August 17, 2008

HousingPANIC Stupid Question of the Day


What type of person becomes a REALTOR?


62 comments:

ATE-UP said...

What are those things on its ears??? Please, someone tell me, I'm scared... Are they clocks? 1oz. Copper Buillon? Help Me I'm...

ATE-UP

Anonymous said...

Checkmate

HP wins

Anonymous said...

This type

Anonymous said...

That can't be real.

ATE-UP said...

Come on you guys, I am serious. I cannot stand it when I don't know something like this. I hit the hyperlink, and It has those clocks on Its' ears on the Realtwhore(R) web page!!

Will someone please tell me what those clocks are on Its'ears??? Purdy Please???

ATE-UP

Anonymous said...

To be fair , Have you had look at what some of the sheeple look like these days.I am sure he even did well back in the not so distant past as the no money down morons that were buying homes felt like they could relate to him..

Anonymous said...

Come off it man. You can find freaks in all industries.

-FutureShock- said...

Good grief.

Anonymous said...

Proving yet again that anyone can be a REALTOR(R)

c21 CEO said...

He is an embarassment to our profession.I will see to it he is fired and the lead broker be fined.I cannot have this kind of crap going on in my institution.

Anonymous said...

You are looking at it, Daddy.

The dear Leader said...

America the beautiful has turned into heap of sh*t. A 4th world nation with monkeys running the economy. You are truly f*cked overthere, but not so much as the island monkeys of Londonistan or the cheese-eating surrender monkeys of Frarabia.

May the firm hand of mother Russia beat the dickens out of you brain-dead idiots.

Gabor said...

I think it's a black olive cut in half.

Anonymous said...

I have a friend whose son has those in his ears, they are cork, just like his brains. He had a miserable time finding a job until he was hired by a local day care center. Scary!

Cynical Realtor said...

Lets see.....
1. Washouts from used car sales training class
2. Carnival rejects
3. Ex-cheerleaders
4. Trophy wives
5. People who love working with people.
6. Retired guys whose wives can't stand having them around the house
7. Economist wanna-bes (sorry, that's the NAR economist's job)

Anonymous said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha (belly giggling) thats your people and the people you think are better than everyone else on earth. Don't worry he will eventually grow up have those holes in his ears sewed up and become the next CEO of some fortune 500 company. That's what white folks do pick em up from the gutter, clean em up (a new suit, nice haircut for yall that's all it takes), give them a high paying job they don't deserve and then say that is the American dream you can be anything you want to be, do anything you want to do except of course if you are.....

wc said...

It has such a low bar of entry and potential for high return. It's actually almost tempting to get a license. Think about it - 6% commission for legwork that almost any high school junior could do but most people are just too lazy or uninclined to do. I guess it helps not to have a social conscience to try to convince people to buy something that you know is in a bad neighborhood or that the person can't afford.

Devestment said...
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Anonymous said...

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If I showed up at a open house and that twit was representing I would walk out...

I can't take that sh*t seriously!!


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Anonymous said...

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Are you F-ing kidding me?

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Anonymous said...

How professional!

Anonymous said...

In a way I feel sorry for these young people that seem to be so misguided
in this mad mad mad World .

This young man in the picture looks more like a entertainment or music
person than a business person to me .

Oh what a blessing it is in life to be able to work in a career that actually suites a person .

Sometimes I think the more bizarre the young people get ,the more it is a statement of rejection of the greater society that they know do not have their best interest at heart .

Anonymous said...

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TWEEKER



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Anonymous said...

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Looks like he should be working at a tattoo shop!


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Anonymous said...

The truth of the matter is that smart people abandoned normal job fields to be Realtors, Hedge fund managers etc in 2003-2007.

Why make 35K or whatever in accounting, computers, engineering, legal, or even medical when Realtors were making 100K+ for very little work. Theres a bunch of Hedge fund managers that have made millions and even billions riding the bubbles in financial markets.

The normal economy was flipped upside down with Bush's unfair trade policies and other shenanigans. Most people got screwed seeing their income decrease while prices continued to increase.

Some saw what BushCo had planned and were able to take advantage of the distortion and profit from it.

Andrew from Russia said...

