Leased Lexus - check. Hellhole Tampa condo - check. Putting up new "Price Reduced" sign - check. Bodyguard - ???

Hat-tip to HP'er Sofia on this one. She says the real estate clerk also mentioned most of her clients get their liar's loan financing via IndyMac.

Now hurry! Get out of that neighborhood before they start taking numbers for who gets to swipe the Lexus!