That HP "you only have days to prepare" call on Friday night was insane. But oh, so easy to make.

Remember this HP post on Friday night?

PEOPLE OF THE WORLD, THE TIME IS NIGH.

THE GREAT HOUSING CRASH IS HERE. DUCK AND COVER. LIGHT FUSE AND GET AWAY.

YOU ONLY HAVE DAYS TO PREPARE.

THE EPIC HOUSING CRASH IS UNDERWAY.

THE GREAT UNWINDING IS HERE. THE BIGGEST BUBBLE, EL FINANCIAL MANIA GRANDE, IN HUMAN HISTORY HAS BEEN PIERCED.

IT HATH BEEN FORETOLD.PEACE OUT. GOOD LUCK. FULL STOP.

I hope many of you, not because of HP but because of reality, have made the moves in your lives to prepare not just for what's happening, but for what is to come. The Dow could go back up 500 points tomorrow (it won't), but that's not the issue. The issue is that The Great Unwinding is here. No more BS. No more spin. It's here. So get ready and deal with it.

Now I'm going to try to think of tomorrow's winning Lotto numbers. I'll let you know if I come up with anything.