> America the beautiful has turned into heap of sh*t. A 4th world nation with monkeys running the economy. You are truly f*cked overthere, but not so much as the island monkeys of Londonistan or the cheese-eating surrender monkeys of Frarabia.

Eurabia would be a perfect example of integration if not the rotting welfare state it's built upon.

> May the firm hand of mother Russia beat the dickens out of you brain-dead idiots.

And this scenario is so-o-o-o 20th century. Ever heard of the scale draft evasion takes in Mother Russia these days?

keyser soze said...

...help Mr. Wizard...I don't wanna be a realtor!

Anonymous said...

Those are ear lobe plugs. Common body modification stuff for people who will never have a professional job (head shop clerk, REALTOR™, janitor, tattoo artist, etc.)

Anonymous said...

Thats pretty bad.. And Im a Realtor.

Anonymous said...

Watch Century21 make him the new Suzanne showing they're cool now

Devestment said...

Q: What type of person becomes a REALTOR?

A: Someone who may use a lock box to enter your house while you are not home and…

1) Steal your identity.
2) Look for money.
3) Look for guns.
4) Eat your food.
5) Drink your alcohol.
6) Take your prescription drugs.
7) Sniff any available panties.
8) Use all your facilities.
9) Examine your portfolio.
10) Gather personal information to use against you.
11) Kidnap your dog and solicit reward.
12) Put your toothbrush in his butt and then return it to the shelf.
13) Steal your earrings.

Anonymous said...

thats not Angelo Mozelo !! :-(

Anonymous said...

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drizzle, drazzle, drozzle, drone time for this one to sell a home!

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Anonymous said...

Actually, Dude makes sense: an anarchist with foresight. Doing his part to bring down society by donning the Realtor shirt.

Anonymous said...

Annnd he's going to vote for Hussein.

pretty in pink said...

Andrew from Russia said:
'but not so much as the island monkeys of Londonistan or the cheese-eating surrender monkeys of Frarabia.'

Well said!

Europe will not survive the coming economic meltdown.

Anonymous said...

Apparently, Keith is not aware of this new American TV show about realtors:

http://tinyurl.com/6jqrue

Modern Cannibal said...

Top clues that Realtors are not a profession:

"Weclome to JINGLE JUNGLE Realty....wana see my other body percings and Tat's?"

"If you list with me I will have your name tatooed next to the swastika on my left arm"

"Hey, list with me or I will date your daughter, and if you don't have a daughter, perhaps your son will do."

"Please list with me, my software code jocky gig got sent to Mumbai, and I need the cash"

Anonymous said...

anon 7:37 sounds like the typical $35K a year whiny little piss ant complaining how unfair it is that others make more money.

please kill yourself and make the world a better place

Anonymous said...

Anonymous ATE-UP said...
What are those things on its ears??? Please, someone tell me...
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Its a communication implant. All the Borg have them.

You too will be assimilated into the Libertarian New World Order.

Anonymous said...

Cripes!

I wouldn't buy a sack of meth from that guy let alone a house.

Mr. S. Cro Tum said...

Don't even ask where the other one is.

Lost Cause said...

Ear fobs? What are really scary are the things that you can't see.

Anonymous said...

Eeegads, I thought that was Danny Bonadochi(sp) for a second.

Roscoe said...

The newly-minted realtwhore in my neighborhood was a Porsche salesman in San Diego up until last year.

The guy managed to scam someone into buying his sh*thole house in San Diego for an insane price so he headed east to try his hand at Florida real estate.

Anonymous said...

"anon 7:37 sounds like the typical $35K a year whiny little piss ant complaining how unfair it is that others make more money.

please kill yourself and make the world a better place"

actually I think the world would be far better off without you. what are you anyway, some financial "genius" who sells shit nobody needs? a-hole

Anonymous said...

Eeegads, I thought that was Danny Bonadochi(sp) for a second.


HAHA! that's what i thought too at first glance.

Wells said...

I would actually perfer to give my listing to the person who sold him those ear pirecings.

She probably had him thinking 'Now is a good time to buy'

Not a libtard said...

Are you kidding me? This guy looks more like the typical libtard or demoncrat who generally posts here. It's like showing a white person and saying that he represents the typical looking NBA star - LOL

Pierced&Proud said...

