August 04, 2008

Monkeys, I tell ya. Monkeys...

14 comments:

Noodles 2 said...

Harumph! Harumph I say! My Monkey God made me in His image and I'm going to Monkey Heaven.

Actually, I realize I'm just a good vessel for the true gods of this planet... I'm just a really good carrier of virus and bacterium.

Now bail me out of my foreclosure, Goddamit!

Mike Hunt said...

Nice video Keith.

We are all monkeys - no racism here.

Remember we are all pink on the inside.

-Mike

Anonymous said...

The monkeys shoot cows in the head with a lead piston , inflicting no pain. But , the monkeys kill their best friend animal companion (Dogs) by suffocating them slowly in a gas chamber a dozen at a time. If that does not show how morally screwed up the monkeys are , nothing will.

keyser soze said...

I forgot how beautiful Jane was....lucky Tarzan.

Anonymous said...

Classic, absolutely classic.

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQEStqDUoB0&feature=related

Anonymous said...

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'IF' we evolved from monkeys,

then why are there still monkeys?


Or were they just the slow learners?


.

Anonymous said...

Well I'll be a monkeys uncle!

Anonymous said...

Evolution is a theory,

but it is taught as a FACT!

C.Darwin

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Evolution is a theory,

but it is taught as a FACT!

C.Darwin
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Actually, it is a FACT. Viruses evolve resistance to new drugs all the time.

The only critters that don't seem to evolve are Conservatives. They are hopelessly stuck in the past.

Doc the ZEALOT said...

That's the most nihilistic bunch of garbage I've ever heard.

If he really believed that, then he should quit making YouTube videos and go back to living in a tree.

Doc the ZEALOT

Then God said, "Let us make man in our image, in our likeness, and let them rule over the fish of the sea and the birds of the air, over the livestock, over all the earth, and over all the creatures that move along the ground."

Genesis 1:26

Anonymous said...

Thanks Monkeith.
Quite unexpectedly, sometimes the Truth can make you laught.

Anonymous said...

Evolution is a fact, and I can prove it.

Evolutionists are evolving, and Creationists are deevolving.

Facts are to Science, as Magic is to Religion.

The facts about Intelligent Design is that no matter how much you polish a turd, it is still a turd.

max_in_wa said...

Love it. Although to nit pick a little, Apes aren't Monkeys. We didn't evolve from monkeys, we (and modern Apes) evolved from a common ancestor. So we are closer to chimps and gorillas than monkeys.