March 13, 2008

Hookers, realtors and Mortgage Brokers


Eliot Spitzer has shown us that hookers make up to $5,000 an hour.

Yup, that's the kind of easy money that's gonna attract a lot of ex-realtors and mortgage brokers.

Few Jobs Available for Unemployed Mortgage Brokers

It's not easy being a former mortgage broker.

With thousands of layoffs in the county, and more to come, it's safe to say that finding a job in the home lending industry is a thing of the past for now.

A year ago, brokers were clamoring over one another for business, leaving automated messages on voicemails and promising even those with the worst credit scores that they could have their own homes.

Today they seem to be in hiding.

And the alternatives for employment are just as limiting. With no growth forecasted for county jobs, even a career change could prove challenging.

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

That hooker is like a house she'll be half off next year

Ha!

Mr Fox said...

Client No. 9 would have been done much better jetting off to Eastern Europe. Prettier and more discreet girls available at bargain prices.

That said I hope they throw the book at him. Not for wanting fresh flesh. That would make any man happy. But for making a career crucifying men who did exactly what he did. Wasn't he seeing hookers for over 10 years, at the same time he was prosecuting men for doing the same thing? Public hypocrites should do double time in the slammer.

As an aside, does he have to register as a sex offender for life?

Anonymous said...

"Public hypocrites should do double time in the slammer.
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NAILED IT !!!!!

Anonymous said...

Most realtors won't be young and hot enough to make $5000 per hour. They will have to settle for $50 per hour.

Anonymous said...

She's cute.

But not destroy your family, lose the governorship, become a laughing stock, cute.

Plus he got to pay big bucks for the privilege.

Say what you will about Clinton, at least he nailed that fatty for free.

lovemesuzzy said...

she's hot! I wonder if Suzzane was a coworker of hers.

dpbjlvr said...

Register as a sex offender?
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No, he doesn't.
She's a 22 year old adult who
spreads her legs and opens her mouth willingly. She's probably getting ready for work tonight as her demand has gone up.

Anonymous said...

I'd bang her.

Anonymous said...

NO SHYTTT

I am not a mortgage broker, but work for a big lender and still do. Tried calling a few of the bigger recruiting firms to get my resume out there--just to see what was available--and guess what??

The lady told me they have had SO many mortgage people swamping them for jobs, that they cant even get to them all.
Companies are even beginning to black ball anyone coming from a lender, which SUCKS!!

There were bad people out there, but a lot more good ones, and great sales people and they too, are being lumped in with the bad.

Oh well--

Hooters, Here I come!!

Anonymous said...

How much do you think Connie de Groot would charge per hour? She's hot!

Ohio Loan Officer said...

NO SHYTTT
Is right, recruiters and even temp services are turning away former mortgage people.

It's a shame-- when I first got into the lending business 19 years ago a Loan Officer was a prestigous position and held in high regard. Then all the slimeballs flooded in during the Gold Rush and ruined the profession. Just out to make a quick buck; not looking to build a business.

Anonymous said...

"How much do you think Connie de Groot would charge per hour? She's hot!"

Giant-stretched-tight-as-a-drum-forehead fetish.

That's a new one congrats.

Anonymous said...

Honestly guys, but in other 1st world nations, like Australia, Canada, NZ, Germany, and Holland, where outcalls are legally above the counter, the most she'd command is $400-$500 per hr, not $5K. That $5K would be like an all-inclusive dinner with a perfect supermodel, Claudia Scieffer looking (but from ten years ago). There's no reason for a rich man to sow his oats in this country anymore, outside of the Nevada desert.

Anonymous said...

riot in boca
http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/content/south/epaper/2008/03/12/0312vouchers.html?cxtype=rss&cxsvc=7&cxcat=75

Buzz Saw said...

This is too funny. Spitzer paid $5k an hour for that skank? I wouldn't give her $5. I guess that means I have higher standards than the son of a billionaire. Breeheehee!

Anonymous said...

I'm a hiring mgr and I would not hire a mortgage lender or anyone from the housing industry. I'm sure a lot of people feel like I do.

My suggestion to them: take it off your resume and say you were unemployed for that period of time. That's a better story to tell than to admit you were part of the biggest financial disaster in world history.

