February 25, 2007

HP dedicates this to Angelo Mozilo at Countrywide. A Hard Rain is Gonna Fall.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Q: What did mortgage lenders get on thier applications?


A: Drool.

Anonymous said...

RE agents things to do during the bubble:

Item #111

Whistle the first seven notes of ''It''s a Small World'' incessantly.

Anonymous said...

Different Ways To Say ''You're Stupid''

A few clowns short of a circus.

A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

I flip houses

Anonymous said...

A petty thief, a teacher and a RE agent die and go to heaven.

When they get there they are stopped by St. Peter, who then says, "Sorry, heaven's crowding up, so you need to answer a question correctly, or else you can't get in."

He looks at the teacher, and asks her: "What was the name of the famous ocean-liner that sank after hitting an iceberg?" "Oh, that's easy," the teacher replied, "the Titanic." So St. Peter let her into heaven.

Next he turned to the petty thief. "How many people died on that ship?" St. Peter asked. "Oooh, that's tough, but I saw the movie, and it was 1500." St. Peter stepped away and the thief walked into heaven.

Finally, St. Peter turned to the RE agent. He simply said to him: "Name them."

Anonymous said...

"The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of soft living, and the get-rich-quick theory of life."

-Theodore Roosevelt

Anonymous said...

What are u going to dedicate to the dollar? Bad economic data is going to take it outback of the woodshed for a beatdown.

Bluzer said...

Dylan - the most under-rated American in the history of the Union.

"How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?"

Anonymous said...

Mozilo knows how bad his books are but he's not telling the market so he can sell more shares and that's why he'll go to jail

Concerned said...

And what did you my blue eyed son ?
What did you see my darling young one ?

I saw thousands of condos,
but nobody buyin'.

I saw many appraisers,
and many were lyin'.

I saw real estate agents,
down on their knees.

Sayin' 'buy this condo sir',
I'm beggin you please.

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WORKER said...

How bad can this affect legitimate
borrowers with loans sold to
Countrylied?

brokersleaveyoubroke said...

WORKER said...
How bad can this affect legitimate
borrowers with loans sold to
Countrylied?

If Countrylied (love your spelling) goes belly up then their loans will be sold to other banks. The only affect the borrower will see is they'll make the payment check out to someone else.

Anonymous said...

Dylan is like an illegal immigrant, he needs to learn to speak english!