Everyone used "housing bubble" for the run-up. What's the new term for the regression to the mean and financial collapse? Kinda like the new "dot-bomb"...
* Housing bust
* Housing panic
* Home selloff
* Property crash
* Bubble bust
* Housing crash
* Dot-condo
* Flipper flop
* Greenspan's big mess
* Bubble trouble
* The Great Collapse
* The Big Ponzi
* Home Hell
* The liquidity crisis
* The Big Pop
Also, when is Time magazine gonna put the bubble bust on the cover? It's gotta be soon, wouldn't you figure?
July 03, 2006
Coin the new post-housing-bubble term
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Housing Hangover
Borrowing Binge Blowout
Bubble blowout
Wealth Fart! It's a shart for sure! Silent but deadly. And it will definitely cover a lot of FBs in shit.
The Flipper Flop
Rich Dad, Poor Dad, Foreclosed Dad.
Missingbillclintonitis
"E2 - Rise Of the Renters"
I still remember this one from the Boston area North Shore Weekly newspaper. It was near the bottom of the condo bust in 1992. The front page showed a half empty building and the headline read:
2 Beds, 2 Baths, 2 Bad!
TIME will not put the bust on the cover any time soon. They still think we are normalizing in the market. I think the soonest they do would be late 2008.
But if they are sign of calling the top and bottom, their cover shouldn't appear until 2010+.
and to think this is only the begining, i have friends who have an arm reset in 07. Problem is, is that they have not a clue as to where there mortgage is going, and they pay $2300 now @ 6.7 I try to bring it up in casual conversation, but they are the type of people who "think" they know everything, yet know nothing at all.
Needless to say they are fucked.
Dwellings in the Dumps.
Living Large and Lamenting it.
Roof Cave-In.
"Structural" Collapse.
Flipping Foreclosure F@@k-Up.
McMansion Mark-Down.
McMansion Mortgage Manic-Depression.
Some phrases:
Re/Max's Hot-Air Balloon Bursts.
Real Estate House of Cards: 52 Pick-Up.
Through the Windows Darkly.
Housing's Empty Nest Syndrome.
Betting the House and Losing.
Retirement Postponed: Wal-Mart's Army of House-Poor Greeters.
The Foreclosure Man Cometh.
Sheriff Sale: Today Only! 50% Off!!! No Offer Refused!!!
Those Who Live in Bubbles Should Not Keep Blowing Hot Air.
New TV shows:
Truly Desperate Former Housewives.
Sex and the Divorced, Bankrupt, STD-Invested, Homeless, Tatooed Former Housewive with a Low Credit Score . . . in the City. New this fall!!!
"Home" Buddies: Wuzupitat?!
Home Boys: Livin' Unda Da Hood.
Anybody Home?
Who Be Knockin' Now, Dawg?!
Movin' On Up to 'Dem Jive Crackers' Pad Done Be Foreclosed On, 'n Sh@t.
Upwardly Mobile to the Poorhouse on the Hill.
Survival: White, Middle-Aged, Educated, Formerly Employed, Homeless, and Bankrupt in Aztlan (former SoCal).
Song lyrics:
Take This House and Sell It, I Can't Afford to Live Here No More.
If you could read my mind, love, how I'd love to wring your neck, for making me buy this McMansion, the one with the brand new redwood deck.
Oh, I've seen fire and I've seen pain, I've seen mortgage payments I thought would never end. I've seen lonely times when I could not afford a Coke, but I finally get it: I'm the bloody joke.
There ain't nothin' but sunshine when the house is gone . . . and clouds and rain and snow and sleet and hail and dew and frost and sh@t.
P.S. I like "Flipper Flop". :-D
This joke from the late 80s Denver housing crash centered around condos in Aurora (the Denver suburb with thousands of low end condos).
"Question: What's the difference between having VD and a condo in Aurora?
Answer: You can get rid of VD"
Quiet Desperation.
Can I get that with Granite?
Granite. Now there's a blog unto its own. Freakin' 6 gumdan colors of granite countertops including bullnosing at the CW for $268 (+tx) for 8 linear feet including backsplash.
I don't understand how these countertops can even be SHIPPED (from China it seems) for $268.
Maybe an analogy with some good old horror movies:
Dawn of the Debt
Foreclosure on Helm Street
Frankenbroker lives
The sound after you hit the toilet handle!
I've heard this sound for a while, but now I can clearly recognize it. I look down and see real estate is in the craper the handle has been pushed and I await to see the water getting sucked down into the sewer. Coconutz!
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