October 26, 2006

Like a fine wine, it just gets better with age..

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Divorce her!

a.creampuff said...

Rather good acting. Too bad they didn't wait until the kids, three and one, we old enough to attend those great schools, because in two to four years, they wouldn't have to rely on Suzanne's research - odds are three to one they'd have saved enough to pay for one tyke's college tuition!

michael said...

everytime i see that all i can think about is the garden of eden story, lol.

"come on adam, the serpent researched this"

Anonymous said...

That poor castrated sob should suck on a gun barrel and get it over with.

Anonymous said...

i laugh and laugh and laugh

Smug Bastard

Anonymous said...

"You Can Do This" but under her breath she's saying please,please,please please,please,please,please.....

Anonymous said...

BUT SUZANNE RESEARCHED THIS!!

AND THIS LISTING IS SPECIAL!!

PUKE

devestment said...

Just don’t forget that it was Century 21 in this ad who used money they made from the real estate cash flood to hire slick advertising consultants further perpetuating their deception. It’s our money they used.

Next I expect them to have a mushy "we care about the little guy" ad. If the sheeple see it on TV it must be true. This is what is taught to children. It started with Disney and their perfect world story of a moral character fantasy land where people are trustworthy and the man who takes the high moral ground always prevails. This nonsense teaches children to expect business people to act in their interest. Media is brainwashing. So be a good little sheeple and go to work, come home, and watch the requisite four hours of inane television. Grab a quick in the box meal full of “preservatives” and God knows what. It looks to me like “they” want us fat and stupid. Look around today and see if you can find someone 40 pounds overweight who knows what is on TV tonight.

trailer trash said...

Yes, Suzanne researched this. And here is an UPDATE on the special listing that Mr. & Mrs. Pussywhip bought. Their marriage was shaky to begin with, but the ARM and HELOC loans, that Suzanne researched, pushed them over the edge.

See the size of that garage? Mr. Pussywhip sleeps in the section on the left, because the financial stress of "owning" this house has caused him and his wife to file for divorce. And the kids aren't old enough to attend any of those great schools.

CENTURY 21 -- "Agents of Change."

Chris G said...

Suzanne researched this!

Too bad she didn't research the toxic mortgage for you. Oh well, she's got her fat commission. And you? Well, you're sleeping with your fat, ugly spouse.

Anonymous said...

It truly is shameful the way the poor sucker in the ad just caves in to his nagging wife. Talk about making a good case for never marrying...

BubbleShanker said...

Wow, that b**** has already cost him over 100k, he should divorce her.

Anonymous said...

they will be homeless in 2 years.

uknowwhoiyam said...

"Suzanne researched this!"

Oh man, that's a classic.

Someone needs to produce a fake follow up ad, where the couple is in foreclosure and Suzanne's out of her job and back working at the Wal*Mart.

Anonymous said...

"Suzanne researched this!"

Oh man, that's a classic.

Someone needs to produce a fake follow up ad, where the couple is in foreclosure and Suzanne's out of her job and back working at the Wal*Mart.

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Or turning tricks perhaps?

Maybe SNL or Mad TV?

Anonymous said...

suzanne researched it and casey serin bought it. hahahaaa!

Anonymous said...

I was once that guy. Then one day, I found a website that allows you to re-grow testicles just like sea monkeys from the comic books! And, you can think rationally again as a bonus.

Thanks H.P.!

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Anonymous said...

Yeah listen to Tom Lycos and DUMP THAT BITCH!!!!!

Anonymous said...

"That poor castrated sob should suck on a gun barrel and get it over with."

He can't. Wife made him sell it because guns aren't P.C. They invested the proceeds from the sale in Prozac and pop-psychology self-help books.

:)