March 18, 2008

dancing with the stars, American Idol, Ashley Dupre, Kristin Davis, hookers, sex, porn, youtube


That Swanndive, ya gotta give it to him. He goes on and on about how he doesn't care about traffic to his unreadable blog, and then you have him trumpeting the past couple days about how he's rocketed from the dead to #2 (to HP) on the blogtopsites ranking.

So how did say he moved up the list? By doing posts and links about Eliot Spitzer's whore! And yes, this is the dude who wants to charge realtors down on their luck $150 to come hear how they can drive traffic to their websites. Sucker born every minute.

What's the logic - people searching for nudie pics of Spitzer's hooker might want to buy a house? Good god, are realtors really THAT dumb?


Here's a good session at the Swanndive confab you might want to check out:

2pm Session: "How to link to whores in order to drive meaningless junk traffic to your blog"

He also says that HP will be gone soon, and his blog will be #1.

"If we do 14,000 uniques and come in seventh for the week, Housing Panic will come in first with 31,000 unique visitors. In the long run, the bubble bloggers will be gone, and we’ll be first with 100K+ unique souls a week."

Anyway, since he's pushing people over to blogtopsites to publicize his latest traffic driving stunt, check out this blub I put up over there.

And I hope you like the title of this post - gotta stay #1 ya know. I hope Swann doesn't expect $150 from us. Hey, anyone in Phoenix want to go to the Swanndive Conference and represent HP? Or better yet, wouldn't it be a hoot to get a group together to protest outside? Make up some "realtors are liars" and "Can I get my 6% back" signs?

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

What'll be gone soon is Swann

"YOu want fries with that"

Anonymous said...

Another sign of desperation from that discredited freak. I'm tellin' ya, these realtwhores don't cease to amaze me with their lack of principles and ethics. He must be hurting badly.

Anonymous said...

He is just some old dude that HP discredited a while ago. I am actually starting to feel sorry for the guy.

Anonymous said...

So he links to a hooker and gets traffic and STILL gets beat by Housing Panic - seeing HP at number one - now THATS gotta hurt!

bubble reader said...

The bubble bloggers will be gone soon?? We are just getting started baby, haven't you been reading the site?? We cant keep up with the news, we'll be here on this site for YEARS.

Anonymous said...

Swann dive giving hand jobs to illegals behind denny's these days.......

Anonymous said...

A protest would be hilarious! Wish I lived in Phoenix

tangelo mozilo said...

Loved the blub.

Anonymous said...

He also thought he was going to be making a million dollars a year by now

Anonymous said...

Swann doesn't allow Hpers to comment on his blog

He's afraid of us!

Anonymous said...

You forgot to add "anal", "threesome", "teen", to your title.....

Anonymous said...

Dude has issues

Will said...

"Anyway, since he's pushing people over to blogtopsites to publicize his latest traffic driving stunt, check out this blub I put up over there. "

Hahahahahahahhahahaha....ha. that is some seriouly funny fighting. Cheers.

Anonymous said...

Greg Swann is a dick

tater said...

Keefer,

So, old Swann's blog is named "Bloodhound", huh.

Well, I had a bloodhound one time, and all it did was bark at its own shadow, and lick its own ass.

I guess that Swann did get that part right.

Anonymous said...

Keith,
Hollywood couldn't have written it better...

Spitzer call girl already gone 'Wild'
LOS ANGELES - Stop that $1 million check: It turns out the call girl linked to Eliot Spitzer had already shed her clothes for "Girls Gone Wild" as an 18-year-old while partying in Miami, the video company's founder said Tuesday.

According to a "Girls Gone Wild" press release, Dupre visited Miami in 2003 to celebrate her 18th birthday. After fighting with a friend and getting thrown out of her hotel, Dupre found a nearby "Girls Gone Wild" bus, the company said.

She signed legal papers and spent a full week on the bus, filming seven full-length tapes which included nudity and same-sex encounters, according to the company.