September 13, 2008

Someone explain to me the lipstick on a pig thing and how that's more important than the US government taking on $5 trillion more in debt


Man, you're gone a week and things do change. America gets even dumber. And this presidential election becomes an even bigger joke.

The world is laughing at us folks.


America is dying.

And the idiots and the ignorant are in full bloom.


45 comments:

Anonymous said...

Men thinking with their dicks update:

A CNN/Opinion Research Corporation survey out Tuesday indicates that 62 percent of men questioned have a favorable opinion of the Alaska governor, nine points higher than women.

Anonymous said...

"And the idiots and the ignorant are in full bloom."

And nowhere is that more apparent than in recent comments on this blog.

You do still have some sane readers out here, Keith, there's just no point even trying to have an intelligent discussion with people who pride themselves on their stupidity and willingness to to be played like a cheap fiddle.

voodoo electioneering said...

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, then baffle 'em with BULLSH*T.


Those GOP con-artists are such cunning bastards...

Anonymous said...

I'm votin for the Hot Chick!

Anonymous said...

Hey all you limp wristed liberal men!

Sarah Palin is the Perfect example of a Real woman!

Not like your Hillary or Pelosi or Boxer Feinstein, Sheehan, Dworkin...

Each and every one of them has to be softened and made more feminine to even be seen in public.

Because they are such old Dikes that you can't stomach listening to any of them!!



Hooray for Palin!!!!!!!!




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Anonymous said...

Well, I have to admit she is easy on the eyes and seems very much in control and confident!

Nice to see it!

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Anonymous said...

"The world is laughing at us folks."

Oh my God! The Euroweenies are laughing at us. How can I sleep tonight?

Anonymous said...

from 11:15 pm


Men thinking with their dicks update:


Well that is something that can never happen with the Dem Liberal women!

Just listen to any of them talk,

It's like Viagra in reverse!

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Anonymous said...

Why? Why? Why...

Are you Liberals so afraid of a woman with NO supposed qualifications?

Anonymous said...

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Good one!



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Anonymous said...

You Hypocritical Liberal ASSHOLES!


You want a strong woman with drive and conviction!

A woman who has worked her way up through the ranks!

Did her work and made her accomplishments in a male dominated world!

Someone of confidence and on top of woman's issues!


Well, you got one in Sarah Palin, and now you Bash this Wonderful woman!!!!!

Your Hypocrisy knows no end!!!

Shame be upon your head(s)

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Anonymous said...

Why the F isn't obama calling for an investigation into the failure of Fannie and Freddie?????? He is the change candidate, the one who is promising to clean up washington!

Anonymous said...

i am pretty much on the fence about the whole thing..

but i do like this woman

Anonymous said...

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It seems that it 'was' destiny to have the Democrats have the first woman in office

Looks like the tide has changed

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Anonymous said...

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The definition is



When Hillary, Pelosi, Boxer, Feinstein, Sheehan, M. Obama...etc

are getting their for on T.V. make-up applied


That is Lipstick on a Pig!


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Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Well, I have to admit she is easy on the eyes and seems very much in control and confident!

Nice to see it!

You mean nice to see her DD's right?
Hell, I think I am going to write in Pat Sajek & Vanna White from Wheel of Fortune. Vanna has class and sophistication, and is in control and confident, and Pat can spell. Those are great qualifications. Most Americans can't spell. We need a Preznit that can spell.

JaneZ

Anonymous said...

janeZ



What the F**K is your point?


Twit!



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Anonymous said...

Most of these comments are obviously coming from the same person.

spanky said...

I thought I saw Sarah P as the co star in a recent video. She was a teacher. Or was it a Nurse? Anyhow, as soon as the glasses come off, she looks just like that girl in the black leather in that movie I was watching late the other night.

Bali girl said...

Keith dude you kill me, where do you get those pictures

Please please please don't wrap up in November, what will I do for my laughs every day?

Anonymous said...

Lighten Up! Pop open a beer, light a cig, and put a moose burger on the grill.
You might as well enjoy this race to the bottom.
Some Cheese Whiz with that moose burger?

Afterthought said...

I'm on the verge of refraining from making comments till the end of the election. Why? Events will speak for themselves.

We are taking the pulse of a nation; do we go for Carter-esque Long Transformation? Or do we crash and burn with the GOP?

Carter was right on nearly everything and had we stuck to his human rights / pay-go / conservation strategy, we would already be poised for this millenium.

