Showing posts with label idiot flippers. Show all posts
Showing posts with label idiot flippers. Show all posts

October 02, 2007

Welcome to the Third Avenue Lofts Lock Box Rail of Desperation in Failed Flipper Central Scottsdale Arizona



Thanks Chris at mortgage-lender-reviews.com for sending in this great lockbox from hell picture.

I KNEW I had to start HousingPANIC after seeing tiny little apartments advertised at $500,000 to $3 million. When I mean tiny, I mean as in 600 square foot studio apartments for a half mil. Seriously.

Check out this 834 square foot 1-bedroom for $719,000. $862 a square foot. Or if you financed today (jumbo 30 at 7%) it'd be $4800 a month, plus $1000 a month condo fee (gag gag) and taxes of $1000 a month, we're at $6800 a month for a FRICKING ONE BEDROOM APARTMENT THAT'LL BE LUCKY TO RENT OUT FOR $1500 A MONTH!

6800 - 1500 = 5,300 loss per month. Or a 78% fall to get back to reality.

Today 25 of the 88 units are for sale, you just know it's a building full of f*cked flippers and failed mortgage brokers, and the development now reeks of desperation and despair. Watch them race each other to the bottom now - last one out is a rotten egg! Anyone want to bet most of these units go to foreclosure?

Seriously, these hilariously overpriced bubblerific units will see drops of 50% to 70% when all is said and done. Just do the math. It's the P/E stupid. It'll always be the P/E stupid.

Man, did people lose their minds during this housing madness. Some days it's mindblowing.