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August 25, 2007

I wonder if these scummy mortgage agents still have their jobs. Doubt it. Good.




America, you got gamed by 20-something call-center-jockey kids pumping mortgages you couldn't afford and even they didn't understand so they could make a quick commission.

Tens of thousands of life's losers - call center jockeys, bartenders, used car salesmen, Herbalife distributors (you get the picture) - found their way into the unregulated and out-of-control REIC over these past few years. The one saving grace is that they're getting canned left and right - the party is over.

I wonder who'll be picking up the bottle service tab in Scottsdale tonight? Anyone? Anyone?

July 01, 2007

Crashing prices, decaying empty unsavory neighborhoods and housing quickly turning into the American Nightmare



It's sad to see families get into housing and flipper neighborhoods at the exact wrong time, falling for the slick marketing brochures and ads, and now facing a total freaking nightmare. But of course, they'll blame everyone but themselves for the mess they put themselves in.

Note - I'm short KBH at time of writing, since they build cheap neighborhoods like these that people will no longer want, their buyers are (were) more subprime , and they were crooked at the top.

And the chart above is the Zillow of the KB Homes house mentioned in the article.. Ouch. Remember new home buyers and current homedebtors - the builder will f*ck you every time.

Lodi homeowners find dream neighborhood not so charming

Scott McClarrinon says he was duped.

The 31-year-old Galt native thought he was buying into a dream when he and his wife purchased their home at The Villas of Lodi in November 2005.

He imagined he would raise his family in the two-story stone and stucco home at 455 Tuscolana Way. His home is tucked among 80 residences at the tastefully designed subdivision, complete with stately light posts and cobblestone courts.

Yet as soon as McClarrinon moved in, his dream and his neighborhood began to crumble.

The homes that had been snatched up so quickly at the peak of the housing boom sat empty for months at a time, with their owners nowhere to be found.

Green lawns turned to brown, left unkempt in the hot spring and summer months. Tall weeds began to sprout in place of neatly landscaped front gardens. "For sale" signs popped up throughout the neighborhood, replaced later by "for rent" signs. Pigeons began to roost on top of abandoned homes, leaving a mess below.

McClarrinon's vision of a vibrant community of homeowners — as promised by builder KB Home — vanished.

"There's just not a lot of homeowners here," he said this week, noting that his neighbors now consist of renters, from a trio of exotic dancers next door to a group of five young men nearby who throw loud parties late into the night.


"I'm so mad. I'm just mad," McClarrinon said. "My property value has dumped ... I've got the worst of both worlds," he said.

April 22, 2007

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you "Toni - The Mortgage Broker Hottie ;-)"

Hat-tip to housing-boom blog and an eagle-eyed HP'er for bringing us this gift.. And to Toni - The Mortgage Broker Hottie ;-) herself, for being such a nice representation of this unregulated, untrained and unnecessary business.

At what point did "mortgage broker" even become something society needed? Remember when we had banks? Remember when you knew your banker and he knew you? And wouldn't the internet do a better job than an untrained and unregulated bartender?

Is there any question now why the cocaine-fueled poser cities of Phoenix, Vegas, Miami and San Diego became epicenters of rampant mortgage fraud and historic housing bubbles?

Well, at least Toni - The Mortgage Broker Hottie ;-) has a fallback position.

Be gentle HP'ers... she's just a girl trying to make a buck...

Toni - The Mortgage Broker Hottie ;-)

About me:

Hi guys, A little about me: Well Im a Mortgage Broker able to close both residencial and commercial loans in 42 states.

I love my job because I get to help people get buy homes or refinance them. In the process I also get to make some money.

On the side I also plan events and parties in best place of all... Miami Beach. Im a night club promoter so if you need to get on my guest list, just let me know. On Thursdays Im at Cielo, Fridays at Dek 23 and Saturdays at Glass.

Who I'd like to meet:

Im always happy to meet new people. Anyone whos in the mortgage or realestate business, anyone whos into the nightclub industry. Basically everyone. So send me a friend request and I might just accept it...lol