As it stands, we are on the verge of a New Dark Age. The disfavor of Carter was based on two related phenomena: the stupidity of the American people, and our instant gratification culture.

Had we just weathered the storm with ol' Jimmy (a Christian, by the way) we'd be a lot better off.

I want to hit it said...

Can I bang palin and hilary at the same time? Would that be unamerican? I'm a confused voter.

Anonymous said...

interesting how the right wing bible-thumpers take pride in stupidity and despise smart people, when even the bible itself mocks them

Proverbs 1:7
"Fools despise wisdom"

Proverbs 24:7
"Matters of wisdom are beyond the grasp of a stubborn fool. he should not open his mouth in public"

Anonymous said...

Like it matters fuck all which waterboy/girl is the frontman. What could be more pathetic than those who actually believe Bush had ideas/led?

I'll say one thing for the departing admin. though: they set the bar so low that we'll literally buy anybody as president now.

Loved Palin on Georgia/NATO; why not?

We need to get back to that high-margin cold war contracting; this labor-intensive terra shit ain't very profitable.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Most of these comments are obviously coming from the same person.

I am not a sniveling little gollum. I sign my posts.

JaneZ

Go Sarah Palin!!!!!! said...

I love it. Keith, you and your weenie libtard friends are having a hissy fit because McCain as President is now a sure thing - LOL!!!!

hp fan said...

Fuck America, let it burn to ashes.

People are too fat, lazy, and stupid to see McCain and the Neocons for the harbingers of doom that they are.

The choice is to either pack up and leave or stick around for communism under Hillary in 2012.

Anonymous said...

"Oh my God! The Euroweenies are laughing at us. How can I sleep tonight?"

I'm a Euroweenie, and I'm deeply offended by your sarcasm. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.

schizoid said...

Is Keith moving from Denial to Fear?

the party that wrecked america said...

Bushco and Cheneyburton out hunting for some poor people to throw nukes at. It's better if they have oil we can steal and Halliburton can rebuild them later.. wink wink.

Election '08 to be suspended indefinitely and martial law declared, Bushco rules for 24 more years with a Cheneyburton chaser now and then... Obama and Biden jailed in Gitmo. Palin to be Ambassador to Turkey... McCain dies of skin cancer in Flagstaff...

Don't like it? Fuck You. We have FEMA camps and Armies and will not hesitate to use them, especially on American citizens.

Remember, Honest Dick Cheneybrton said 'deficits don't matter'...

PUNISH THE GUILTY. DO IT NOW

not same person comment said...

Have you seen the Palin doll, dressed in schoolgirl uniform, red bra, mini skirt?

SMOKIN' hot chick!

I'd vote for her.....

Anonymous said...

Skull and Bones are protecting their own. Bush Sr. will never allow anyone to investigate anything! Funny if you start reading back over the last thirty years you can piece a lot of things together...They are controlling our country God help us.

Peter T said...

Keith, I agree with you, but the Obama campaign is at least partly to blame. Its their fault, too, that we are speaking about pigs with lipstick instead of the economy, the budget, healthcosts rising, unemployment, soaring, defaults skyrocketing, and what WE COULD DO ABOUT IT. McCain hasn't brought forward much in this respect except from "drill, baby, drill".

gwk said...

He said it his fans cheered his media buddies jumped all over it so I guess its her fault, right! Its over for the O man sorry you lose.

Anonymous said...

afterthought, I agree with you that Carter was right on the issues. I wasn't even alive when he was in office, but from reading up on the history of that time, his downfall was a lack of leadership, not a lack of ideas.

Fortunately, Obama has both good ideas and good leadership qualities. I'm not afraid of McCain/Gimmick. They've already had to resort to the kitchen sink strategy, and it's failing.

Anonymous said...

I'm still trying to figure out what BRA SIZE PALIN IS...I think its a 38D ...hey...lets start a POLL on her cup size......PASS THE BEER WILL YA' ....

Anonymous said...

>> I'm a Euroweenie, and I'm deeply offended by your sarcasm. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock.

European Ebonics - cool!

wc said...

The only good thing I am grateful to Pallin for is that she has done amazing things for women that wear glasses. Thanks Sara!

Anonymous said...

And the idiots and the ignorant are in full bloom.
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You got that right. We have a career Republican politician here in Wisconsin promising to get gas down to 12¢ a gallon if we only drill everywhere. And people believe him. Incredible how stupid Republican voters are.

