Everyone gets their 15 minutes... Even realtor would-be-hookers.
I hadn't wanted to post, because my my gut says 'scam alert', but have at it..
July 02, 2008
This has 'scam' written all over it, but here's the pre-foreclosure realtwhore selling herself and her home on eBay and Craigslist
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That was Saturday Night Live right?
Nice daughter
Buh-buh-buh...I thought that it was different in places like San Francisco, Seattle, and NY:
(Bloomberg) -- Manhattan apartment sales dropped the most for a second quarter since 1998 and unsold inventory approached an eight-year record, two signs prices may be poised to drop in the nation's most expensive urban housing market.
Sales fell 22 percent from a year earlier and inventory rose 31 percent to 6,869 units
PATHETIC
I bid $500 for the daughter.
Daughter & house for $250k
Was it me, or were her daughters tits just hanging out all over the place. Geezus!
"Was it me, or were her daughters tits just hanging out all over the place. Geezus!"
Hmmmm, I need to go back and actually watch this, to check out the "square footage".
This is awesome...
Gotta love how the pictures she posted make it look like she is 20 years younger, must have been before the botox wore off and the nose job collapsed.
Where did she learn to pose?? Stripper School??
Palm Beach Post did some digging. This skank should be the poster child for the NAR....
"For sale in Riviera Beach: a home, complete with its lovesick owner — and her criminal record!"
http://tinyurl.com/5o8dmq
"The comely Trabosh, who says she's 42 though her driver license says 46, is a former jailbird with a history of financial trouble."
"What's more, PBC records show she's been a defendant in five civil lawsuits since 2002 in which plaintiffs, mostly financial institutions and a collection agency, have been trying to recoup cash."
Even better is the fact that she set up both of her ebay auctions with a starting bid of $0.99 and a shipping charge of $500,000.00 in order to circumvent having to pay the eBay final value fee (commission). eBay takes a percentage of the sale price but not the shipping costs. That is a classic, here is a Hobag 6%'er trying to screw someone out of a commission. eBay has canceled her both the auctions already.
There is a thread on The Fark. people have dug up pictures of her from some social networking sites. She is really a hag. She is one of those mom's that tries to look like her teenage daughters.
http://tinyurl.com/5o5zog
The commentary is brutal and hysterical.
Honestly, it doesn't get any better than this. She is what 99% of Realtors were over the last 8 years.
I think what it comes down to is she has combined her last two careers Prostitution and Real Estate.
OK ,after going and watching the video, why are they even wearing clothes? Show the people the goods they're really trying to get them to bid on.
Hum. Housing debt slavery, human chattel. Selling oneself as a perk to sweeten a real estate deal. (and throwing your daughter in like a nice piece of furniture). There is a lot to think about here.
I don't know if it is comedy, tragedy, pathos, or just really f*c&ing funny.
If I may quote the greatest one-liner in HP history...
Let's party like it's 1399.
-Snowden
In the end, I think this scammer will probably get scammed by some euro-gigolo...
Like mother like daughter
"Marry a princess lost in America" =s
"Get chained to a used cougar with sh*tbox house in bumblef*ck Florida."
Has a nice ring.
Look up des·per·ate in the webster dictionary ...Her mugshot is right next to it.
That's called thinking outside the box and inside the box at the same time!
Guys, visit wwww.nomarriage.com
Forget about losing the house...
Think about being married to a Deven-like schemimg douchebag...
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both of them are as hard as tacks!
What was the daughter all dressed up for?
Or is that normal daily wears around the house?
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I smell a publicity stunt!
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.....and Vagisil!
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her daughter has the steady body of Katherine Hepburn
and the body language of a streetwalker!
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RE: Pre-foreclosure Realtwhore...
It's pretty obvious that we were watching Madam Traboscia and one of her "girls."
I hope she connects with her Eurotrash soul mates.
V.L.
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Whats with these eurotrash monkeys?
A Bono wannabe,
and some 30 yr old wanker!
Good luck with that Hun!
Ahh, true Love can't you just see it!
It's obvious that she wants a European based on the strength of the Euro... the Brit would be a good choice too for the same reason.
How long before the daughter wakes up to "Claudio" standing over her while she's sleeping?
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None of those guys will leave with a house...
just the smell of Victory!!!
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....and a raging case of crotch crickets!
WTF? No stainless steel appliances or granite counter tops?
Daughter would be worth some green though.
Priceless!
ROTFLOL. Man that was funny. Made my morning.
By the way there is no Deven Traboscia listed on the Florida licensing web site. Convicts can not hold real estate licenses in Florida.
Florida Professional License search:
https://www.myfloridalicense.com/wl11.asp?mode=0&SID=&brd=&typ=N
never buy a depreciating asset (and I'm not talking about the house)
"Was it me, or were her daughters tits just hanging out all over the place. Geezus!"
Unlike people who end every spoken sentence with a question mark, in this case you actually need one. But that's beside the point. Get out more. You might even get a farmer's tan, Pasty. Those prematurely sagging pancake titties aren't worth the time.
