Oh, I'm sorry, didn't mean to disturb you. I see you're on your way to Wal-Mart again to buy more cheap Chinese crap. Hey, that's a nice "USA - Love it or Leave It" bumper sticker you have there on your Toyota. Oh, I see you have a flag pin on your lapel too. Nice touch.
Well, if you see my manufacturing base, let me know. Because if I can't find it soon, I have no idea how I'm going to promise future generations the prosperity that their parents enjoyed. And I don't know what I'll do with all my free time and all these people if I don't make things anymore. I guess I can always go down to Wal-Mart. They're hiring, right?
WANT TO BE TRULY PATRIOTIC THIS JULY 4TH WEEKEND HP'ERS? ONLY BUY AMERICAN. BOYCOTT WAL-MART. SHOP LOCALLY. READ THE CONSTITUTION WITH YOUR FAMILY. AND SPREAD THE WORD THAT FALSE-PATRIOTS ARE NO LONGER FOOLING AMERICA.