February 03, 2007

Fill in your own punchline

14 comments:

Blogger said...

Buy now! Buy now! The Border Patrol is coming!

Anonymous said...

no entiendo...

Anonymous said...

Good grief-

If you are having trouble speed reading Spanish- the bottom line at the end of the ad is saying that there will be a 2% reimbursement to the buyer 2 weeks after the loan closes. (Offer not valid for refis)

Anonymous said...

As in 2% cash back?

Isn't that illegal?

Anonymous said...

It is my understanding that it depends on the circumstances, but this ad sounds fishy to me.

http://housingdoom.com/2007/01/13/is-cash-back-at-closing-legal/

Anonymous said...

washinton mutual has special loan programs for imigrants (ILLEGALS)


NO DOC NO INCOME VERIFICATION...WHAT HOME DEBTORS NEED TO DO GIVE UP THEIR USA CITIZENSHIP GET A TICKET TO MEXICON AND SNEEK OVER THE BORDER
GET A NEW ( fake SSI Card) and start over.. our country has been sold out by the banks goverment and big business

Anonymous said...

"Bush to Real-estate agents: Home owning immigrants deserve to stay!"

Anonymous said...

The only problem, is that when all of the ILLEGALS start to default on the home that they NEVER should have been able to buy, the outcry by the left and immigrant rights groups will be so loud, that they will be given AMNESTY on their loan.I pity the poor American tax payer. They pay while the ILLEGALS put their kids in public schools and enjoy benefits that you and I can only dream on.

FlyingMonkeyWarrior said...

What happens to my mortgage payment if the bank that owns my home loan goes BK?
That is some enticement!

Anonymous said...

Do they now how to spell "quick sand"?

Anonymous said...

"quick sand" for dummies.

Anonymous said...

Lets impeach bush and cheaney

Chris said...

"What happens to my mortgage payment if the bank that owns my home loan goes BK?"

If that happened, and the bank had to get rid of it, somebody would step in and buy the note for the mortgage at a discount. You would still be paying the mortgage, but your checks would go to someone else. There is obviously value in the note if you have a steady payment history, plus your house is suitable collateral for the note.

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