"And when the history is written, it'll be said that we lived in a safer country, and a more hopeful world, because George Bush was President of these United States."
- Dick, and I mean Dick, Cheney, May 2008
(Bonus questions - will Cheney or Bush be indicted for war crimes by an international tribunal in the future? Will Bush pardon Cheney before leaving office? Will Obama pardon Bush or Cheney? And can Bush hit single digits before January?)