Bali Girl said...

What's interesting about these comments is that virtually none of them address HP's question about pig with lipstick/$5 trillion debt....

Rather they choose to manipulate the question, attack the blog, the moderator and completely ignore the issue.

Caustic Bush/Rove sheep.

LibVet said...

"Someone explain to me the lipstick on a pig thing and how that's more important than the US government taking on $5 trillion more in debt"

OK, Keith, my friend, that's an easy one.

The vast majority of Americans are ignorant rednecks. Have you read the comments to your very own blog? America IS the ignorant moron who posts here.

A yokel with a degree from East Texas Bible College thinks himself an educated man. The streets are lined with homeless veterans. Pop music is what the corporations say it is. Ladies in large lime green stretch pants fill up the aisles at Wal-Mart. Anything Rush says is the gospel truth.

Stores are wary of taking $100 bills. Even fifties. They don't want them. Why is that?

Booze is dirt cheap in America. Why is that?

Brand new Dodge trucks are selling at 44% off. What does that do to the price of the truck some schmuck bought last year? New ones are cheaper than used.

I am an old geezer and I have never seen shit like this in my life.

When Lyndon Johnson killed the Democratic Party by signing the Voting Rights Act and the Civil Rights Act, the Republicans, via Nixon, began their political takeover of the South with the famous Southern Strategy.

Regan cemented the change. You might recall that at that time, Jerry Falwell and the Moral Majority became a political force. See also the 700 Club and Pat Whatshisname.

The Republican witches brew of radical Christians, racists and, of course, the Big Money Boys have held sway over this Idiocracy for many years now.

The unifying credo of these idiots has been low taxes. We had to borrow the money to pay for these low taxes but rednecks are used to debt. See that bass boat out back? Where do you think that came from?

Sigh... buying votes with borrowed money. Clinton balanced the budget and handed Bush a country in Peace and in Prosperity. No one cares, it's all about the blow job.

If you are still with me, we are getting to the answer to your question. It's all about the blow job. That's just about the best America can do, worry about a blow job. Nothing is more important than the blow job.

That's why the lipstick/pig thing has gotten so much play.

It's simple. It's like the crossword puzzle books in the racks next to the check out stand at the grocery store. They are easy to do and when you've completed them, you can pat yourself on the back and think you're a smart person. Rednecks understand blow jobs, pigs and lipstick and not much else.

Anonymous said...

LibVet said...

The vast majority of Americans are ignorant rednecks. Have you read the comments to your very own blog? America IS the ignorant moron who posts here.

A yokel with a degree from East Texas Bible College thinks himself an educated man. The streets are lined with homeless veterans. Pop music is what the corporations say it is. Ladies in large lime green stretch pants fill up the aisles at Wal-Mart. Anything Rush says is the gospel truth.

Stores are wary of taking $100 bills. Even fifties. They don't want them. Why is that?

Booze is dirt cheap in America. Why is that?

Brand new Dodge trucks are selling at 44% off. What does that do to the price of the truck some schmuck bought last year? New ones are cheaper than used.

I am an old geezer and I have never seen shit like this in my life.....

....The Republican witches brew of radical Christians, racists and, of course, the Big Money Boys have held sway over this Idiocracy for many years now.

The unifying credo of these idiots has been low taxes. We had to borrow the money to pay for these low taxes but rednecks are used to debt. See that bass boat out back? Where do you think that came from?

Sigh... buying votes with borrowed money. Clinton balanced the budget and handed Bush a country in Peace and in Prosperity. No one cares, it's all about the blow job.

If you are still with me, we are getting to the answer to your question. It's all about the blow job. That's just about the best America can do, worry about a blow job. Nothing is more important than the blow job.

That's why the lipstick/pig thing has gotten so much play.

It's simple. It's like the crossword puzzle books in the racks next to the check out stand at the grocery store. They are easy to do and when you've completed them, you can pat yourself on the back and think you're a smart person. Rednecks understand blow jobs, pigs and lipstick and not much else.

My hero. I printed this and put it on my fridge. A little something to let me know that there are other persons in America that see what I see. Gets damn lonely being the sane one in the asylum but the inmates all tell you that it's you not them.

Thanks

JaneZ

LibVet said...

I love you, JaneZ, but where is the anonymous moron?

They hide like cockroaches. They lie and hide.

1,000 posts by the anonymous moron but when faced with the facts, it's time to run and hide.

I hate cowards.

Love you.


LibVet