October 26, 2006

Like a fine wine, it just gets better with age..

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Divorce her!

Anonymous said...

Rather good acting. Too bad they didn't wait until the kids, three and one, we old enough to attend those great schools, because in two to four years, they wouldn't have to rely on Suzanne's research - odds are three to one they'd have saved enough to pay for one tyke's college tuition!

Anonymous said...

everytime i see that all i can think about is the garden of eden story, lol.

"come on adam, the serpent researched this"

Anonymous said...

That poor castrated sob should suck on a gun barrel and get it over with.

Anonymous said...

i laugh and laugh and laugh

Smug Bastard

Anonymous said...

"You Can Do This" but under her breath she's saying please,please,please please,please,please,please.....

Anonymous said...

BUT SUZANNE RESEARCHED THIS!!

AND THIS LISTING IS SPECIAL!!

PUKE

Anonymous said...

Yes, Suzanne researched this. And here is an UPDATE on the special listing that Mr. & Mrs. Pussywhip bought. Their marriage was shaky to begin with, but the ARM and HELOC loans, that Suzanne researched, pushed them over the edge.

See the size of that garage? Mr. Pussywhip sleeps in the section on the left, because the financial stress of "owning" this house has caused him and his wife to file for divorce. And the kids aren't old enough to attend any of those great schools.

CENTURY 21 -- "Agents of Change."

Anonymous said...

Suzanne researched this!

Too bad she didn't research the toxic mortgage for you. Oh well, she's got her fat commission. And you? Well, you're sleeping with your fat, ugly spouse.

Anonymous said...

It truly is shameful the way the poor sucker in the ad just caves in to his nagging wife. Talk about making a good case for never marrying...

Anonymous said...

they will be homeless in 2 years.

Anonymous said...

"Suzanne researched this!"

Oh man, that's a classic.

Someone needs to produce a fake follow up ad, where the couple is in foreclosure and Suzanne's out of her job and back working at the Wal*Mart.

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Or turning tricks perhaps?

Maybe SNL or Mad TV?

Anonymous said...

suzanne researched it and casey serin bought it. hahahaaa!

Anonymous said...

I was once that guy. Then one day, I found a website that allows you to re-grow testicles just like sea monkeys from the comic books! And, you can think rationally again as a bonus.

Thanks H.P.!

this has been a paid endorsement

Anonymous said...

Yeah listen to Tom Lycos and DUMP THAT BITCH!!!!!

Anonymous said...

"That poor castrated sob should suck on a gun barrel and get it over with."

He can't. Wife made him sell it because guns aren't P.C. They invested the proceeds from the sale in Prozac and pop-psychology self-help books.

:)