August 01, 2008

It must be a strange feeling to be the town idiot.


"There is no real estate bubble. Bubbles are for bathtubs."


-Kendra Todd, September 2006

42 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would so tap that.

Anonymous said...

So would I. I don't know why, but would just love to tap her.

Paul E. Math said...

I sometimes watch 'My House is Worth What?'. It's horrible but it's like a wound I can't stop touching.

The worst part about the show is when Kendra Todd tells how much the people spent on their home improvements. She always emphasizes the word 'thousand', no matter how few thousands were spent. "This couple spent 2 thousand dollars on the bathroom".

She wants to make it sound like they've spent soooo much money on the place, bragging to invoke that irresistible feeling of jealousy in the viewer. And it works.

My parents actually did a lot of remodelling on the homes I grew up in. They redid bathrooms, bedrooms, kitchens, landscaped the little courtyard with a koi pond, always busy with something. Most of it was inexpensive things and my parents and us did the labour but a few of the projects were pretty major.

But I never once heard my parents say how much money they spent on it. Not to me, not to any of my brothers, not to their parents, their friends, noone. Not ever. They would have been ashamed and disgraced for anyone to think that they were bragging about their homes.

Am I wrong in thinking that is the way people should be? Shouldn't people keep their financial information to themselves?

Ate-Up said...

Hey, Paul E. Math. Please shut up. Let's get this thread back where it belongs. (Nothing personal). I wanna tap Kendra. I wanna tap Kendra...

keith said...

I'm leaving the "tap kendra" comments up with some hesitation, just to show what a bunch of sickos HP'ers are

Degenerates!

Ate-Up said...

Thanks Keith!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I would tap her as well. With the front bumper of my car.....

Anonymous said...

I guess blondes are dumb.

Anonymous said...

tap tap tap the night away with that little REIC babe

Anonymous said...

It needs to be turned out at real estate-related conventions immediately. Tape the mouth shut and let the brutes have a go at her for about $1K per 1/2 hour.

This could go in a fund to return money to those SHE screwed...

Get It?

cramer said...

I want to ball her in the bathtub and show her what a bubble realy looks like.

Can someone make a kendra todd blow up doll please.I will let hpers have it when I'm done with it.

BananaRepublicrat said...

"I would so tap that."

You'd have to knock Trump (and probably three or four of his old Viagra poppin' buddies) off of that pin cushion first!

Anonymous said...

I'd still nail her.

Anonymous said...

No, blonde bimbos are for bathtubs.

theloknesmonster said...

I'd like to bang her in a foreclosed house she sold to someone with a liar loan.

Anonymous said...

paul e. math,
yeah, Kendra todd is easy on the eyes, but what you said about your parents is really interesting. I think the sense of propriety your parents held to began giving way to conspicuous consumption by degrees. My grandparents' generation generally kept financial information private,that is, on a "need to know" basis. Kids generally had neither the right nor need to know, and when I was a kid, the list of things not to ask was much, much longer. Now it is all very different. I don't mean to sound ancient; I'm in my forties.

Anonymous said...

Wow. This site is so full of Liberal Heterosexuals. We'll have to have Larry Craig, that Conservative family values guy, have a talk with you....

you stupid libs said...

I'd hit it

Barf said...

Pig leg-riders, all of you. Ms. Todd can't even tuck in her shirt around that bulging lower abdomen gut... Jeez, she's a skank. And so trashy you'll probably catch something from her that even antibiotics won't shake. Don't act like such classless, whoring alley-cats, you idiots.

Anonymous said...

I'd grudge her in the dumpa!

JordanT said...

I'd like to bang her in a foreclosed house she sold to someone with a liar loan.

Add on granite counters that they took a HELOC to put in, and I'm so there.

Once I was a teenager, my parents started to let me in a little bit on the family finances. Part of this was because they had made a lot of financial mistakes in life, and wanted me to learn from their mistakes and not my own.

Devestment said...

Annon said... I'd grudge her in the dumpa!

