A time capsule of the greatest financial mania in the history of mankind, told in real-time by regular folks and patriots. May future generations better understand the madness of crowds, and how power and money corrupt.
1) National Association of Used House Salesmen (NAUHS)
2) National Association of Homedebtor Entrapment Officers (NAHEO)
3) National Association of Liars, Conmen and Thieves (NALCT)
4) National Association of Failures and Life's Losers (NAFLL)
5) National Association of Six Percenters (NASP)
6) National Association of Ramen Eaters (NARE)
7) ?????
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National Association of Pole Dancers, Waitresses and Copy machine salesmen.
(NAPDWCM)
National Association of Mortgage Bearing Lame-O A-holes (NAMBLA)
DICKS
A new name should be an acronym and spell something to be catchy....NAMBLA is good, and on a similar morality level...
NAUSEA-National Association Under Smashing Eliminated Action of sales
NACHOS-National Association of Crushed Ho’s and Other Shysters
National Association of Six Percenters (NASP) pretty much hits the nail on the head - Its all about the commission. No evil intent whatsoever - that would require brains. Just give me the 6% pretty much sums up what these folks actually are all about.
The rest of the slogans are just plain name calling and denigration. Your friendly Realtor doesn't mean any harm, its just that NOW is an excellent time to buy (at whatever price it takes to close the deal) because NOW is the time that I can use the 6%! Its just that simple. They're simpletons - people who rely on these folks for advice are the idiots!
National Association of Dumb-Asses (NADA)
American Realty Society of Evil (ARSE) ?
NADA - National Association of Disintermediated Assholes
And NADA is what they will earn...
Anon 4:57
"National Association of Mortgage Bearing Lame-O A-holes (NAMBLA)"
You beat me to it.
My entry:
National Association for Mortgage Bankruptcy and Leveraged ARMs (NAMBLA)
NAR.I.P.- NAR in Perish
NA$500- National Assoc. of $500 transactions (no more 6%)
NAF- National Assoc of Fakestors
National association of local real estate markets that for some reason seem to all be going down together even though it's different here.
(NAOLREMTFSRSTABGDTETIDH)
LOL
National Association of Lazy Housewives with Nothing Better to Do
National Association of Looters
National Association of Why Work for a living when you can just drive people around the hood.
*NAOWWFALYCJDPATH*
National Association of Undereducated & Seriously Endoparasitic Overchargers of Unsold Structures (NAUSEOUS)
NARA:
National Association of Retarded Americans.
National Association of Dumbass Shysters (NADS)
Nation Association of Greedy Weasels (NAGW)
Society for Unctuously Zesty Aholes Nattering Nauseatingly on the Elliptical (SUZANNE)
National Assn. of Fake Professionals and Assorted SOBs
NAFPASOBs
I like:
NALL - National Association of Life's Losers.
That about sums it up.
North American Rentiers' Cretinous Operation To Internationalize Consumer Stupidity (NARCOTICS) - pretty much about debt addiction becoming a worldwide problem with this housing bubble.
National Assn. of Fake Professionals
I like that one!!
GUILTY AS CHARGED
National Association of Liars, Conmen and Thieves (NALCT)!
I think this new title is most appropriate!
NA$500 gets my vote. Just simply calling them names means nothing to them (They already know they are slime, so what!). But hitting them where it counts (commissions) reduces them to tears.
NARw- National Association of RealtWhores
NAR(w)
NAGLO National Association of Glorified Lockbox Openers. Which pretty much sums up their contribution to the home buying process.
National Enablers of Venal Loans
NEVL
I'm laughing my A** off at the names you guys came up with great!
Sorry to disappoint you, I just closed the books on 2007 and earned 24.68% more than I did in 2006. I'm aiming for a 20.3% increase in 2008. I'll be limiting my clients next year so that I can continue to offer great service.
How am I doing it?
Happy clients
Repeat business
Great referrals from my clients (responsible for over 90% of my business).
Anyway, keep the names coming. Personally, I like NADA. I'm no fan of the NAR. Idiots they are!
Might I suggest a merger?
Rip-off
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Adjustable
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National
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Devious,
Lying,
Evil,
Six-percenters
NAGS = Natioanl Ass. of Greedy Salespeople
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