October 31, 2006

Here's a Halloween costume idea: Go as the biggest liar on the planet - the corrupt David Lereah

That's one scary costume you got there kid.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

boo!

David said...
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David said...

David Lereah Watch

Anonymous said...

But he looks like such a nice man.

FlyingMonkeyWarrior said...

Scary Sickly green tie.

Anonymous said...

Looks like someone realigned his nose. Wish it was me?

Corvinus said...

I'm scarred by that picture more than anything Saw III could do.

Undelete said...

"Here's a Halloween costume idea: Go as the biggest liar on the planet - the corrupt David Lereah"

David Lereah is a doctor. As a doctor, he can proudly take his place among some other famous doctors who despised humanity: Dr. Josef Mengele, Dr. Jack Kevorkian and Dr. Henry Frankenstein. Like Dr. Frankenstein's monster, Dr. Lereah's real estate monster will ultimately harm all but the elite few who pay Dr. Lereah to lie so convincingly. Dr. Lereah spins a web of lies which are designed to ensnare gullible real estate buyers. In reality, he has the ethics of a dope-dealing pimp.

Dr. Lereah (pronounced La-ray-aah) is Senior Vice President and Chief Economist of the National Ass. of Realtors (NAR) and he has repeatedly affirmed that the current real estate market is healthy -- even now, as the greatest Ponzi Scheme of all time is collapsing. His seemingly-impressive CREDENTIALS are repeatedly used to substantiate the validity of his increasingly-asinine statements. The title of Dr. Lereah's latest book, Why the Real Estate BOOM Will Not Bust is a perfect example of the propaganda this NAR pimp distributes.

Dr. Lereah's NAR duties include mixing lies and truth together and then spinning this sewage into press releases which will encourage "greater fools" to keep taking out risky loans to finance overpriced debt boxes. Like a sideshow geek, Dr. Lereah encourages skeptical people to jump onto the real estate bandwagon, so that Realtors everywhere can continue to fleece the gullible public.

Unfortunately, this post is not a Halloween prank. Dr. Lereah only knows how to trick. There will be no treats.

foobeca said...

you could dress up like a realt-whore

Anonymous said...

Go to a party,

Win first prize,

Get beat up in parking lot!

Priceless!

Anonymous said...

Perfect Douche Bag!

apollo3333 said...

His nose looks like he's had a nose job ... Yeah, trim the Pinocchio nose with every hair cut.

Anonymous said...

Too funny! I need to add that to my list of money related Halloween costumes.

Markus Arelius said...

The Evil Dead

Gigi said...

If I were David Lereah I would never leave the house. I would be laying down on my bed gazing at my beautiful image in the mirrors on the ceiling all the while playing with my cute balls and tickling myself with a pink boa.

Anonymous said...

That's the funniest Lereah-bashing post so far Keith.

And the look of innocence on his face is priceless.

He's a perfect little angel...

Disgorge! said...

Aaaw! Nobody likes my Laireah pic!

Davey the Liareah

NYC_COP said...

Why has he not made comments on CNBC or elsewhere relative to last weeks numbers? Something tells me that Dr. Lereah might be on the run to Mexico.