February 28, 2008

America is a banana republic run by monkeys. Deal with it. The FBI is now investigating a baseball pitcher, but won't investigate Casey Serin.



We are no longer a nation of laws.

We are no longer a nation of laws.

We are no longer a nation of laws.

Millions of mortgage fraudsters run free, while Roger Clemens is on his way to jail. God help us all.


FBI opens investigation of Roger Clemens

WASHINGTON - The FBI has begun investigating whether Roger Clemens lied to Congress when he denied taking performance-enhancing drugs. FBI agents in Washington opened the case a little more than two weeks after Clemens and Brian McNamee, his former personal trainer, testified at a House committee hearing Feb. 13, each accusing the other of lying.

"The request to open an investigation on the congressional testimony of Roger Clemens has been turned over to the FBI and will receive appropriate investigative action by the FBI's Washington field office," FBI spokeswoman Debra Weierman said Thursday.

42 comments:

Anonymous said...

Keef, your blog is haunted! everytime I download your blog a mans voice starts talkin to me.
(Hold me I'm scared)

MJ said...

This is phucking bullshit. This country is absolutely crazy now.

Andrew Hac said...

Degradation is inevitable for the land of the Americano AKA the land of the Snapper Turtle.

When you have dumb-ass occupants voting for turkey to lead the nation, you will have to expect the consequence of a hilarious outcome to appear sooner or later down the line of history.

Add in the mentality consisting of selfishness, greed, immorality, no social ethic, no family value, the me-me-me now-now-now screaming out loud wishes, the fat-ass shallow-thinking of a bemuddled brain, and you have yourself a pile of sh*tty problems in hand that are unsolvable.

So how do you rescue a nation at the brink of destruction ? None.

Looks like the good old ancient Snapper Turtle may just outlive the fat-ass Americano homo erectus !!!

Anonymous said...

But monkeys don't know how to conveniently lose their email

Anonymous said...

I previoulsy said Andrew Hac is the new dopes. My apologies to dopes for such an awful smear.

Frank@Scottsdale-Sucks.com said...

Add in the mentality consisting of selfishness, greed, immorality, no social ethic, no family value, the me-me-me now-now-now screaming out loud wishes, the fat-ass shallow-thinking of a bemuddled brain, and you have yourself a pile of sh*tty problems in hand that are unsolvable.

Please stop referring to lazy, entitlement-minded, free-healthcare-demanding, paid-vacation-demanding, fat, binge-drinking Europeans when we're talking about Americans.

GT said...

contract law - out the window. perjury law for athletes - well they need some punishment and the politicians want clemens' autograph he signed when he made perjury to be worth a lot more if he is in jail.
there are only so many pro athletes, it's easy to go after them
however, there are hundreds of thousands of casey serins, and like with illegal immigration, they cant deport them all as there are too many!

is that plantain republic? when there are just too many lawbreakers to go after?

Frank@Scottsdale-Sucks.com said...

This is absolutely outrageous. All of our problems and we're focusing on this crap? Hell, even if we had *no* problems, I'd still rather focus our resources on something productive.

BTW - this is all McCain's doing - apparently he had nothing better to do in the senate.

Anonymous said...

The monkeys at the FBI will get on TV if they cuff roger Clemens and make him do the perp walk. They won't get any media attention for cuffing a fat cow who lied on her mortgage app to buy an $800,000 house with her WalMart job.

Newport Coaster said...

Simply because he's an easy target & we're so into the dumbing down of America & its not politically expedient to go after those with strong ties to lobbying groups donating millions of $$ to the REIC. Remeber what happened to those Assistant US Attorneys that filed corruption cases against hard targets, or who tried to crack down on illegal immigration. They were all fired. Bright, cracker-jack up & comings who stood on principle and conviction. Fired. Brilliant carrers in shambles. The FBI, and law enforcement in general will only go after soft targets - politically impotent types no one cares about.

Anonymous said...

Casey Serin is a victim of the unscrupulous lenders, according to to the DimwitCrats Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid. They will get a judge to keep cuttin his mortgage debt down to the market value until housing bottoms then Casey can unload all his properties at a huge profit once housing goes back up. NAR was right when they said real estate is the best investment in the world.

Mitesh Damania said...

How about they investigate the politicians? they lie all the time. How about investigating business executive while you're at it?

What? Blow out the candles on the birthday cake?

Anonymous said...

Sweeping generalization. Curt command. The FBI are working on a high-visibility case, but may or may not be after the World's Most Despised Blogger - these two things being completely unrelated.

