From the enemy playbook: Here's how ramen-eating real estate clerks are spinning the housing crash now

1) How dumb do these guys think we are?

2) How dumb are these guys?

Here's a random laugh-out-loud sampling from den of thieves Realty Times. Post more gems here...

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If you are looking to buy, there may not be a better time than NOW! Prices are softening due to the current excessive inventory. Buyers are able to negotiate on homes, including price, home warranties, and closing costs in today's market. There are many anxious sellers waiting for an offer.
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GREETINGS FROM PHOENIX! Indicators show that Phoenix currently is a neutral market. Real estate is ALWAYS a great investment and time ALWAYS proves me right!
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Finally a normal market. Don't believe all of the gloom and doom you here in the media about the housing market. If the home looks good, smells good & is priced good it will sell.
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With prices evening out we are now at the bottom of this buyers market. Many homes are priced at or below appraised value. So, if you have been waiting on the sidelines now is the time to make a move.
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Naples, Florida is a paradise and will remain as one of the most desirable cities to live in the U.S. Naples has experienced very rapid growth and appreciation. This growth is projected to continue fueling our local Real Estate Market. Real Estate cycles have their ups and downs and if you are thinking about buying- Now is the time.
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Well...FINALLY, it looks like the market has bottomed...and the deals for buyers have NEVER been better!
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Home sales appear to be bottoming out with lower home prices attracting buyers in many areas of the country
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The Las Vegas area is exeriencing significant price drops due to the high inventory levels and the new booming foreclosure market. Market conditions are ripe for the home buyer to get a deal on a home at prices that are cheaper than what you can build a home for today.
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With summer, optomisum, growth and renewal are in the air. Don't worry sellers, the market is definitely on the rise
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Real Estate market is good in Sacramento area.
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Yes, the market is "softening" but not "crashing" - there is no "Bubble" here! Why wait for the market to go even lower?