Those are plugs in his ears.
OH MY GOD A GUY WITH EAR JEWELRY IS A REALTOR!
So what? What can be assumed about this person by his choice of jewelry?

Andrew Hac said...

... and what did I tell you all about the mentality of the average Joe and Mary of the Americano...

The Americano is as toasted as a snapper turtle skewered on a stick from head to ass all sizzling, juices dripping, fat popping over a bed of white hot charcoal grill.

Americano = Grilled Snapper Turtle

Heeeee... Haaaaa... Arrrrr...

The mentality of the average Americano is just amazing, if not stupefying.

A Circuit City Sale Associate is able to buy a $500K house.
A Shoe Sale Man is driving an Audi.
An uneducated, illiterate, ignorant Ford factory auto-assembly worker makes $40/hour.
A single loud mouth, fat-ass, obese, diabetic, divorced driver is driving a stupendous, big-ass, chicken-coop For SUV Expedition so he/she can feel proud about being an Americano. That is stupider that a dog (A scabie dog, that is !).
Illegal immigrant is getting welfare, medicare and medicaid free health care, free school lunch, free education, pay no tax, every thing is under the table cash.
The Iraqi has Weapon Of Mass Destruction.

Talk about brain-dead zombie, blind-as-a-bat crapper. Maybe that is the reason why there is such word as "Trailer White Trash", "BORKAFATTY" AKA The Pig chomping at the feed trough...

ATE-UP said...

Welcome Back Andrew Hac!! I speak for most, if not all, HP'ers, We Love You!!!

ATE-UP

The dear leader said...

Tolerance and apathy are the very last virtues of a dying society.

Western civilizitation is finished. Enjoy the coming wave of the mango-wielding muslim savages and pagan jungle cannibals pouring into every corner of the once mighty G7.

Anonymous said...

Andrew Hac: you simply MUST start your own blog. Yeah I know, you are employed and actually have a life. But good God man your fans (including me)need more of you!

Anonymous said...

Ok, this guy’s looks aren’t my cup of tea. Is this reason enough to discount his abilities in his profession? Reflecting on the events of the past few years, most of the crooks and bottom feeders usually presented an image of the business status quo. I see many of the disparaging remarks being unfounded (uhm, except those targeting the real estate profession ;).

Anonymous said...

Looks like someone got your attention. I think every a- hole on this blog should spend more time trying to make money and make a better name for themselves than pick on someone that looks different. Didn't everyone take a test for their license....Does anybody remember the Discriminatory Act. I happen to know this individual and he is the hardest worker i know. He's been in this industry and understands it very well. He's a home owner and still has his mortgage unlike most of the population going through this crises. Worry about yourself and stop trying to make yourselves feel better by talking smack about someone else.

Annoyed said...

Total freak... if the definition of a freak is a hard working, experienced, successful man with a huge heart and even bigger clientel list. The reason he has so much business right now is because all of you ordinary common folk have time to fill out judgemental superficial comments like the above instead of spending time in the field trying to sell something. He has handled all of my ventures and in turn has made me money. How many deals have all of you closed in the last year?? HMMMMMM Is it normal in your industry to write hateful things about one of your fellow realtors? What comradory.... Glad I'm not a realtor.

Anonymous said...

Hey C21 CEO. You ever hear of the discrimatory act? Sounds like you're the one that's gonna be fired.

Anonymous said...

I knew you were to scared to post my comment. You can give it but you can't take it. I bet you're divorced or cheating on your wife.

Anonymous said...

I think that all of you people so critical of him need to take a good look in the mirror. You'll likely see something there that could fit all these comments about your picture.

So typical… to assume that you know and be so critical and hypocritical of some one or some thing you actually know nothing about.

mama said...

Didn't your mother teach you not to judge a book by it's cover?? Or how about, if you have nothing nice to say don't say anything at all?? I am truly embarrassed by all of you that have nothing better to do than to leave ignorant comments about someone you don't even know!
GROW UP & GET A LIFE!!!!!!
love you frags! =)

Corey said...

To all the people who left negative comments, please post your picture so that we can have our fun as well, because obviously your perfect, so show us! That would be the only fair way to back up you comments. Right? Is this also the way you teach your children? Kinda like playing GOD, right! You know everything about a person by their looks. You will be in my prayers.