WOW!!!! What a deal!!! Three clucking worthless chickens and an overpriced house all for 500K. She looks real Klassy™!
What kind a woman would get her daughters involved with these shanangins? I'll tell you... a DIRTY WHORE!!!
-FutureShock-
I DON'T CARE HOW BIG OF A HO SHE IS AS LONG AS SHE KEEPS PAYING HER YEARLY MEMBERSHIP DUES TO MY REALTYWHORE ASSOCIATION.
THAT'S HOW IT WORKS...THEY PAY THE DUES...I MAKE THE FORECASTS...AND THE SHEEPLE GET SHEARED.
Although it breaks my heart to see and hear about so many families losing their homes to foreclosure, this is one blonde idiot I would really love to see get foreclosed on!
HOW MUCH FOR THE DAUGHTERS?
I had to stop reading and wipe the tears from my eyes. I have never laughed so hard in months after reading those FARK comments.......
There is a reason she hasn't scored yet......a reason none of us want to know.
She and the daughter are the ultimate Scottsdale Arizona Cougar and her Cub! But what are they doing in Florida?
My advice to the men of Europe who contact her: "let the buyer beware"!
DAMMIT Keith...i told you about this a week ago!!
resisting husband said...
Ramen eaters try to sell the home, and now the pu$$y too!!!
http://tinyurl.com/4guh8h
Jesus...these people have no shame, but we knew it was only a matter of time until they started selling the only thing they have left: their bodies (no brains on a realtwhore)
June 26, 2008 11:01 PM
IF IT FLOATS, F#CKS, FLY'S, HAS WHEELS, A FOUNDATION, OR SELLS HOUSES...
RENT IT!!!
DOPES!!!
As someone pointed out on FARK, there must be a VERY good reason this chick has been unmarried for as long as she has been with her looks. I imagine most guys would stick around just long enough to get some "ROI" before bailing, though.
As another article pointed out, she got a criminal record because she was nuts enough to scuff with a cop during a traffic stop for speeding. That means either a huge attitude problem, mental issues, or a mix of both. Do you even want to imagine what she must be like behind closed doors and on a bad day? I don't think so!
What a whore!
Does she think everyone is so stupid as to not know that this is just a transparent way of prostituting herself AND her daughter to get her house sold. How PATHETIC!
This world can't end fast enough as far as I'm concerned
Lookin for love in all the wrong places....and I'm talkin about anyone who responds to this sharkess!!!!
How about this...
Bride Available
1) Can't cook (liberated)
2) Can't clean (liberated)
3) Doesn't want sex (already have 2 kids)
4) "Professional" (in a job soon to go way of vinyl LP)
5) Owes $100K on house
6) Daughters and I LOVE to shop
7) Must be willing to keep us in "lifestyle to which we have become accustomed"
8) Owes $50K on credit cards
9) No prenup
10) No guarantees
Wazza u got 2 lose?
That's what ultimately happens when we try living beyond our means.
No surprise, and we'll see more of these desperate attempts in the coming months ahead.
We're only in about the "3rd-inning" with this mess.
Just wait till more managers of financial institutions start getting axed, then we'll start seeing more foreclosures on the higher end of the "housing ladder".
This catastrophy is only getting started.
Just buy the home from the bank after the foreclosure sale and the Mom can be had for some chinese take out and the daughter.... well maybe a $50 and a few new cd's
That daughter is trashy considering she is just a teenager. What's the saying, again? Right- the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
-Mike
the house should be sold at a lower price with that middle aged slut attached to it!!!! Id pay more for the house without her!!
Aileen Wuornos....is that you?
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Great job Mom, lets whore out your daughter (and yourself) to the Highest bidder!
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She has always been interested in Europe, so she is trying to find a European?
That's like, I enjoy a glass of wine so I'll buy a winery!
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Just buy a couple of used Coach bags on eBay for $50 and you can bang the entire family.
Too bad Jeffrey Dahmer didn't like defaulting female white meat.
What? Only straight European men need apply? Equal Credit Opprotunity Act? Bleh - the comments in this thread were the best. Quality work. And that daughter - Christ, looks like she was about to hit the street to help momma keep up with the Recasted Option ARM amortized payment.
" I am a smart lady. "
But how long have you
been selling your daughter ?
Will she be a smart lady too ?
I bid 47 bucks, but the house must
arrive undamaged in Belgrade in 90 days.
You can stay to build on the old lot.
But you must agree to be
permanently sterilized.
Then you can go to France, or to hell.
Half her face looks paralysed, like she had a micro stroke from too much 'Liquid Cocaine'
Daughter had to wear her prom dress for the interview...
Its real simple...American women have no secondary market value in any transaction except a fee for services basis after they have been totally depreciated, have two off spring (external parasites) and have a NEGATIVE DOWRY in the form of mortage debt as well.
There is less of a market for this estrogen experiment than for the friggin house.
I would fly to Estonia or Russia and try my luck with a mail order bride rather than troll these waters.
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