Showing posts with label sucker born every minute. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sucker born every minute. Show all posts

June 04, 2008

Back in 2006 the desperate builders were giving away FREE PIZZA with a home purchase. Now they're giving away FREE HOMES. Gotta love it!



Here's a
classic HP post from November 2006 (thanks paul e.) many of you may remember, where the f'd builder was offering FREE PIZZA if you made the biggest financial mistake of your life.

Compare that to the post yesterday offering the "BUY ONE HOUSE GET ONE FREE" deal.

Man, think of the sucker who bought a home because of a free pizza party... Think of the suckers who bought with ANY of the incentives these past few years. Hope they enjoyed the "FREE" granite countertops, or the "FREE" Hawaii vacation. And what do you want to bet they've now found out that nothing in life is free...

August 02, 2007

FLASH: As predicted, American Home Mortgage lays everyone off, shuts doors on Friday. Housing crash and mortgage meltdown now spinning out of control

7,409 employees - gone

Hopes and dreams - gone

All stockholder equity - gone

Tens of thousands of potential homedebtors - gone

Their corrupt list of co-conspirators - here for all to see

And remember, this wasn't a subprime lender - they were mainly prime and Alt-A (Liar's Loans). Anyone questioning the housing crash and mortgage meltdown now? DOLTS!

Here's the email from the CEO getting rid of all the employees (get used to these America):

“It is with great sadness I announce today that American Home Mortgage has been forced to close. Unfortunately, the market conditions in both the secondary mortgage market as well as the national real estate market have deteriorated to the point that our business is no longer viable,” Strauss wrote.

Here's the update on their closure:

NEW YORK, Aug 2 (Reuters) - Mortgage lender American Home Mortgage Investment Corp. is closing its doors on Friday, and has told employees they will be laid off, according to Newsday, citing an e-mail to employees from Chief Executive Michael Strauss.

The company said on Tuesday it could no longer fund home loans and might sell off its assets, after its lenders cut off access to credit. It said on its Web site it is no longer accepting home loan applications.

"Bankruptcy is the next logical step for them," said Steve DeLaney, analyst at JPM Securities in Atlanta.

And here's Forbes from July 20th predicting that all would be well (he he he):

American Home Mortgage Back On Track?

Talk about a rebound! Although American Home Mortgage Investment hasn’t recovered all of the value it lost when the stock plunged on Thursday following a rumor that Lehman Brothers had yanked its credit line, it has certainly made up lost ground.

Another boost to American Homes shares may have been a research note put out by RBC Capital Markets analyst James Ackor saying the stock tumbled on Thursday well below its value

February 25, 2007

Wal-Mart's shelves need stocking


What kind of a country are we when we no longer make anything, we no longer produce, we no longer save, we no longer have the ability to provide for ourselves, and we no longer have the capacity to pay back our debts?

Ah, the luxury of being the greatest debtor in the world with the world's reserve currency. People give us their goods, the result of their hard work and labor, and we give them paper and IOUs, which we have no intention or capacity to pay back.

Keep sending us those televisions, those luxury cars, those ships full of oil. Keep building factories, keep working 'til you drop, keep those ships and containers coming. We'll give you this green stuff in return. That's a fair trade, no?

February 18, 2007

The NAR is still serving the Kool-Aid. Anyone want another sip?


Liars. Scoundrels. Terrible businessmen. Discredited hacks. Watching the NAR implode at the same time housing implodes is quite poetic, wouldn't you say HP'ers?

I think the only ones still drinking their Kool-Aid are the rip-and-read MSM, and even many of them are starting to actually think before they write. Not all of 'em, but some. It's a start.

But here's the reporter at Realty Times allowing the NAR spinmeisters to serve more unfiltered Mountainberry Punch! Hey Kool-Aid!

NAR Says Existing Home Sales Have Hit Bottom

Despite wailing from banks that late or non-payments on sub-prime loans are sinking their profits, continuing fear from homebuyers that they're catching a falling knife, and predictions from housing analysts that the pain is far from over, the outlook looks sunny for housing, says the National Association of Realtors.

Analysts say that a number of causes kept buyers away including affordability, the financial media, rising gas prices, rising mortgage interest rates, and buyers' fear of becoming "the greater fool."

Housing bulls suggest that the drop in housing sales is primarily due to fear -- that housing fundamentals are actually better now than they were during record housing conditions.
David Lereah, NAR's chief economist, said it appears the fourth quarter was the bottom for the current housing cycle.

"This information confirms 2006 was the year of contraction, and hopefully the fourth quarter was the bottom of this current business cycle," he said. "Home sales are leveling at historically high levels, and examination of data within the quarter shows home prices stabilizing toward the end. When we get the figures for this spring, I expect to see a discernible improvement in both sales and prices."

NAR President Pat V. Combs: "Since the typical owner stays in a home for six years, it's more useful to look at the five-year comparison for metro area home prices -- most of them are seeing strong gains,"

February 13, 2007

Pre-construction condo video: Funny to watch post-crash, like pumping pets.com stock at the peak


This is so straight out of Manias, Panics and Crashes. And boy, will it all seem so funny and obvious five years from now...

I feel sick just looking at this video today. Just think how sick people feel who made the mistake of getting sucked into this epic ponzi scheme.