July 15, 2008

Here's two of the mortgage broker idiots who brought down the American financial system (NSFW)



I wonder what the mortgage brokers will do next.

Taco Bell? Used cars? Cocaine distribution? Back to the call center? Chain letters and Ponzi Schemes? Robbing old ladies? Amway sales? Herbalife?

Jail?


20 comments:

Anonymous said...

They look and act like Jim Cramer clones with hair.

Disgusting Retards.

America is DEAD

Grandma who got fleeced said...

they seemed like such nice boys

Frank@Scottsdale-Sucks.com said...

Amway, MLM, bartenders at sleazy clubs, drug dealing, online spam/scams.

Anonymous said...

at least he said the borrower won't get anything b/c the credit is sh!at -- too bad more didn't do that.

keith said...

Good point - he saw that that loan wouldn't get funded, and that he wouldn't make his commission to go out and buy more Red Bull, strippers and cocaine

Must have been filmed after Countrywide, WaMu and IndyMac cut off the liar's loans

GOLDEN FLEECE said...

I'M THINKING AGRICULTURE...

IN A STRIPED JUMPSUIT...

ON THE STATE FARM!!!

BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

Anonymous said...

I dunno. I thought they were kinda funny in a 'raming the truth up your a$$' sort of way.

bitterrenter said...

They're probably both employed by the Republican National Committee working on electing McCain.

Do any of you brainstems doubt that they're republicans? I would imagine that many of you republicans act the same way when it comes to money. See, a conservative/republican will eat his mother if he thinks he'll shit money.

Anonymous said...

Gotta love the toy Hummer too. Someday, I will show my grandkids this clip when they ask about the Panic Of '08.

BubbleGirl said...

Is that real? That f@#%kin scares me...

Gypsy Rose Lee said...

Yes, the strippers' bottom line will be hurting.

Anonymous said...

if he's not on coke or steroids already in that video, then he's at least mainlining espresso

too much testosterone said...

There will always be another boiler room for creeps like them to ply their unholy trade.
Another day, another scam.
Ho hummmm. Pass the crack pipe.

Jason said...

The whole point of the rant is that they're not going to give someone a loan because of bad credit, and you're giving them shit because they're obnoxious about it?

Have you looked at your own blog any time in the last couple of years?

I love these guys. We should have put them in charge instead of that nice, mild-mannered Mr. Greenspan and Mr. Bernanke.

Anonymous said...

Ha, ha, Herbalife! I know a RE-bubble "kingpin" who's now pimping the H-Life products in his "showroom" (a converted garage in his $1M urban in-fill 'estate').

He'll be renting space at the local HoJos after the NOT he got goes through...

Anonymous said...

That ain't blow; that's the HARD STUFF.

Anonymous said...

they are too cool for school

Anonymous said...

Dead men walking.


Can't wait to read their obits.

whitetower said...

Amazing -- an entire industry comprised of douchebags and retards.

Anonymous said...

"I wonder what the mortgage brokers will do next?"

The will probably join the Libertarian Party and run for public office.