WHERE'S DOPES?

MAYBE HE/SHE WAS ONE OF THE 45,000 CITIGROUP EMPLOYEES ABOUT TO GET THE AXE

MAYBE HE/SHE WAS A COUNTRYWIDE, FANNIE MAE, FIRST FED OR WAMU INVESTOR

OR MAYBE HE/SHE FINALLY FIGURED OUT THAT HE/SHE WAS JUST PLAIN WRONG. DEAD WRONG.

Great news everyone!!! The housing crash is over!! We now have definitive proof!!

1) iPhones are selling
2) Airplanes are full
3) You can golf year round in Phoenix

Need we say more? Didn't think so. Regardless of the fundamentals, regardless of the record and growing supply, regardless of plummeting demand, regardless of the meltdown in the credit markets, home prices have bottomed, and it's up up and away from here on out!

So get out there and buy three, four maybe even five homes, get yourself a few iPhones and book those flights now!!!

YOU WANT IT, YOU GOT IT, OPEN THREAD TO MOCK DOPES, THE DUMBEST PERSON TO EVER VISIT HOUSINGPANIC

I DON'T KNOW WHY DOPES USES ALL CAPS AND SHOUTS EVERY POST, I GUESS IT'S BECAUSE HIS OR HER ARGUMENTS ARE SO BASELESS, THE ONLY WAY TO BE HEARD IS TO SHOUT.

SO DOPES, THIS THREAD IS FOR YOU. EVERY RESPONSE MUST BE IN ALL CAPS, NO EXCEPTIONS. AND GO AHEAD AND PRETEND YOU'RE DOPES, AND SAY THE DUMBEST THINGS YOU CAN SAY ABOUT THE HOUSING MARKET, OR IPODS SELLING, OR GOLD AND STOCKS, OR SOFT LANDINGS, OR WHATEVER'S ON YOU MIND.

MAN, I LOVE DOPES. I HOPE HE OR SHE DOESN'T OFF HIMSELF OR HERSELF DURING THE CRASH.