February 06, 2008

Jingle mail, jingle mail, jingle all the way...

Posted by blogger at 2/06/2008

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

At least the postal service is getting a revenue boost from all this!!! Maybe we could use that to stimulate the economy LOL!!!

February 06, 2008 10:45 PM
Anonymous said...

Way to go posting that quote from Swann on the front page.

Couldn't have come back to bite a better person. And what really fries me is that he went out of his way to bring this all on himself...

February 06, 2008 11:04 PM
Anonymous said...

Hey Keith, you might be interested in this article:

http://tinyurl.com/3b2qmb

February 07, 2008 12:00 AM
Anonymous said...

YAY!
Cheap crack houses for sale!

Buy one get one free!

February 07, 2008 1:24 AM
AndrewHac said...

OK... Joe6Pack & JaneZinfandel, let's get this simple, no brainer fact into that fried-burger brain one more time.

Owning a house is not for every one in the planet Earth, particularly in the land of the Americano AKA the land of the Snapper Turtle. If a person, a married couple or a family of chumps are poor, ignorant, uneducated, illiterate, buck-teeth, obese, fat, plain ugly or just looking like a piece of human crap, then that entity or organism is not entitled to own a house, or allowing to think of owning a house, or even dreaming of owning a house. Got it ? A very simple truthful fact to internalize based on Charles Darwin's famous theory: "You don't own jack if you ain't got jack to prove that you've got the jack to jack with..."

Furthermore, if that particular Americano had voted for "Little Boy + Fat Man" AKA "Dubya Shrub + Penis Shooter" in the last 8 years, then homeboy and homegirl HillBillies and Homer Simpson all alike out there should not consider a house as a place to live in. His and/or her adobe is to be in the horse ban, the chicken shack, the ass stall, or more fittingly, the Snapper Turtle lodge.

So, Hicks and CrackerNutheads out there, the 64 millions dollars question is:
"Is the Americano roasted yet, and if not, how long before the Americano will be roasted slowly, nicely and juicely like a snapper turtle skewered on a Chinese bamboo stick from mouth to ass sizzling, fat popping on a bed of white hot charcoal ?"

Are we there yet ? Is Joe6Pack still alive, breathing and kicking ???

February 07, 2008 5:28 AM
Anonymous said...

A very simple truthful fact to internalize based on Charles Darwin's famous theory: "You don't own jack if you ain't got jack to prove that you've got the jack to jack with..."

So if I have a bumper sticker that says "I KNOW JACK SHIT" is it a good time to buy?

February 07, 2008 2:28 PM
Anonymous said...

Andrew Hac has become my favorite poster...chuckle every time I see 'Americano'.

February 07, 2008 4:09 PM
Anonymous said...

Keyser Soze said...

Andrew Hac has become my favorite poster...chuckle every time I see 'Americano'.

February 07, 2008 4:09 PM

Ditto, but we don't want him to morph into a kindler, gentler Andrew. He is perfect just the way he is. I love him.

February 07, 2008 7:27 PM

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