Our corrupted and incompetent Congress: Investigate steroids in baseball - check. Investigate the housing bubble and financial meltdown - nope.

Congress. Bunch of monkeys I tell ya. Monkeys.

And corrupt ones at that, thank you National Association of Realtors, National Association of Mortgage Brokers and National Association of Homebuilders. And Merrill and Citi and Goldman and Bear and JP Morgan and BofA and ...

Gee, I hope they get to the bottom of whether Clemens was on the juice. Since the fate of America rides on this.

Meanwhile, millions are losing homes to foreclosure, millions of mortgage fraudsters go unpunished, millions lose their jobs, and trillions of dollars are lost, yet Congress doesn't want to know why.

HP calls for a criminal investigation of Congress itself. Oh, wait, that would involved the Justice Department, which should be investigated too. Oh, wait, that would involve the president - who should be investigated too. Oh, wait, well, forget it, I guess we're just f*cked.

But we'll get to the bottom of this steroids thing by golly!!