October 04, 2006

Mark Foley update and let's play six-degrees-of-Kevin-Bacon from Maf54 to Housing Bubble


So, you ask, how does the evolving Mark Foley scandal have anything to do with the housing bubble bursting.

Let's Kevin Bacon this one:

1) Republican controlled, REIC-infested Congress and Mark Foley pass law that allows home profits to be all of a sudden tax-free
2) Housing goes bonkers, cash falls from the sky
3) More cash from REIC goes to propping up good-poodle Congress
4) Mark Foley starts doing some crazy weird stuff, Speaker Hastert finds out but protects him in order to keep majority (and his job)
5) It gets found out, at the same time REIC corruption and housing bubble bust is found out
6) Republicans driven from power, Hastert loses job, Foley loses job, millions in REIC lose jobs, Americans financially devastated, house of cards caves in, new Congress reverses housing profits tax-free exemption

How's that?

Plus, I just love this story. It's so deliciously sick - with the creepy guy in charge of the morals police, the verbatim messages discovered, the top clergy protecting the sicko, and the election around the corner. Enjoy!

The plotting Majority Leader John Boehner (who want's Hastert's job if Republicans can keep power miraculously):

"I believe I talked to the speaker and he told me it had been taken care of," Boehner said Tuesday. "My position is it's in his corner, it's his responsibility."

The Fox News of Print: The Washington Times:

House Speaker Dennis Hastert must do the only right thing, and resign his speakership at once. Either he was grossly negligent for not taking the red flags fully into account and ordering a swift investigation, for not even remembering the order of events leading up to last week's revelations -- or he deliberately looked the other way in hopes that a brewing scandal would simply blow away

The unbelievable messages from maf54 (I took 5 minutes and put this blog up last night -warning - realllly bad stuff)

Maf54: ok..i better go vote..did you know you would have this effect on me
Teen: lol I guessed
Teen: ya go vote…I don't want to keep you from doing our job
Maf54: can I have a good kiss goodnight
Teen: :-*

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not that Foley is ok (he's not), but how do you Dems like Barney Frank and Gerry Studds? Yep, I am from MA and they have been a disgrace for 20+ years. Get rid of them all. At least Foley fired himself ASAP.

Roccman said...

Know any other great conspiracy theories Keith??

Anonymous said...

Have you seen the Murtha bribery tape? Being 30, I had no idea that Murtha testified against other congressmen years ago. It shows that these monkeys are all the same. The tape is clear that he would accept a bribe, just not until he knew the FBI undercover agents better (I never said he was stupid).

Anonymous said...

nasty

Anonymous said...

gotta link to the murtha bribery tape?

Anonymous said...

but, but, Fox News says Foley is a Democrat...

FOX Uses Subliminal Ploy On Foley Head Shot

I'm confused.

Let's really get down to the crux of this matter and figure out how this is all Bill Clinton's fault.

Metroplexual said...

Tobasco,

Love your blog!

Anonymous said...

Metroplexual,

Thanks, though I haven't had much time to add anything new lately.

But now that I've gotten some positive feedback, i may have to post some more news soon.

Anonymous said...

I was molested by a Real Estate Economist when I was little...

Anonymous said...

Why do Republicans love young boys and hate blacks?

Anonymous said...

John Kerry's mother had relations with a mule.....

proof,
just look at his face!

Anonymous said...

You Know I have often thought of becoming a Golf Ball.

Anonymous said...

I was molested by a Real Estate Economist when I was little.

Seeking other victims for upgrade to class action lawsuit!

Anonymous said...

I think you should have had a caption for this one.

Foley is asking for a reach around.

Anonymous said...

: )

Anonymous said...

that picture made me laugh like nothing else today. it's so priceless!

Anonymous said...

BAMBO TREE HOUSES IN WARM CLIMATES,COME IN HANDY IN THE FREENZY PANIC OF SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT, OR DID BUY HOUSING TROUBLES, OR DIE IN THE STREETS THAT I DID NOT MAKE MYSELF COMFORTABLE IN, DEPRESSIONS, APPLE SEEDS? SHIT AND MORE SHIT

Anonymous said...

FERMENTED AND DISTILLED METHANOL, FROM SEWER WATERS, FARMERS, UNLESS ELLIOT NESS COMES BACK UNDER THE PAY OF BIG OIL TO BUST UP THE STILLS, MAKING AUTO USABLE GRAIN OR WOOD ALCGOL, OR DID THOSE FARM LANDS ALREADY GET CONFISCATED?BY GOVERNMENT UNDER THE PAY OF BIG BUSINESS, POOR HILLBILLY! DONT KNOW NOTHIN OF REVISIONIST HISTORY

Anonymous said...

Keith,
4 dozen suponeas were just issued regarding this Floeygate.