July 29, 2008

REALTOR(R) Connie De Groot. Fill in your own punch lines. And no, this is not a Saturday Night Live skit.



55 comments:

Anonymous said...

Clearly, she is for the seller and that is the problem! Noone is for the buyer except Peter Schiff and the blogs!

All Realtors want to sell homes at the highest price! Buyers have only their instinct and hopefully a decent inspector. Not good odds!

Lady Di said...

Nice Hair.

It is such a winner.

Anonymous said...

Here is the sellers house on Redfin...

http://www.redfin.com/CA/BEVERLY-HILLS/1625-CLEAR-VIEW-Dr-90210/home/6823784

Purchased in 2006.

I wonder if the sellers have an ARM?

Anonymous said...

Connie just doesn't have the smarts/morals to tell her sellers that they bought at the peak and that they are going to live there FOREVER!

Anonymous said...

Frizzie De Roots makes a digit telling people to cover sidewalk cracks with a Welcome mat. That's one sales job.

That's rich, all right.

Anonymous said...

Goodness.

Look at all the tax liens in the cradle of wealth that is 90210 on Foreclosure.com.

Don't those people pay their taxes?

Anonymous said...

Bwaaaa ha ha ha!

Nice hair Carrot-top!

BigDaddy said...

Scary that sheeple actually listen to snake oil salesmen like this.

Anonymous said...

oh yeah a fresh coat of paint and a welcome mat...oh and a 25% reduction in asking price

Anonymous said...

This is going to be some fun watching in about 5 years.

YOU ARE MISLEADING PEOPLE(!!!)
about Schiff

Nice staging job; considerably better at that than being honest.

Anonymous said...

What a doll that Connie is.

Paint the concrete and de-personalize the house...

WOW!

Here's the 6%.

Connie, I miss the Caveman so... said...

Where does one start?

Foreigners are buying? How about this guy's wife... Carde Verde, Please...

Connie, I miss the Caveman so...

Anonymous said...

I declare we build a sacrificial temple and supply it work brokers and agents. Connie can be the temple whore and anything is allowed, which matches her own ethics.

RE.Agent said...

It's a new paradigm, and everybody who doesn't buy, now, will be priced out forever. Anybody who does buy will be rewarded with a lifetime of riches, as their property will continue its 30% yearly price increase.

Renters, and anybody born in a future generation, will not be able to afford a $10,000,000 starter home in 15 years. They will live in tent cities, and Hondas.

This asset bubble is different than all of the others - it will never slow down, or pop. The gains are permanent.

Anonymous said...

If the SEC or Sheila Bair can go after bloggers for a pump and dump, why is this crazy bitch not in prison for life???

Anonymous said...

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I hear she has her own designer fragrance.....Stale cigarettes, Doritos and Vagisil!



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Anonymous said...

Chick looks like a Chia Pet or someone who just stuck her finger in a light socket.

Definitely a candidate for the Kagunga real estate award for imbecility.

Anonymous said...

I think we have all been fooled. This is not a realtor. It's a drag queen still stuck on the Elizabeth Berkley circa Showgirls motiff.

Anonymous said...

She and Baghdad Bob need to get together.

Anonymous said...

She needs to go back to school, get a degree then get a job. No more free money!

Anonymous said...

I wonder if these obvious ads for her "exceptional services" would stand up to a little truth in advertising, such as, who payed for the upgrades to the beverly Hills home? Were the clips on Fox News edited to remove any question of her skills and how on earth did she become the go to realtor, no stupid little trademark symbol needed as I editorialize, for the news shows? As they say, enquireing minds and all that.

giggity giggity groot said...

I'd still tap that.

W.C. Varones said...

&^%@!

I was waiting for the punchline when Dina & Chuck's house still wouldn't sell after the $10K they put into it.

Anonymous said...

Holy crap! What a high-strung woman.

Connie, baby, STOP HITTING THE METH PIPE!

Anonymous said...

WHAT A FREAK SHOW

ConnieSux said...

What's her name? Cunny Loves Root?

Anyway - the first video was hilarious if not troubling... the 2nd video wasn't *that* bad, I mean most of the changes she suggested were needed (if not obvious).

hey at least she didn't push "granite countertops" on the couple~!

SeattleMoose said...

Shameless Realwhore!!!

A fresh coat of paint should do it....nevermind that the house is going to fall $300K in value over the next several years.

Why does the MSM always quote the very people with the biggest conflict of interest?

Gotta love the way Schiff is continuously censored while the talking blond baboon with plastic surgery and fake breasts jabbers away!!!!

Idiocracy.....

eric in vegas said...

