July 21, 2007

FLASH: Dick Cheney to become President of the United States of America today. Head to the bunker!

WASHINGTON (AP) - President Bush will have a colonoscopy Saturday and temporarily hand presidential powers to Vice President Dick Cheney, the White House said.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Um, Dick Cheney is the de facto president, dubya is just his lapdog. The signing over of presidential powers is just eyewash.

Anonymous said...

Q: How many countries can we invade in the time it takes to film W's Colon?

Anonymous said...

finally, someone with balls who'll stand up to you libs and let you have it with both barrells.too bad it's only for a day. But I love the way this drives you libs nuts!

Anonymous said...

How long before Cheney bolts America for Dubai? Afterall, that's where Halliburton has moved to.

Veronica Lodge said...

RE: Dick Cheney becomes "temporary" President of the United States...

We must rely on the sanity and honesty of the President.

Dick Cheney has already confirmed that there are four branches of the U.S. Government: Legislative, Executive, Judicial and Vice Presidential. Unlike the other three branches, the Vice Presidential branch is not accountable to any of the others.

A great opportunity has presented itself. If he wanted to, Dick Cheney could declare marshall law, silence the news media and arrest everyone in opposition to him.

However, the President can be held accountable for his treasonous acts, while the Vice President is not accountable to anybody.

With this in mind, it appears that Cheney will not create his police state while he is wearing the Presidential crown.

We will continue to live on borrowed money and borrowed time.

V.L.

unomyname said...

I certainly hope nothing dangerous is found up the presidential flue. I'd sure feel bad (well sorta bad) if they found an advanced carcinoma. I'd feel worse if they found WMD's. Will Karl be in attendance?

SeattleMoose said...

Agree with previous post....power behind the throne now sitting in it while puppet has a tube rammed up its speech hole..

9/11 the sequel?

Anonymous said...

DUCK!

Anonymous said...

Don't read too much into this. It's a logistical problem In order to put the scope up the President's butt, Cheney had to come out.

Anonymous said...

That lucky doctor he is the only one who gets to shove something up Bush's A$$. The way he has been shoving it up America's

Sequoia512

Anonymous said...

Cheney has been the president for 6 years Bush is just his punk

burn baby burn said...

I agree with the comments above this changes nothing Dick is always runing the show. I hope he gets no lube!

buyerwillepb said...

Remember:

Guns don't shoot people.

Vice Presidents shoot people.

:)

Roccman said...

Actually just got back from the bunker...put another years supply of food in it...I think I am close to 10 years worth.

How are your gardens coming my peeps...??? Time is short...I know Mammouth is in good shape.

Sucks being hungry, but really that is the only way 5 Billion of us are gonna get gone...

Maybe Dick pulls the trigger on Iran today to get this die off going.

Cheers

Anonymous said...

Remember Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than Cheney's shotgun!!!!!!! :)

Anonymous said...

Hey Ted why the 10hr. wait til you contacted the authorities????

yuccatree3 said...

So how DID Dubya's colonoscopy go today? Did they find any WMDs? I mean, they weren't in Iraq, so they must be somewhere, right?

Anonymous said...

If only he could be prez full time...that would rock. Seriously. I love Cheney. He is hated by socialists like Keith even more than Bush and anyone who is hated by socialists gets the thumbs up from me.

Sick of Bush said...

Hey - Dick Cheney and W have been giving the citizens a Colonoscopy since they began office, so I guess now it is just a matter of giving him a taste of his own medicine.