Go ahead HP'ers, the substitute teacher is in the room, let 'er rip
Make fun of 'em, belittle 'em, jeer them, mock them, get it all out of your system
Is there any profession in America more discredited and vilified today than "realtor"?
"I have to have a raise in my commission," the realtor said to his manager. "There are three other companies after me.""Is that so?" asked the manager. "What other companies are after you?"
"The electric company, the telephone company, and the gas company."
First realtor : Did you pass your ethics exam?
Second realtor: I passed my ethics exam. Of course I've cheated.