October 07, 2007


18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh thats below the belt

More?

FlyingMonkeyWarrior said...

Real Estate Clerk's Prayer:

"Get thee behind me Satan and don't push."

Edgar said...

Realtwhores® & pimp lenders. Good one keefer!

Anonymous said...

Shouldn't REALTORS charge 6.66%?

Anonymous said...

Send this to the nar chimps

Anonymous said...

Deuteronomy 23:19-20 (King James Version)
King James Version (KJV)
Public Domain



19Thou shalt not lend upon usury to thy brother; usury of money, usury of victuals, usury of any thing that is lent upon usury:

20Unto a stranger thou mayest lend upon usury; but unto thy brother thou shalt not lend upon usury: that the LORD thy God may bless thee in all that thou settest thine hand to in the land whither thou goest to possess it.

Anonymous said...

Jesus wouldn't have been a REALTOR

Anonymous said...

Does this mean that Mozilo is Satan?

burn baby burn said...

...I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God. Matthew 19:24.

srini said...

does anyone remember those articles where the churches provided the down payment assistance money, that was "donated" by developers to move over priced sh*tboxes.

developers build sh`t boxes for 50k, then sell them for 100k each,, giving
churches 5k(assistance) for each Jesus lovin sucker they bring in. Nice business!!

Morgan said...

outstanding - nice work keith.

Anonymous said...

whilst 56% percent of the congregation either are flippers, real estate salesmen, loan agents or appraisers, 20% are 1 paycheck away from loosing their house (they still want that 10% payment to tides although)10% bought too much house, 10% have their house on the market and the last 4% say no problemo. It's the last 4% that scare me, they are the one's who sold at the top. LOL

Anonymous said...

Anyone get the feeling that REALTORS, mortgage brokers, appraisers and the rest join churches first and foremost to work up business?

Anonymous said...

I know a real estate agent who joined a local church just so she could proclaim her "community involvement" in her self promotion write ups!

She attended services about three times and has never been back. Too busy holding open houses on Sundays. None the less, she can claim to be a church member.

Apparently brokers advise agents to do this to make a "good appearance" within the business community.

Shameful Charlatans!

Anonymous said...

Realtors attend worship service to pray for better market


DESTIN — More than 300 people with a keen interest in the Emerald Coast’s real estate market gathered Wednesday at Destiny Worship Center to ask for God’s blessing.

The Real Estate Prayer Luncheon was organized in hopes of breathing life and positive thinking into the area’s slumping housing market.

It was the first of what the organizers — co-owner of Crye Leike Coastal Realty Wanda Duke, former Destin City Councilman Mel Ponder and Destiny Worship Center Pastor Steve Vaggalis — hope will become a regular, uplifting event.

“The heartbeat of today’s economic community is on the backs of the real estate community,” Ponder told the crowd.

The event was an hour and a half of fellowship over lunch, scripture readings, prayer and testimonials. Those gathered had one goal — “changing the climate in the area.”

“We need to think positively and get everyone on the same page,” Duke said. “Positive things that come out of your mouth will end with positive results. If we lose hope, we lose everything.”

Anonymous said...

srini said...
does anyone remember those articles where the churches provided the down payment assistance money, that was "donated" by developers to move over priced sh*tboxes.

developers build sh`t boxes for 50k, then sell them for 100k each,, giving
churches 5k(assistance) for each Jesus lovin sucker they bring in. Nice business!!

October 08, 2007 2:49 AM
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Almost everything purchased at retail in our modern society is marked up from wholesale several 100 percent. So why should HBs be any different?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Does this mean that Mozilo is Satan?

October 08, 2007 1:05 AM
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Nope just spawn of Satan. That's why his complexion is orange & not red. I think Suzanne was the mother.

Anonymous said...

As "religious-nut" as it sounds, a world where you can't lend at interest has some interesting implications.