February 25, 2008

Hey buddy, can you spare a quarter?



Thanks doom

25 comments:

Frank@Scottsdale-Sucks.com said...

How about we get 16,000 people to donate quarters to a movement to get DA's prosecuting people like this jerk who probably lied on his stated-income application.

eric in vegas said...

Can't live with internet access eh?

Anonymous said...

I wonder if this will become the next scam.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, that will get him thought this month. He'll have to run this every month for the next 20 years.

Anonymous said...

Wait your tax rebate is coming

Paul E. Math said...

Does this idiot really think he's a worthwhile charity?

That child with leukemia can pay for his own medication, let Africans starve to death, kick the old and mentally disabled to the curb, but dear God won't someone have mercy on this poor poor innocent f&ck so he doesn't have to rent from a landlord instead of renting from the bank??

The ignorance is breathtaking.

Back in OC in 2012 said...

I can slap the guy 16,000 times - a quarter a pop. That will fund 80% of my IRA for 2008.

Big Cheese said...

How much does paypal change for a service fee? Everyone give him 1 cent and with 16,000 people doing this he'll be $8k in the red!

Bwahahahaha

I seem to remember Casey Serin pulling a scheme like this one.

-BC

Anonymous said...

I busted my ass and rented all through my 20's, so I could put 20% down and take out a 30-year fixed mortgage on my first house. Why the hell should I give one penny (melt value 2.3 pennies) to some asshole online panhandler who bought what they cannot afford on an ARM?

christiangustafson said...

So do they do this again next month?

Fat Joe SIx-PAck Advice to the destitute: said...

Let me give you more valuable advice than $ 0.25 can buy:

GO F*CK YOURSELF A*SHOLE!

You deserve to lose your house. You do not 'own' it anyway.

In the Gutter, B*tch.

Burp, Belch, Fart. Honey, pass the chips, when is NASCAR on?

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the "good ol days" of "Casey begathons"

SOS52 should offer something in return for all those begged quarters. Maybe do some circus tricks. Get the wife to swallow fire or be a spinning knife target?

otoh, I kinda miss snoflake. He'd be great entertainment on the deck of the Titanic.

Anybody know what happened to him?

avergae joe said...

I will send them a pile of shit wrapped in a napkin.Call someone who cares w/ that quarter.

Anonymous said...

The loser should be making over $100K a month to be living in that house. So why is he begging for money? Because he is a failed burger flipper who turned into a failed house flipper

Anonymous said...

If it will become the next scam? Looks like its already in full swing to me...

nfn.nln said...

Hahahah no one bothered to point out the obvious. This guy doesn't understand money or fees at all and this is a prime example. Go to PayPalCalculator yourself (ppcalc.com). If you send $.25 via paypal, they will charge $.25 in fees. In other words 100% of the money will go to Paypal. It's no wonder 'tards like this are in trouble.

NFN_NLN

nfn.nln said...

Actually there's a Paypal fixed fee of $0.55 plus 2.9% fee on top of that. When will they ever read the fine print.. Wonk Wonk :)

Anonymous said...

why not just squat in the house? it's gonna take a long time before they get PHYSICALLY KICKED OUT ....AFTER THAT RENT! DUMBASS

DaveO said...

At least this guy has a house to begin with. How about getting 2 million people to each send ME a quarter so I can BUY a overpriced home?

What about all the homeless people (truly homeless, not career beggars)? Shouldn't we get 16,000 people together to give one of them money first?

Amazes me that with all the starving people in the world, our greatest cause now is to keep people from having to relinquish their (by "their" I mean "borrowed from the bank") house that they really never could afford to begin with.

Mitesh Damania said...

This is a type of person I call a guy with a never ending hole. He'll dig himself into a hole so deep he's fubar. There will be like 10 mistakes, cascaded on top of each other, he'll make to get into the hole.

It will go something like this: He'll find a hot chick to marry and f@#k. He'll have 4 kids. When they both get sick of each other, they'll divorce due to the following: She finds out he's not a sugardaddy anymore and he's cheating. He gets sick of her expensive habits and nagging and she's not that anymore). They'll both be driving expensive cars and have expensive living lifestyles (cruises, flights, expensive rstaurants). Savings is something they're heard of in the twilight zone.

Of course he's a smoker and drinker and loves bars. She dresses like a whore. Let's not forget the tattoos.

Oh and of course these two are smarter than everyone else.

Of course it's everyone elses fault.

Anonymous said...

Nice Toni Sopranoesk scam.

Anonymous said...

Wait, Obama or McCain will make everything f*cking tip-top for you.

Anonymous said...

They should at least have the decency to stand on a freeway off ramp and beg for my change the old fashion way. I need a cardboard sign with a witty saying that will brighten my day.

Burn Baby Burn

Andrew Hac said...

OK... Joe6Pack & JaneZinfandel, let's get this simple, no brainer fact into that fried-burger brain one more time.

Owning a house is not for every one in the planet Earth, particularly in the land of the Americano AKA the land of the Snapper Turtle. If a person, a married couple or a family of chumps are poor, ignorant, uneducated, illiterate, buck-teeth, obese, fat, plain ugly or just looking like a piece of human crap, then that entity or organism is not entitled to own a house, or allowing to think of owning a house, or even dreaming of owning a house. Got it ? A very simple truthful fact to internalize based on Charles Darwin's famous theory: "You don't own jack if you ain't got jack to prove that you've got the jack to jack with..."

Furthermore, if that particular Americano had voted for "Little Boy + Fat Man" AKA "Dubya Shrub + Penis Shooter" in the last 8 years, then homeboy and homegirl HillBillies and Homer Simpson all alike out there should not consider a house as a place to live in. His and/or her adobe is to be in the horse ban, the chicken shack, the ass stall, or more fittingly, the Snapper Turtle lodge.

So, Hicks and CrackerNutheads out there, the 64 millions dollars question is:
"Is the Americano roasted yet, and if not, how long before the Americano will be roasted slowly, nicely and juicely like a snapper turtle skewered on a Chinese bamboo stick from mouth to ass sizzling, fat popping on a bed of white hot charcoal ?"

Are we there yet ? Is Joe6Pack still alive, breathing and kicking ???

Anonymous said...

I give every month to www.fairtax.org to support change, that is a better investment for ALL of our future instead of a quarter to one of millions in trouble. Check it out and join the list and become a donor.