Can someone explain to me why 1.2 million fools pay the NAR membership dues?

I don't think this incompetent and corrupt organization could do more damage to real estate clerks if they tried.

If I were a real estate clerk (ho ho, ho ho he he, ho ho ho ho ho he he he he he ho ho)

OK, seriously, if I were a real estate clerk (he he he hehe ho ho, heh he ho ho ho ho ho)

OK, one last try. If I were a real esta...

I can't get it out. But you know what I mean.

Anyway, instead of sending the NAR membership dues every quarter, I'd be gathering up my fellow real estate clerks and marching on NAR HQ in Chicago, turning the place over, and demanding the resignation of everyone in the building.

Real estate clerks of America - what are you doing? How much more of the NAR incompetence and blather will you stomach? Are you really THIS stupid? Don't you realize you're run by monkeys? Yes, you'll be losing your job soon. But at least go down with a fight! REALTOR REVOLUTION!

NAR Responds to 60 Minutes' May 13, 2007 Segment
CBS News Magazine Show Misses the Mark

In the world of political campaigns, it's a standard ploy to set the stage with an empty chair when one candidate refuses to debate his opponents. The CBS show 60 Minutes gave the NATIONAL ASSOCIATION OF REALTORS® the empty chair treatment in a May 13 segment that examined the impact of online brokerages on the real estate industry.

The show featured interviews with a representative from the now-defunct eRealty and the president and CEO of Redfin, but no one from NAR, even though NAR twice offered and prepared Association spokespersons for interviews with Leslie Stahl. It was CBS that made the decision it would rather interview our opponents and let them make unanswered -- and inaccurate and unfair -- accusations about REALTORS® and NAR policies.