking I will blame tobacco companies.

When I wreck my car because I was driving drunk I will blame Budweiser and Ford.

When RealEstate goes back up and I miss the boat again I will blame HousingPANIC.com.

trade784 said...

I am a dumb ass and will blame my decision to purchase on the Realtor because they made money servicing a transaction.

When I get lung cancer for smoking I will blame tobacco companies.

When I wreck my car because I was driving drunk I will blame Budweiser and Ford.

When RealEstate goes back up and I miss the boat again I will blame HousingPANIC.com.