A fucking welcome mat? That's what she's charging 6% for? I'd also like to know if that house sold.

Anonymous said...

She should be required to forfeit 85% of her gross income for the past 5 years to a special ill-gotten gains trust fund for FBs...

Anonymous said...

Connie is full of it. But because of cheerleaders like her I have so many coworkers are willing to buy right now. I tell them, "wait, prices have not adjusted yet" and their response is "oh but my realtor told me that this a tremendous buying opportunity".

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised her last name is not hyphenated - she must be single

marco said...

Oh boy...

First thing I noticed is that we have here a Beverly Hills Realtor telling Peter Schiff he's not connected with "Main Street." You're in frickin' Beverly frickin' Hills for christ's sake! That's like one of the most elitest zip codes in the whole country. Outsource all those entertainment jobs to India and she'd find out real quick what "Main Street" is really all about. She is living in an entire different reality herself.

And these Faux News morons just sit there and nod-away at the cheerleading. Fair and Balanced.

Anonymous said...

I can't stand this woman shouting over Schiff. Retards used to know their place, you know.

Since FOX loves to discredit Schiff, why doesn't he get his own show on one of their competitors? Schiff needs a better agent.

Oh to be stupid like this woman. You'll be successful just because you're dumb like the rest of the people. You can always sell them mutual funds, or insurance, or houses, or some other scam. And yes, all of these things are scams. Meanwhile, a smart guy like Schiff has a hard time because he is too smart for most people and they don't understand him, so he must be wrong, right?

mickeyc said...

No one has pointed out that
$10,000.00 to repaint some trim, put up two closet doors and buy a welcome mat is stunningly expensive.
In case you're tempted to think Beverly Hills prices are high for labor, think again. There is a paint shop on Melrose that has a swarm of illegal alien painters outside and the Home Depot in Hollywood has literally hundreds of laborers that can't get work these days.
There are several other locations within a few miles of this house.
Regardless of who you hire, this is where the labor comes from.
Methinks Connie suggested a "great fix-it guy!!!" that she gets a cut from.

a.creampuff said...

Hey, look at me. I'm on television!

(Completely wrong, but - are you on television? Didn't think so!)

Anonymous said...

If Barbie were alive in the year 2008.

Anonymous said...

Con' usually looks hyper, but in some of those videos, she's oddly calm, no?

Anonymous said...

It's all the nay-sayer's fault.

Give me your money.

The Chutzpah!

Anonymous said...

The reno cost was driven up by the replacement picture window - something I'd have to think twice about as a DIY project.

So, people in Beverly Hills have gold trim and no closet doors.

Did the house sell? Because all they can make now is toast.

mreynolds said...

Lets go to Connie Degroot,

Notice it is on Fox News or Fox Business, I would not watch either because if you watch Fox you are being lied to.

Did anyone else notice Connie's little logo? It looks like the Euro symbol, coincidence?...

Devestment said...

Good ideas, now price it to market and dump it.

keyse soze said...

Connie looked gorgeous in the part where she had straight hair, and wearing a simple white shirt with a black jacket.

Did I just say that?

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't surprise me if some of her clients slapped her with a class action law suit... now that would be funny!

corvinus said...

She's a walking blonde joke.

Anonymous said...

Here's what I heard Connie really telling the couple in the bottom video. You're pigs and you're living like pigs. Quick, slap a coat of paint on this dump, and pick up the trash lying around so we can fool prospective buyers into thinking you're homeowners who took pride in your home.

Anonymous said...

Dina and her stupid green card provider are another project for the competent OC Renter. Can we have the dirt on those two, OC?

Anonymous said...

Am I wrong for still wanting to bang her no matter what? Those long legs are sooo hot.

Anonymous said...

Connie De Groot is hawt...

Too bad she's dumb as a box of rocks.

Anonymous said...

Well, at least the homeowners weren't excitedly dry humping themselves in front of Connie as she intimated she could probably sell the house.

Anonymous said...

Connie gives good forehead

Anonymous said...

Carrot top. He he. I had the same vision in my head after watching her.

Chist it's scary to think about.

Especially since Carrot Top is even more scary looking now than he(it) was before all that surgery.

But I do like her polished, bulging forehead and her roots remind me of an oregano plant when the branches on the bottom all dry out.

Anonymous said...

New paint, clean up, get rid of pictures. WOW! What a brilliant realtor mind. That's worth $75,000 commission.

WhyKnot said...

I'd hit it ... but only once.

Michael said...

Ass Clown - this is what first came to mind.

Anonymous said...

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I'd tap that only if it was in the parking lot of the free clinic, and the E.R. was ready with the penicillin !


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