Meanwhile, CNN had three lead stories on the housing bubble today. If you're not part of the solution -

Anonymous said...

PURGE CONGRESS!!!

Anonymous said...

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!! WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT STEROID USE!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

time to load up:

9mm and canned tuna

LonleyGirl 15 said...

Just like a HS kid with a joint, yet we wage a war for nothing - makes no sense!!

Anonymous said...

"We are no longer a nation of laws.
"

last time I checked, perjury was against the law and Clemens is being investigated for that.

Roger said...

Where is that little queer hideing now?

wine country dude said...

Hey, my contempt for Casey is second to no one's. I'd love to hear that his scrawny butt is in jail.

But look: Clemens allegedly lied to Congress, in person, in front of the press, repeatedly, after being challenged to tell the truth. I know, I know: there's no theoretical legal distinction between lying in actual testimony to Congress and lying on loan forms, where both are under penalties of perjury.

But Clemens is a little like the burglar (true story) who robbed the Brooklyn church attended by Joe Profaci (forerunner of the Colombo crime family) in the early 1960s. Stole some ornate candlesticks. He met an untimely end.

Lesson: if you are going to take a leak, don't pee openly and publicly on the Big Guy's lawn.

Anonymous said...

Kieth,by now you surely must have realized that the US has never been a nation of laws like we were taught in school.The events that are exposing the truth now had no medium of communication until lately.
Roger Clemens is the new Martha Stewart.
The distraction Dog ,and pony Show.
All though I never liked RC,I give him all the credit for what he accomplished,and must say that Steroids hurt him only,not me or you ,or even Baseball.Barry Bonds is the same story,and I give him all the credit -no asterisk,and do not feel he owes any sunsabitchen US citizen,or government goon a friggen shred of information,or evidence.God fucking bless the both of them.
So tell me,why the fuck does anyone buy this democracy horsesheeiit?
Go on now ,and vote yourselves into Oblivian.
SHAKSTER

Anonymous said...

Actually, one of the labels says it all: "Do we have enough prison cells for all the REIC and mortgage fraudsters that will be going to jail?" Hint: we don't.

So the money-men, the suits, the "respectable" walk, and a big ol' Texas boy who throws balls and makes millions will...

I swear, most days living in this time and place are like that old saying: "Life is a comedy for those who think, and a tragedy for those who feel."

America...it was nice knowing ya.

chuck said...

Keith

I love your stuff, and I'd have to say I agree with you on this on, except there's a big overriding factor: I'm from Boston and grew up idolizing the bastard (as we are wont to do up here in Soxland). However, this is more of a comment of my character and not the choice of focus of our congress :).

-chuck

Nick said...

Well, Keith, obviously Casey is a victim here. We should pay off his delinquent mortgages and give him a tax rebate check, so that he can keep a roof over his head and stimulate the economy. Clearly.

Anonymous said...

Yeah... and then investigate the 2.3 million lying-borrowers!


It used to be a FEDERAL crime ( with Seal and all) to lie on your mortgage application.

No sir......let the circus show go on... and the biggest clown is ....BERNANKE!!!!

Anonymous said...

I really love seeing Keith getting all hot and bothered and angry and screaming "we are no longer a nation of laws".

Face it Keith and HP'ers, people like me will get bailed out while people like you won't get shit. LOL. LOL. LOL.

Anonymous said...

Blogger Andrew Hac said...

Degradation is inevitable for the land of the Americano AKA the land of the Snapper Turtle.

When you have dumb-ass occupants voting for turkey to lead the nation, you will have to expect the consequence of a hilarious outcome to appear sooner or later down the line of history.

Add in the mentality consisting of selfishness, greed, immorality, no social ethic, no family value, the me-me-me now-now-now screaming out loud wishes, the fat-ass shallow-thinking of a bemuddled brain, and you have yourself a pile of sh*tty problems in hand that are unsolvable.

So how do you rescue a nation at the brink of destruction ? None.

Looks like the good old ancient Snapper Turtle may just outlive the fat-ass Americano homo erectus !!!

February 28, 2008 10:00 PM

If I were you Andrew Hac, I would worry more about my own country than America. Americans still have indoor bathroom facilities. While most Chinese don't. Also, most Chinese live way below the poverty line. Yet, you are a bigger critic of America than your own people. Get your priorities straight Andrew.

Anonymous said...

Obama will throw a change up pitch!

Anonymous said...

