October 29, 2008

Suzanne Researched It (now with subtitles)

18 comments:

West Coast Willie said...

When did men lose their balls?

"Honey. I hear what your saying. Fortunately, I read Housing Panic before it was cool and if you insist in this line of deluded bullshit, I will be forced to start looking for a much hotter, far less bitchy, babe who won't insist on trying to control me.

And Suzanne, fuck you very much. We will no longer be needing your services."

Anonymous said...

Less than one week left in the life of HP!

What will I do without Mr. Dopes and his Ipod crapola to be on the other side of my trades????

IB said...

I knew one thing.. do not marry an American woman. My wife is Brasilian and I am WELL in the top 1% and my wife doesn't spend $200 w/o calling me. And this is after telling her 6,000 times to just get whatever the hell you want. Her response is always "but it's your money so I just wanted to check"

Anonymous said...

Hey Keith, is HP shutting down after the election next week?

Anonymous said...

The bitch bribed the surgeon to completely castrate her husband when he had his vasectomy.

Anonymous said...

Honey, can I now have that blowjob you promised me six months ago?

guy n. cognito said...

love it. thanks!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

"Honey. I hear what your saying. Fortunately, I read Housing Panic before it was cool and if you insist in this line of deluded bullshit, I will be forced to start looking for a much hotter, far less bitchy, babe who won't insist on trying to control me, that swallows.

Fixed.

Anonymous said...

I'd bet everything I own that guy sits down to pee.

dmac834 said...

i've felt this way for five years now... i like what #1 has to say.

Anonymous said...

wish I could have read it... too fast

vanilla ice said...

"When did men lose their balls?"

When our dads were gone and our moms raised us to be painfully nice to everyone. They raised us to be what they thought they wanted their husbands to be. Not what they really wanted subconsciously, which is a man who takes charge.

Anonymous said...

wish I could have read it... too fast

You could use the pause button.

Hmmm...

I think I'm starting to see why women are becoming so influential... because the men are becoming frickin MORONS!

Andrew Hac said...

What can I say ?

The Americano mostly are comprising of farted brain. The way of life for most Americano had been from the childhood listening to their parent demanding, asking, wanting, taking, possessing SHITs and FECEs

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The Americano Housing Bubble has revealed the true anatomy of the Americano Australopithecus species. And what that anatomy amounts to is a heap of putrid, rotten to the core, maggot filled, rat chewing pile of garbage.

Greed, Ignorance, Irresponsibility, Laziness, Materialistic-Craze, Hoity-Toity attitudes are all part of the Americano rotted anatomy, stinky gut.

How a fat-ass, obese, beer-gut, rotten teeth, putrid breath, dumb-ass Americano male driving by himself a Ford Expedition on the road, consuming 10-15 miles per gallon of gasoline is just beyond the realm of reasoning.

How a whole family of cracker-nuthead, GrandPa and GrandMa, Joe6Pack and JaneZinfandel, 6 of the spoiled-brat runny nose snotty kids swarming the Walmart aisle after aisle piling junks on the shopping cart is pure hilarious and pitiful at the same time.

How a whole family of Hicks and HillBilly chomping down on oily, greasy McDonal french fries and Wendy’s hamburger is just so resembling the scene of the bunch of hogs roosting and wallowing at the feed trough.

The Americano nation is pathetic and sinful beyond the point of redemption !

Anonymous said...

It is O.K. to use the 'pause' tab to read the subtitles....

Try it!

ExPorn film director said...

I really want to see the subsequent bedroom scene with these two on the same night after he agrees.

Chubs nom noming on wife's butt while Suzanne is still on the speakerpone extension in the bedroom.

Wife's flabby butt from chub's perspective after she goes to relieve herself in the master bath after their 4 minutes of cow-meets-sow lovemaking before she goes to check on the kids.

When she returns, it suddenly occurs to her that the new place has no inground swimming pool.

She lets chubs who's still lying in bed (holding the last of his fading erection) have another does of "What? - we're going to need a pool for the kids!! I'm not letting them swim at the YMCA with all those perverted pedophiles!"

And then Suzanne chimes in "Well the house next door does have a pool. It's a little bit more but I think you could do it. I'll check to see if it's available."

From here. I will let someone else paint the picture, Anybody? Anyone care to take a stab at it?

Signed the ex Porno film director

Ola Dunk said...

I've seen some of those women...

High income, often single, intelligent and pretty, demand more of their prospective men than of themselves.

When they appear to show interest in me I actually panic!