Trust me, you don’t want that. It’s all done with smoke, mirrors and pandering to stereotyped iconography. Plus, I guarantee she won’t “optimize” your improvements in her speech and make them seem bigger than they are, unless of course you have money.

barf said...

Still wanna bang her, that's your problem. Can't save someone from themselves. But keep dreaming you'll get a free turn with her. She's a REALTWHORE, remember? So yeah you may get lucky meeting up with her on the granite counter tops after that much needed second income pole dancing stint, but she'll charge you as high as she fleeced those real estate transactions...

Anonymous said...

I woulda banged her when she was on The Apprentice. But now she's totally porked up. Such a waste.

Anonymous said...

Barf are you a envious woman or a man with too much estrogen?

Anonymous said...

She is not hot. In fact I think she looks more like Chelsea Clinton and one cheeseburger and 5 years from looking like Hilary. Futher more she is an idiot and I am sure there is some poor guy that is sick of listening to how great she makes herself sound.
My wife is hotter than her and smarter, maybe I should just market my wife. Oh yeah I don't have to whore out my wife, my family, or myself to live a happy life. Humilty has it's advantages.

This country is really fucked right now and all of our lives are going to be highly impacted. I am thirty and I am not sure that this great nation is going to be the same as it was for the next thirty years and all people can do is watch sluts on TV like Kendra Todd and say say I want to bag her her.

If any of you have seen the movie "Idiocracy" well congrats, you have just proven it true. You have all just proved that America watches this dumb bitch, while she talks about poor investments that add up to the income of most people make over the course of ten years, and the best thing you can say is "I want to bang her."

This site is losing it's edge. Your not on vacation any longer Keith, lets get back to reality.

barf said...

"Barf are you a envious woman or a man with too much estrogen?"

Hermaphrodite.

Anonymous said...

Add me to the Tap list.... waiting for her next career as a pole dancer.

Anonymous said...

If she had as many sticking out of her as she has had stuck in her, she would look like a porcupine.

brokersleaveyoubroke said...

Anon said:
"My grandparents' generation generally kept financial information private,that is, on a "need to know" basis. Kids generally had neither the right nor need to know,"

My parents were also like that except when I broke something, then I was made painfully aware of how much it was worth.

Democraatus said...

She was dead wrong, and willfully or just plain stupid.

What a shame.

sundry vermin said...

And she seemed so poised and confident when she said that.

I'm still trying to figure out how her analysis (or research in Suzanne speak) could have been wrong.

keyser soze said...

I worked at a tool & die shop as a high schooler...trust me, you don't want to tap her!
Oil well, maybe as a figure of speech.
I think Kiersten and Connie are much hotter!

buttmunch said...

I have tapped that.. yawn

edd said...

I'd like to see her
bubbles in my bathtub.

But I just could not
pretend to respect her.

kabloona said...

ooo, yeah...kiersten! hey, anyone notice that kiersten's old show "property ladder" is MIA for obvious reasons (i.e. flippers in cali are extinct) and now she has some new show about to launch called "save your house" or something? hell, this may be the start of the new wave of "foreclosure reality" tv shows!!

By the way, "my house is worth what?" sux out loud....

;-)

Anonymous said...

You can put a wig on an eighty year old and with some make up an camera tricks can turn her into a desire. Give me an in person look before I take a stand. Nothing worse than a botox gone wrong realtwhore. They are scary to look at and have a good chance of having an STD or worse.

Anonymous said...

I'd tap tap that (for half price)

Just like I'd buy a house for half price.

Yoda said...

Hit it I would

Anonymous said...

When I see her photo I wonder if she served as the inspiration for the cartoon character Jillian on Family Guy that is Brian's dumb blonde girlfriend.

Waiting for Kendra Todd and Connie de Groot and Peter North video for spoof on Three's Company xxx action.

Anonymous said...

I will show her a bubble....between my legs...wonder if the Donald ever tapped her....? If so, all bets are off.

Anonymous said...

The biggest poster child for Botox gone bad is Kelly Rippa....she couldn't make an expression on her face if life depended on it.