Anonymous said...

Oh please Hypocrits just called out their own kind, they knew where to find #9 because they were 1 thru 8. If they prosecute good ol"#9 then Numbers 1 thru 8 will bring down the rest of the New York Government righteous conservatives. I bet there are few of "not me" Religious Rights on that list. Tee Hee! Just let Eliot go away under his rock. He just committed adutery and hypocrasy which is a misdemeanor compared to much lerger crimes like "Enron" or Taking us into war under false pretenses. There are some bigger fish going down if he goes down any farther.

Amtex said...

Average looking girl, a little flabby in the thighs. And that big Jersey snooze is all bad. I have no idea why anyone would pay for that, let alone thousands of dollars.

Anonymous said...

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13 minutes ago



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Anonymous said...

Companies are even beginning to black ball anyone coming from a lender, which SUCKS!!


I would not hire any management from places like New Century, American Home Mortgage, IndyCrack, CountryFried, or any of the other sleazy lenders. I once turned down a higher paying job because the company trying to hire me had a bad reputation as a sleazy lender. I didn't want to be associated with them when the Feds raid the office.

BTW - I work close to a major CountryFried office, and all I see are fat ghetto queens who can barely speak English. I don't know what they do there, but if those are the people they are hiring, they are doomed.

Poor Dad said...

Here's a lovely thread full of slimy salespeople whining about how the gravy train has ended:

http://implode-explode.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1283

Let's all pause a moment and think about all of those phone operators from the subprime boiler rooms who have had their Benzes and Hummers repo'd. How could they have known that they wouldn't make $150,000 a year tricking stupid people into option ARMs forever?

Casey Serin said...

How much do you think I could get as a gay male prostitute?

Anonymous said...

Say what you will about Clinton, at least he nailed that fatty for free.
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and got a hummer while in the oval office talking on the phone to another head of state. Gotta give it to bill, he is pretty slick.

Anonymous said...

But not destroy your family, lose the governorship, become a laughing stock, cute.
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I agree. she is cute, no doubt, but no THAT cute. she has a pretty big nose.

I think the cutest picture of her is a webcam shot where she is truly smiling (not a posed shot) at something funny.

she fills out a bikini top nicely.

Ed said...

$5K an hour for THAT?

There are 150 versions of her at any nightclub in any city on any given Friday night. All it would take is $50 in girlie drinks.

I realize Spitzer can't just roll up to a nightclub and so he has to pay a premium. But holy shit, if you're gonna shell out $5K an hour, at least have some higher standards.

Anonymous said...

"Honestly guys, but in other 1st world nations, like Australia, Canada, NZ, Germany, and Holland, where outcalls are legally above the counter, the most she'd command is $400-$500 per hr"

Having been to the aforementioned countries, I'd say more like $250/hr, perhaps $300 up in Canada (outside of the French sectors where she'd be considered average, at most), since they tend to follow US practices.

I'd say the biggest surprise, to anyone living abroad, is her NYC rate of $5K/hr. No one I know would believe it, esp in societies where this stuff is essentially legal. The former gov could have had chartered flights to Amsterdam and been living high (private catering included), if he's willing to depart with that much cash for a night on the town.

chesty love said...

Honestly she is not that pretty. She looks old for her age, plus she has that hard/been-around-the-block too many times look. Their agency was offering 2nd or 3rd tier porno wannabees rather than crème de la crème courtesans. Client No. 9 got ripped off. LOL

GT said...

yea that 5k an hour is shocking...and it has to be to foreigners too. i mean this guy is a government official right? do those feds make that much????

of course if she was real good she'd be getting gold necklaces instead.

Anonymous said...

:yea that 5k an hour is shocking...and it has to be to foreigners too. i mean this guy is a government official right? do those feds make that much??

You know that Nelson Rockefeller was once the governor of NY and he obviously took the job for the power kick since he was independently wealthy (i.e. born a billionaire).

And in the spirit of his more recent successor, he'd died of a heart attack while boinking his mistress...

http://www.reformation.org/megan-marshak.html

And he could have easily gotten better ladies but I guess MM was discreet which is pretty novel by today's standards.