May 07, 2007

It's always a great time to buy and sell and pay a commission!

I'm trying out new NAR taglines

What do you think?


"REALTORS are your friends!"

"Think of your REALTOR's commission as a small tip for a job well done"

"Use a REALTOR every time you buy or sell a home. You wouldn't book your own travel reservations now would you?"

"The oldest profession gets paid thousands of dollars an hour too - why shouldn't REALTORS?"

"Who do you trust - your REALTOR or yourself? Exactly!"

"REALTORS are honest, educated, impartial and highly trained"

"Buying a home without a REALTOR is like having toast without butter"

"REALTOR is capitalized because REALTORS are REALLY REALLY IMPORTANT PEOPLE"

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm starting to see the parade of homes signs go up! all of them have young guys on them and imply that women love homeowners....

Anonymous said...

"Let me list your home and I'll sleep with you"!

Anonymous said...

She can tug on my thingy anytime!

Anonymous said...

Okay, Keith. Enough of these fake realtors. Start giving us the real pics: you know, the double-chinned, calorically challenged gals who've spent 85% of their 'real estate' careers staffing the local tourist information shed.

Anonymous said...

Who doesn't book their own travel reservations online now days? Wonder if I can find good deals on ebay for foreclosure homes...

Anonymous said...

she's real

http://www.heidifore.com/

Anonymous said...

Realtors; Real Tors (Tor=a lump or mass of hard consolidated mineral matter) "Between your Mortgage and a gard place"

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
she's real



WOW! Real b00bs?!?

Anonymous said...

I'm in love, where do I sign?

Anonymous said...

What's that girl doing wasting her life being a realtwhore?

marinite said...

Not using a realtor is like having unprotected sex.

Anonymous said...

"Not using a realtor is like having unprotected sex."

Yeah, it's a little more risky, much more fun, and you'll probably be o.k.

Anonymous said...

I have bought and sold multiple homes without the 800 lb rock tied around my neck real estate agent.

Agents are only in it for themselves.

The listing agent community is vile.

May they all rot in Hell.


Happy in Glendale AZ...

Westchester chick said...

Realtors only have your best interest at heart. They would never lie about the condition of a house or a neighborhood even though 12 feet of sewage came thru the house during the last Nor'easter. And leaving them alone in your house so they can let strangers parade through and open your closets and drawers is okay...because they work for you -the seller. And sometimes they even pretend they work for you - the buyer. It's good they're there too - because they help prevent you the buyer from making the horrible mistake of insulting the seller with a low ball offer.

Anonymous said...

How's this?:

"Heidi Fore and your home purchase; expensive and high maintenance!"

Anonymous said...

Disappointing no skin shots on the "more about Heidi" page. Even the testimonials lack erotic innuendo. She aint gonna sell houses in this market standin' on her feet...

Anonymous said...

I b**g her under that "great natural light".

Anonymous said...

Does she have a sister that is a mortgage broker?

Anonymous said...

Got her own wedding photo's on her real estate site!!!!!!!Geeez

Anonymous said...

she has a nice bubble....

Anonymous said...

oh ya ! hot!

Anonymous said...

I'm selling long on this one!