Keith

You should write about cash back schemes and how they artificially inflated housing prices and masked true supply/demand. That inflated values were used for subsequent comps/appraisals and how there needs to be transparency in these transactions. In other words, that the REIC should be required to provide the actual sale price and the cash back amount, not the sum as the sale price.

Thanks.

Roger Lemens said...

Mortgages just aren't as sexy as a baseball scandal. Roger hurt the entire country with his steroid use, and plunged us into an economic spiral by destroying the image of everyone's hero.

We haven't been a country of laws for about oh....7 years now. So that should really come as no surprise.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

If I were you Andrew Hac, I would worry more about my own country than America. Americans still have indoor bathroom facilities. While most Chinese don't. Also, most Chinese live way below the poverty line. Yet, you are a bigger critic of America than your own people.

Get your priorities straight Andrew.

Click 3 times

Andrew Hac is not Chinese.
Andrew Hac is not Chinese.
Andrew Hac is not Chinese.

You are just reinforcing what he tells us everyday that we are ignorant and stupid.

Anonymous said...

Looks like the good old ancient Snapper Turtle may just outlive the fat-ass Americano homo erectus !!!


Why do you allow this moron to post. He obviously has some hang up with snapper turtle ass??? He has never made a meaningfull comment but only trashes all Americans guilty or not. What a vile hater.

Anonymous said...

Where is that little queer hideing now?

Where are losers eventually end up after blowing their chance at life and getting divorced: he lives with his parents. :-)

Oh, and a comment regarding the poster that said Casey will "sell his properties after the market goes back up": Casey has no properties left. All remaining properties are in foreclosure.

Anonymous said...

Frank@scottsdale-sucks.com said
"... fat, binge-drinking Europeans when we're talking about Americans.
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FAT Europeans?

Are you sure you live in America?

The most obese nation on Earth by far!

Anonymous said...

FAT Europeans?

Are you sure you live in America?

The most obese nation on Earth by far!


You've obviously never been to Bedfordshire, Wales, or Glasgow.

DreadlocCowgirl said...

Casey Serin is CUTE! I'll support him!

Anonymous said...


FAT Europeans?

Are you sure you live in America?

The most obese nation on Earth by far!


Have you ever been on a beach frequented by Euopeans? You'd think they were beached whales. There are a few fine young ladies, but the majority are just as fat as Americans. The beaches in Florida and California have much better eyecandy.

Anonymous said...

The FBI ignores a trillion dollars in mortgage fraud and goes after some schmuck using steroids. DHS is refusing to build the border wall that it was required to build by Congress. Millions of illegal immigrants flood acrosss the border with no worries of being deported. They get free healthcare, free education and pay no income taxes. This country will be like Brazil in 10 years.

2% rich
8% middle class (government workers)
90% slums (eating rats)

Anonymous said...

The beaches in Florida and California have much better eyecandy
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eyecandy as in soda pop, hamburgers, tortillas, chicken paddies, ice cream cakes, chocolate cup cakes, -- Is that the eye candy you're talking about?

Anonymous said...

You've obviously never been to Bedfordshire, Wales, or Glasgow.
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No just California, Texas, Georgia, New York, Massachusetts, Nevada, Arizona, Florida- home to about 150 million or so.

Andrew Hac said...

Yes, it is the time to pay the Piper for that Wild-Wild-West Housing Bubble Party last night. Add in the maxed out CC debt, the home equity extract, the spend-like-there-is-no-tomorrow mentality of the Americano, the oversize SUV, the run-down-the-cow F350 pickup truck and the Americano is now having a handful of shits, pukes, and hangover biles to deal with. But worry not, my dear fat-ass buckteeth Americano, Dubya Shrub will lead you through the dark, ominous, pee-in-the-pant time. He has to, he has no choice, since the dim nitwit Americano voted for him 2 terms in a row. Yes, it is fittingly beautiful: "The head turkey leads the horde of fat, blind turkey down the gutter...".

Now, a little verse from the "Man With The White Beard" to cheer things up for the horde of Snapper Turtle, Porpoise, Armadillo, Raccoon, Opossum, Porcupine, Skunk, and "BORKAFATTY" AKA :::The Pig:::

Psalm 23:4

"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the Housing Bubble,
I will fear no foreclosure:
for Dubya Shrub & Penis Shooter art with me:
thy bail-out and thy rebate-check, they comfort me."

Casey Serin said...

The FBI really missed the boat on arresting and charging me. Imagine the headlines: "World's Most Hated Blogger becomes World's Most Loved Inmate." ;-)