August 19, 2007

Per bankrate.com, guess which two (soon to be bankrupt) companies have the highest paying 1-year CD's? Yup, Mozilo's Countrywide and IndyMac banks

Hey, who cares if the taxpayer (FDIC) will be left holding the bag? Get those high rates up there, attract some last few suckers with 5.6%, meanwhile dump shares like crazy, and then hit the road!


Countrywide and IndyMac. Posterboys of the Great Housing Crash and Ponzi Scheme. Anyone want to bet which company announces Chapter 11 first? The one Angelo currently runs (into the ground) Countrywide, or the one he founded and is now racing CFC into the ground - IndyMac.

Yup, I'm short 'em both, and the above is 100% personal opinion and free speech. Damn folks, get your money out of these two banks! Hurry!

Countrywide: 5.49% 1-Year CD
IndyMac: 5.41% 1-Year CD
P.T. Barnum Bank: 100% 1-Year CD

(BONUS: Oh, what do you think of the picture? Good point of reference. Anyone catch Mozilo and Michael Jackson together send me the snap. Man, that guy cracks me up. And guess what HP'ers - the guy on the right is Eric Mozilo, less-orange brother of Angelo. So guess where he used to work? You got it - INDYMAC. He was VP of Biz Dev there.. Small world eh?)

24 comments:

Anonymous said...

Really now.

I don't consider mortgage brokers any more criminal than the borrowers who borrowed from them. Both are going to pay a heavy monetary price.

I'm curious how many people will complain that their civil rights were violated by getting too big a loan, IF, IF their loan applications will be checked for factual information. That's right, almost 100% of these people had to have lied to get an unaffordable mortgage.

Please. No bail out for liars, criminals and poltroons.

Anonymous said...

This is what happens when oopma loompahs run a company!

They always turn evil at the end of the song/movie!

Anonymous said...

That is one freaky looking dude!

Anonymous said...

Keith careful Orangzillo is gonna be after you now

SPECTRE of Deflation said...

Mozilo has a tan that Thanksgiving Turkeys after being in the oven for hours aren't that golden brown. He looks like the Don of the Mob. Scratch that because he gives the Mob a bad name.

Shakster said...

God left that guy in the toaster wayyyy tooo long.

Anonymous said...

this man belongs in prison

borkafatty said...

With a Half of Billion Dollar cash out he could make his skin Neon Green if he likes...He made his and F@ck the rest.

Anonymous said...

So who's the chick in the middle? She's not orange, so she's not a Mozilo.

fish said...

Every time Orangzillo looks it reminds me of the scene in Dodgeball where Ben Stiller climbs into the tanning booth and says ...."Turn it up Reggie I want to BURN!!!!

Looks like he got his wish!

Anonymous said...

Seriously what color is he?

Anonymous said...

That has to be a photoshop right!?

AndyfromSimi said...

That Sunkist MF'er!

Anonymous said...

Sorry couldn't read the article I was fixated on orangeness!

Anonymous said...

Mazilo's probably sitting around this weekend saying:

"Thanks SUCKERS!!!! And have a nice day!!! "


snicker...

Anonymous said...

What a freak. God punished him already. Even the $540 million he looted from CFC apparently isn't enough to get that fixed.

Anonymous said...

Stuffed, roasted and basted, what's next for this Turkey. Hopefully cleaned to the carcass.

Anonymous said...

Stuffed, roasted and basted, what's next for this Turkey. Hopefully cleaned to the carcass.

stuckinthecity said...

they are all in bed together. Angelo knows he will do time in Club Fed, but he's squirreled enough away....

Anonymous said...

they could offer 549% and I wouldn' give them a dime

anon e. moose said...

LONDON (CNNMoney.com) -- Countrywide said to start layoffs
http://tinyurl.com/32x9cs

Anonymous said...

I would hand over any amount of money to a group that looks like that.

Anonymous said...

Photo looks like a paint color chart!

Anonymous said...

dumb ass..Eric is his son, not his brother..and the girl in the middle is Erics wife..get the facts straight before you talk shit. They are great people..shut the hell up, you are all jealous of their success!