Showing posts with label unemployed REIC. Show all posts
Showing posts with label unemployed REIC. Show all posts

September 04, 2007

HousingPANIC Stupid Question of the Day

Is the social stigma of "owning" a home (renting money from a bank in order to sleep in a rapidly depreciating asset) now worse than renting?


BONUS: Heard in a Scottsdale nightclub: "Ooh, I don't think you should go home with that guy. I hear he's got an interest-only, negative-am on one of those Optima condos. Yeah, the ones that have lost half their value. And I think his car is leased and he lost his job as a mortgage broker"

Somethin like that... Actual picture from dirtyscottsdale

March 09, 2007

Why do ramen eating real estate clerks and desperate homedebtors troll HousingPANIC?


I know out-of-work realtors have nothing to do these days (hint - work on that resume!), and I know desperate homedebtors blame the bubble blogs in part for the end of the Great American Housing Ponzi Scheme, but man, give it a rest folks. Go outside, enjoy some fresh air, and take your anger out on the person who's really responsible for your dire straits.

Yourself.

Meanwhile, Bubble Sitters, I see that HSBC (yes, of $11 billion subprime write-off fame) is offering 6% interest on your sold-at-the-peak loot through April. Nice monthly cash flow bonus I'd say on that housing loot sitting in your bank accounts. Just don't put more than the FDIC max $100,000 in any one account. You just never know...

Bitter Renters - with all the money you're saving per month renting that beautiful new home vs. owning (oops, "renting money from a bank"), I'd recommend you take a look at spending some time this summer in Japan, where the yen is still artificially low (for a few more months at least).

And for the over-leveraged, over-spending, no-money-left-after-that-massive-upwardly-adjusting-mortgage-payment-is-made-on-your-rapidly-depreciating-home Desperate Homedebtors, I hear Safeway is running another special on ramen noodles this weekend. Although you'll have to beat "why don't I have any listings" Greg Swann there to get the best flavors.

Yum! Beef ramen!