Man, it's getting ugly out there now. People are trying to sell their life along with their house.
Meanwhile, I think we can now confirm that Vegas is indeed full of hookers, strippers, porn stars, shallow people, unemployed mortgage brokers and screwed homedebtors.
Las Vegas - the cesspool of America. On sale now!
Thanks Richard for the link. I'm going to take a shower now.
Las Vegas Life - House, Benz, and priceless extras
Perfect way to move to Las Vegas and get a head start in your new home. You are bidding on a complete package that includes:
My 2750 sq ft luxury home on the 15th fairway of the prestigious Las Vegas Country Club, right in the middle of everything that is Las Vegas. Granite and Travertine flooring, Granite Kitchen, Euro Cabinets, Stainless appliances, His and her shower and fireplace in Master Suite. House has been completely custom remodeled and has a new automated lap pool and spa, new A/C, Heat, Water softener, too much too mention.
If you like, you also have the opportunity to continue having ( as long as you are cool enough to keep her around) my very cool and gorgeous 22 year old aspiring model, rent paying, best I ever lived with, rock and roll connoisseur roommate(pictured)-This alone is worth the purchase price.
1996 Triple Black Mercedes Benz 500sl Sport Edition(117,000 miles),
2004 Toyota Tundra pickup(20,000 miles, loaded) (Appeared in 2006 Gumball Rally and the movie 3000 miles)
My cell phone number(702) SEL-SEXY, including many stored numbers (and some introductions), highlights include 3 porn stars, one a 2007 AVN award winner, numerous strippers, "VIP girls", bartenders, club hosts, DJ's, and an original member of Guns n Roses, who will even come over and have a drink or two to welcome you.
Sale will be treated as 700,000 for the real estate(less than the most recent appraisal) and the rest as a personal property and goodwill sale. Good luck and happy bidding