October 10, 2007

HousingPANIC fill in the blank. "Realtors are ___________"

42 comments:

Anonymous said...

Blowfly's parents.

Anonymous said...

realtors are SOTE'S (scum of the earth)

Anonymous said...

SATAN'S SPAWN

Anonymous said...

Kindesser

burn baby burn said...

The mouths that consume much and Produce little.

Anonymous said...

invaluable if you choose the right one

FORECLOSUREBOY said...

good eatin!

Anonymous said...

damned to hell!

Anonymous said...

DROPPING LIKE FLIES

Edgar said...

Parasites.

Clotpoll said...

Once again, I'm a Realtor, I'm writing clean posts, and the moderator here just keeps deleting me.

What are you afraid of? Why am I being moderated?

I dare you to post this.

Coward.

Anonymous said...

Whores. No I take that back. That would be an insult to whores everywhere.

Anonymous said...

bottom feeders

Anonymous said...

going by way of the dodo

Anonymous said...

going to need a few weeks to memorize - do you want to Supersize that

Anonymous said...

just like republicans in fraud training.

Tyrone said...

the "lawyers" of the 21st Century.

Anonymous said...

the vestigal tails on the a$$ of humanity

willyboy said...

to be avoided.

Anonymous said...

SCUM

GARBAGE

WHORES

DOPES

MALIGNANT CANCER

A POS (This is not a blood type)

PARASITES

WORTHLESS

Need I say more?

Anonymous said...

Useful as travel agents today.

Anonymous said...

...glorified salespeople.

Anonymous said...

Sad, foolish people reduced to fraud to make a living...and now that's not even working.

Matt C said...

poop heads

kitchenstove said...

Re@ltors are DOPES.

Anonymous said...

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Realtors are Realtors thats as bad an insult as I can think of!

Cover your childrens eyes!



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Frank@Scottsdale-Sucks.com said...

Lazy - looking for the quick buck - looking to be overpaid and underworked.

Anonymous said...

Broke

Anonymous said...

Dinosaurs

Anonymous said...

Usually look pretty good as strippers

Anonymous said...

Here's the best answer:

charlatans

Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1) -
char·la·tan /ˈʃɑrlətn/

a person who pretends to more knowledge or skill than he or she possesses; quack.

raynla said...

Realtors are______________.

...Wishing the Internet didn't exist.

...making sure not to leave the "leased" Lexus parked in the driveway at night.

...Hoping that no one steals the plumbing and granite from the Spec homes in Pheonix and Vegas

...Placing adds on Craigs List in the erotic section.

...Gaining weight from the 1500+ grams of sodium in each serving of Ramen.

...Looking for a 30k millionare to pay the tab at the clubs in Scottsdale.

...Telling thier kids that they are moving to an apartment because the house has a mold problem.

...Having Coke withdrawls


...on Google Earth looking for David Lereah's house.

...on this Blog commenting as Anons!

(LOL)

RayNLA

Anonymous said...

Realtors are a despicable plague of parasites infecting society.

Like all infectious diseases, they should be eradicated.

Anonymous said...

worse than the rash I have.

The Witches of today.

I SAY WE BURN THEM ALL AT THE STAKE!

Mammoth said...

Parasites everywhere are offended at the comparisons on this thread.

Anonymous said...

panhandling working drones

Anonymous said...

Sub Human Pieces of Sh-t

cobra2411 said...

Realtors are ___________

Clogging up the unemployment lines?

Anonymous said...

LAZY,

GREEDY,

CONNIVING,

BLAME SHIFTERS,

WITH THEIR NAMES PLASTERED ALL OVER THEIR LEASED HUMMERS,

THAT ARE NOW PARKED IN MY COMPLEX.

BUT NOT FOR LONG,

ITS HARD TO HIDE A HUMMER FROM THE REPO MAN!

Anonymous said...

REALTORS ARE scared shitless now that FSBO's are selling their own houses faster than realtors were.

REALTORS ARE looking for new jobs.

REALTORS ARE now Janitors.

REALTORS ARE wondering why Greg Swann lies to them all.

REALTORS ARE avoiding the repo man.

REALTORS ARE shortselling their cars and houses and renting.

REALTORS ARE wondering what hit them.

6% REALTOR said...

raynla said...
Realtors are______________.

...Wishing the Internet didn't exist.

...making sure not to leave the "leased" Lexus parked in the driveway at night.

...Hoping that no one steals the plumbing and granite from the Spec homes in Pheonix and Vegas

...Placing adds on Craigs List in the erotic section.

...Gaining weight from the 1500+ grams of sodium in each serving of Ramen.

...Looking for a 30k millionare to pay the tab at the clubs in Scottsdale.

...Telling thier kids that they are moving to an apartment because the house has a mold problem.

...Having Coke withdrawls


...on Google Earth looking for David Lereah's house.

...on this Blog commenting as Anons!

(LOL)

RayNLA

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Sorry, I don't look good as a stripper...

...I love the internet. I find 6-8 new clients a year via the internet and can do an awesome job marketing my clients properties on the internet - where over 80% of the buyers in our area begin there home search (approx)...

... Drive a fully paid for BMW. Wife drives a fully paid for Toyota. Park mine in the driveway of our nearly paid for house. She gets the garage...

...I work primarily in a good suburb of Sacramento. The market has slowed, I've only closed one transaction and have one pended so far this month. I'm doing better than most, but I tell my clients like it is and mark to market. Amazingly, the homes sell when they look good, are priced right and marketed well. Imagine that!...

... I place ads in Craigslist for Clients, again I look lousy as a stripper...

... trying to avoid the sodium, although as a Realtor I do have the occasional urges for Ramen (must be in my genitic make-up as a Realtor), especially with my kids begging for it all the time. Actually my problem is finding the time to eat in my busy schedule. I end up grabbing a Jamba Juice alot, and grabbing sushi when I can for a quick lunch. I'm home for a home cooked diner with the family 6 nights a week...

... Don't get the $30K millionare line...

... Had a friend that went through that. No joke for their famly...

... Having Diet Coke withdrawls. Switched to Propel...

... Yeah, the NAR sucks. Their forecasts are a Joke. I hate paying them dues, and don't buy into the party line. Tell it like it is and treat people like they have some intelligence. Sheesh...

... Don't comment as an anon. Comment as 6% Realtor!

Anonymous said...

Worth their weight in gold if they have a lot of experience! Too many never ask ta Realtor for credentials? What is the used of hiring your hairdresser because she just got her license? That's like letting your taxi driver pick where you should place your retirement funds!