January 02, 2008

Gotta love realtor cannibalism


Here's a realtor in Texas who has a page on his site making fun of other realtors, and their awful marketing photos.

I gotta believe that the crash is bringing out the worst in the ramen eaters, as they desperately attempt to screw their fellow six-percenters, in order to keep up their Lexus and ARM payments even though they're doing no transactions.

In a sick way it'll be fun to see realtors turn on other realtors in a blood sport fight to the death for six percent.

Let's get ready to rumble!!!!

(thanks HP'ers for the link)

30 comments:

Malcolm said...

To (once again) steal a line from Atlas Shrugged:

Where once they fought over control of an industry, eventually they were killing each other for a loaf of bread.

Anonymous said...

If you look at the photo of the Realtor that owns the website you'll definitely think "30k milli".

check it out

http://www.ericbramlett.com/about.php

Anonymous said...

That picture is of Michael Pollack. He re-develops a majority of the dated big box retail centers around Arizona and is more than likely one of the more wealthier cats in Arizona. I admit his look is dated and begs to be poked at but he is actually a decent guy who does a lot of philanthropics around town and is far from being in the "REALTOR" category.

MarkIFC said...

In the last 2 weeks one Coldwell Banker office that had over 200 agents lost 54 of them.
December is the month they have to pay MLS dues, NAR dues, and State Realtor dues. I bet most didn't want to cough up the estimated $800 for all these dues when they haven't had a sale in months.

Re/Max is losing agents to traditional real estate companies. The agents don't want to be liable for a $2,000 a month desk fee when no sales are happening.

Anonymous said...

hey wait a minute keith. he has a suit and tie on. he looks professional. doesn't that make him a professional? oh wait a minute. that is what they say about lawyers and they can't even balance a check book. maybe i was wrong. maybe he is a criminal in a zuit suit.

realtors are stupid, ignorant and uneducated said...

Yes the photo of the realtor who owns that blog is so cute. He looks like a 12 year old boy in a suit who probably took a few courses at community college to develop his adorable little mission statement! The realtor photos he posted are creepy, the chick in the swimsuit is fabulous but me thinks she can show mammoth a good time. This realtor seems to truly believe he is different but has better hope as a website designer than a realtor. This time next year, let's have a post to see if this turd is still around.

bubbleglum said...

Looks like he's about 16 years old in that great, professional snapshot. And what's that he's holding; could that be the charred remains of another used house salesman! Is it really that easy to get a house peddlers license in TX?

Desperate times spawn desperate websites.

Anonymous said...

well, perhaps the RE babes will now have to go back to working at the strip joints.

Anonymous said...

Is Wendy selling a house or her own body?

Not that I would ever f@ck that. Women with to much surgery make me think of Michael Jackson.

Anonymous said...

I think EMO Boy is really cute. I'm not sure he belongs on the list...

Anonymous said...

They are doing it on rentals also, thus giving a nod to the accuracy of the Atlas Shrugged quote. I recall a few years ago agents blowing off rental properties as a source of income.

My agent was a friend of the family. The rental commissions are just a few hundred dollars, usually 50% of the 1st month's rent split b/t the two agents (LL's & Tenant's). One LL's agent kept trying to hawk other properties he had, but directly to me, to cut out my agent/friend. It annoyed both me and her and she complained to the other agent's Office's Broker agent/manager. He then backed off. I ended up going with a completely different property!!

Anonymous said...

I'd hit it!!! :)
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With an ugly stick!

Anonymous said...

Nice hooch, er, pooch...

Anything for the $$$ said...

I'm sure she throws in some bjs and lapdances if you buy/sell a house from her.

LauraVella said...

Where once they fought over control of an industry, eventually they were killing each other for a loaf of bread.


LOL the unthinkable is finally happening!

brokersleaveyoubroke said...

That little girl made up like a barbie doll made me want to call some child protection agency. The rest of the pictures ranged from stupid to offensive. The lady in the bikini, I mean really, how many housewives are going to take their husbands house shopping with that bimbo?

Frank@Scottsdale-Sucks.com said...

and is more than likely one of the more wealthier cats in Arizona.

So, based on Arizona's definition of wealthy, he's making $60k instead of $30k? LOL

Seriously though, the r.e. firm where my girlfriend worked as an admin assistant has shut down and closed all their offices and shortly after that ReMax closed 13 offices and let 350 agents go.

The realtors who worked with my gf are mostly now in foreclosure, repo, losing everything, and yet still playing the realtor game ... why?? I don't know. You'd think they'd be smart enough to change careers by now but I guess they really are that dumb.

Anonymous said...

The bikini realtor & 15 minutes of Photoshop.

http://tinyurl.com/36rnjf
[Open in new window]


Sorry about the possible double post

Anonymous said...

I get what you're saying, but I thought it was original and funny.

Anonymous said...

frank you are such a liar, no way any woman would be desperate enough to be your g-friend

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is Wendy selling a house or her own body?

Not that I would ever f@ck that. Women with to much surgery make me think of Michael Jackson.

January 02, 2008 6:01 PM<<

oh come on. you would do it, in a new york minute...

Anonymous said...

I'd tap it. And so would all of you self-righteous dolts.

Anonymous said...

from her website under Education Highlights

**Certified Personal Trainer/Nutrition - 24 Hour Fitness

**Landmark Forum, Advance Course, Self Expression Leadership

** Anthony Robbins - Unleash the Power Within, Wealth Mastery

Can't make that shit up if you try.

She does also have a college degree though to be fair to her. But what the fuck, is the Anthony Robbins thing supposed to impress me? Oh wow she spend $2000 on a weekend course to hear Anthony Robbins, I'll hire her.

Anonymous said...

Is this a S/He? or a morhodite?

6% ers are DEAD.

Benji Franklin said...

Here's one example of how desparate the 6%'ers have become, with one male agent harrassing a female agent by listing her private phone number and pix on Craigslist, offering her services as a hooker! Her crime? Selling a home out from underneath him.

http://tinyurl.com/2px86k

Lovely, heh?

Anonymous said...

It makes me happy that hot realtor chicks are now wearing skimpy bikinis showing what they've got, to try to lure male buyers into their lair of deception.

That chick's sporting a pretty good pair of nectarines for a realtor.

I'd see if I could score by acting like I was going to buy a house from her, then change my mind after I had drunk the elixer of her love.

I love that chick. She's mine!

Anonymous said...

that photo is just aching for a real estate "bust" joke.

Anonymous said...

Yeah Frank. Now that you have left, no one in Arizona is wealthy. Do us all a favor and stay in O.C. forever. Maybe if you sell a few more rhetorically anemic sales books that have more sequels than the Police Academy series, then you will be able to rent in Coto De Caza and hang with all the other self-righteous tools.

Chris said...

If that babe would throw in a free hour of "companionship" with the house purchase I would be sold.

Anonymous said...

If that babe would throw in a free hour of "companionship" with the house purchase I would be sold.
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Just an hour? sh*t, I would require a "happy ending" just to go look at a house.