August 27, 2008

Oh, you're gonna love this one.. Suzanne Researched It - The Remix

9 comments:

christiangustafson said...

It improves with age like a fine wine!

My wife is starting to tire of seeing me loop and watch this with my mouth agape. Did they really run THIS AD, on TELEVISION? OMG!

Was it Lereah who mocked homeowners who did not enjoy and extract their home equity as being "unsophisticated"? This was the true face of evil during the run-up.

Agent 99 said...

Here's the entire Oompa Loompa song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw0zZttfUaw

It's fun to sing along.

Anonymous said...

NEWS FLASH:

Details are sketchy but a female Realtor has been found shot an estimated 322 times with small caliber handguns while idling at a stoplight in her S-Class Mercedes-Benz automobile. The Realtor who made TV commercials for a real estate syndicates was beleived to be named 'Suzanne' which is unconfirmed.

"It looks like its a Gang or Mob-related crime" as local detective Ahmed Makawatsu reported. "Somepeople were really angry" to shoot her so many times which made identification difficult.

It is believed and alleged but unconfirmed a Realtor was embroiled and tangled in numerous lawsuits arising from her job as a used-house peddler.

One neighbor speculated that innocent people have been conned and duped out of substantial monies and suffered loss of their houses and in some cases livelihods causing them to live in the gutter. He was quoted as saying 'payback is usually a bitch and in this case it apears justice has prevailed'.

The case remains open. Anyone with any information is urgeg to contact Larry Yun of the National Association of Realtors at 1-800 BE A RAT.

Meanwhile, Suzanne will be eulogized by a host of famous used-hose peddlers featuring noted Beverly Hills Realtor Connie DeGroot and Caveman Adkins as speakers and then a quick burial at sea after her body is burned and the remains are placed in a dumpster.

Stuck in So Pa said...

christiangustafson said...

.......Was it Lereah who mocked homeowners who did not enjoy and extract their home equity as being "unsophisticated"? This was the true face of evil during the run-up.
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As I recall, it was indeed Lereah who said that he hated to see a homeowner with a paid up mortgage, or no mortgage at all. That homeowner was being "foolish" for not letting their home equity "work for them!"

ROTFLMAO!

Anonymous said...

I had forgotten that Lereah quote. I mean on the one hand, his job was to shill for these people, so it ought not to have been surprising that he was doing that, but even so, the immense stupidity of his words, and the fact that the media reported them as though he were "just another expert" as opposed to "a snake oil salesman" still amazes.

DaveO said...

As I recall, it was indeed Lereah who said that he hated to see a homeowner with a paid up mortgage, or no mortgage at all. That homeowner was being "foolish" for not letting their home equity "work for them!"

Paying off your mortgage is akin to having $500,000 stuffed in your mattress (or however Lereah said it).

Lady Di said...

A true classic.

Suzanne for president!

Anonymous said...

Somebody really has to film a parody of that ad: the mortgage resetting, the wife's nervous breakdown, "Suzanne, you said we could do this!! How could you, you bitch!"... jingle mail!

Ross said...

In honor of all the "research" Suzanne and other realtors do, could we have an update on the 3rd Ave Lofts in Scottsdale?

I drive by that place at night every so often and I swear all the lights are out.