March 06, 2008

Remember GOP Congressman Mark Foley - who preyed on little boys and resigned from Congress in disgrace? Well, of course, now he's a REALTOR


You can't make this stuff up.

And remember, anyone can be a REALTOR - even disgraced Congressmen.

"Hi - I'm Mark Foley, and I'd like to sell you a home. And make sure you bring your kids to the open house!"

Foley refashioned as beau of the ball

For a couple of hours Friday night, it was as if former U.S. Rep. Mark Foley had never gotten himself into a heap of trouble.

The place: Palm Beach's Mar-a-Lago. That's where Foley once found plenty of political support, never mind that the district he represented is a few miles north.

When asked about his future, Foley said only that he's trying to sell homes. He renewed his real estate license last year.

"I have a couple of offers on a place," he said. "Keeping my fingers crossed."

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

REALTORS have no shame

Anonymous said...

Greg Swann today:

"Realtors are not my friends. Their former clients are. I’m not competing to be Good Buddy Realtor of the Year. I am in this business to bring the best possible benefits I can to the greatest attainable number of clients to whom I can deliver Insanely Great service while enriching myself and my family beyond my wildest dreams.

(Holy smokes! I just wrote a Mission Statement! Those GRI classes finally paid off!) What happens to other Realtors is their own lookout."

Anonymous said...

Well it was either that or working at a massage parlor.

Dont Drop the SOAP-- said...

Bet he steps up to greet you in a fluttering Trench Coat and a lubed handshake....eeeeeeeewww

Watch little Johnny VERRRY closely

Anonymous said...

Can you envision this guy at an open house, all alone, ruffling through johnies underware drawer, sniffing, touching, laying on johnies bed. Yuck!

Chuck said...

This most interesting gentleman should have had a trial, and if convicted, should be registered as a sex-offending child molester wherever he lives. This is a man who betrayed his trust to lure unsuspecting young boys into his lair. Remember his text message stating how much he wished he could pull the underwear down for one of the underage page boys? This scum should not have been allowed to use his many rich and powerful connections to escape trial.

Anonymous said...

No, he could not have worked at a massage parlor. For that you have to pass a background check. It is a more regulated and respectable profession than used house salesman.

Foley, the pee stall Fred Astaire said...

Foley and Adkins would make a nice couple. Throw in bubblehead Adkins wife and you have a perfect 3-some video.

They can call it 3 shades of shame... A little tough to distinguish whos who in the hot tub scene though...

Maybe George Bush can become a used house salesman after he kills the country? NAh, he cannot multiply by 6% - too tough.

Anonymous said...

He and Ted Haggard should go into bizness together.

I can see the sign out front now...

FOLEY & HAGGARD - REALTWHORE's of the LORD, and Child sitting Services--

Anonymous said...

Hey- I know who's calling now!!

Thier first client!! Senator Larry CRAIG!! He want's to meet them in Terminal B restroom for a little discussion on his "property"....heh heh hehhh

Veronica Lodge said...

RE: Remember GOP Congressman Mark Foley - who preyed on little boys and resigned from Congress in disgrace? Well, of course, now he's a REALTOR.

And after he fails at this job, he can become a priest.

V.L.

Anonymous said...

Who isnt a REALTOR.... COME ON!

Anonymous said...

Child molester to realtor....

and the surpise is ?

Anonymous said...

Come on, Keith... you made that up.

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised that he didn't go to work with Frank or Ed.

Anonymous said...

"Can you envision this guy at an open house, all alone, ruffling through johnies underware drawer, sniffing, touching, laying on johnies bed. Yuck!"

HAHAHAHAHA

After this he can become a priest.

Mark Foley is my Sugar Daddy said...

"I'm really taking care of my health," he said, pushing both arms forward as if bench-pressing.

Wants to look good from those 16 yr old, hardbody, oiled up, shirtless boys cutting the lawns of those houses he's trying to sell.

Mark: "Umm Seth. You look really hot and sweaty mowing that lawn. Want to come in for a cold glass of lemonade?"

Seth: "OK, Mr. Foley"

Anonymous said...

Be fair to Foley. Foley never solicited anyone underage, nor was there evidence (in my memory) that he solicited anyone in current employment, only previous employees of legal age.

Many people consider this to be unseemly or immoral, given the age difference and gender, but given that his only crime was inappropriate use of Congressional resources, I consider his sex life to be a private matter.

Boys in the Bighouse YArd said...

"Anonymous said...
Be fair to Foley. "

F*ck Foley and F*ck YOU poster.

Foley should have been tried, convicted and sentenced to years in prison with a new wife named Joe.

He would have been able to sit down confortablyagain in about 2011...

This is a punk, never forget that.

Anonymous said...

REALTORS like little boys

Anonymous said...

"Be fair to Foley. Foley never solicited anyone underage, nor was there evidence (in my memory) that he solicited anyone in current employment, only previous employees of legal age.

Many people consider this to be unseemly or immoral, given the age difference and gender, but given that his only crime was inappropriate use of Congressional resources, I consider his sex life to be a private matter."

And I thought I'd die without ever hearing directly from Polyanna!!!

Anonymous said...

Be fair to Foley. Foley never solicited anyone underage, nor was there evidence (in my memory) that he solicited anyone in current employment, only previous employees of legal age.

You must be another Republican pervert.

Anonymous said...

""Realtors are not my friends. Their former clients are. I’m not competing to be Good Buddy Realtor of the Year. I am in this business to bring the best possible benefits I can to the greatest attainable number of clients to whom I can deliver Insanely Great service while enriching myself and my family beyond my wildest dreams.
"

To Greg Swan:

You'll be unemployeed, and bankrupt within 6 months.

You made your bed, and now lay in it!

Anonymous said...

How many square feet?

Call in Mr. Measure It!

Anonymous said...

"I consider his sex life to be a private matter."


This guy ^^^ probably wanted Capitol Police to butt out when they detained a drunk Foley outside the Page dorm late one evening.

Probably just there to tuck them in and comfort the homesick ones.

Anonymous said...

I knew lefties hated gay people. NAMBLA is a leftie group.

Anonymous said...

Make sure your little boys are out of rhe house when he sells yours!

Anonymous said...

Mar-a-Lago? Key West and Miami Beach are more his speed!!!