That's not the point.
What is the point?
What?
I loved that house.
Plus the schools.
The kids are three and one
They're gonna grow up
What?
Suzanne researched this!
This listing is special John, you guys can do this!
OK
Are you kidding?
This is awesome!
Did you see the size of that garage?
Yes!
Oh, that's great! Now let me get to work!
November 27, 2006
Oh dear god I can't stop watching this car crash! Suzanne researched this!
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*sound of whip cracking*
Like a fine wine it gets even better with age
B*tch!
Gawd..!#!*!!
That ad...please stop.. STOP PLEASE!
I just had a big supper and I'm about to lose it!
Oh there's no place like home for the holidays!!! Just state your income and it's all yours.
Every tv ad run by the Realtwhores® is cheesier than the one before. If anyone who saw one would stop to think for even one d*%n minute they would realize that is some stupid $#^t. Stupid, stupid $#^t. Listen to you Realtwhore®, they are smart. Friggin' !@#$%^&*()!!!!!
Suzanne said they'll even throw in a pizza for free !!
This clip is a timeless classic. "WTF" will be running through her clients minds right about now based on that commerical. A real testament to stupidity.
Suzanne researched this, and her conclusion is "We're fooked!!!"
Suzanne is researching a new career: foreclosure counselor.
If you're in up to your hairplugs, it's always a great time to sell! Suzanne will charge you $1000 to tell you to sell, and her partner realtor will take another 6% (from which Suzanne will get an additional 1% referral). What could be a better deal than that?!
I haven't seen such cheesy garbage in a long time -- and I go dumpster diving every week at my local Velveeta plant!
Just like Adam and Eve.
"The Serpent research this!"
"This apple is special, Adam, you guys can eat this."
"OK"
"Are you kidding? This is awesome!"
"Did you see how red it was?"
"Oh, that's great! Now let me go falsify our application and bury us in debt!"
lol, paul e.math - I think that's about the most insightful perspective anyone's offered on this ad.
Maybe TV stations could run this as a public-service announcement.
WOO WOO !!!
Suzanne is probably not returning any calls, the ARM has just reset, and that couple is in the middle of a custody battle right about now.
That was an ad for a divorce lawyer, right?
In the history of this country, there has never been a better time for a man to be unmarried.
Conversely, there has never been a worse time to have to put up with a nagging c**t like the wife in that ad.
I ain't never getting married.
It's good to be the King (of me).
While watching that I had the feeling that fat boy was once in good shape, but took to eating compulsively to deal with the stress of being married to a wench like that.
More Doritos? yes please.
Gallon of pickles from Walmart? yes please.
Ben and Jerry's? OH YES PLEASE!
I wonder if Suzanne is working as a perfume counter spritzer at Macy's for the holidays....
Is this before or after he begged his parents to HELP him buy a house ?
I hope fat boy got some play that night, because that'll be his only benefit to buying into the peak of a bubble.
But never fear, with the ARM reset and coming recession, he is likely to get screwed in a big way every single day.
Nice back story about "fat boy" guys.
But.......you do know this is just a commercial right?
You guys have heard me say castrated white male before. Well, this guy is the poster boy. Getting bullied and beat down by two irrational females, he is the visual incarnate of tabasco or rhoid.
Cornholio Mangus said...
In the history of this country, there has never been a better time for a man to be unmarried.
Conversely, there has never been a worse time to have to put up with a nagging c**t like the wife in that ad.
I ain't never getting married.
It's good to be the King (of me).
Amen to that. I put up with that kind of crap on a near daily basis for over two decades and it really got bad toward the last five years. Being married to that kind of woman as depicted was the most unsatisfying and draining experience of my life - head and shoulders above every other bad experience I've ever had. Not quite as bad but, when it finally ended and all the ties were cut, I felt like a prison sentence had been completed! HA!
Smug Bastard
I am completely fed up with the typical American woman!
When I see all these disgustingly obese, shallow, superficial, self-centered, materialistic, tattooed women out & about, with a cell phone glued to one ear, it makes me want to get down on my hands and knees to thank God that I am not married.
Cornholio - you are right. A single man can save and do what he wants. I am reloading hundreds of rounds of ammo lately and getting very proficient at shooting.
Those poor b@stards who have been nagged into the house trap, including the BABY - well they are hosed. The laws are against the man in a relationship. That woman and HER baby will be protected by the courts and the man will be in jail if he doesn't pay her.
Not me.
It's sick how the modern, liberal world has virtually castrated the males, and twisted/distorted females into a role they don't belong in.
Because of TV and pop culture, men are told to be undisciplined, unprincipled, lazy, superficial, dolts. Women are supposed to be smart, prudent, planning ahead, motivated, ambitious, etc.
No wonder people conclude they should be in charge! Heck, whoever lives primarily by their REASON (mind) rather than their passions/emotions belongs in charge.
That's why men are supposed to be in charge -- but nowadays men exhibit few of the virtues listed above (living by reason, prudent, etc.)
Anonymous said...
It's sick how the modern, liberal world has virtually castrated the males, and twisted/distorted females into a role they don't belong in.
Because of TV and pop culture, men are told to be undisciplined, unprincipled, lazy, superficial, dolts. Women are supposed to be smart, prudent, planning ahead, motivated, ambitious, etc.
That is the hypocrisy of it all – in most cases the virtues you’ve written about attributed to women are in word only but, when the rubber meets the road and they are supposed to follow through, they find some lame excuse as to why they can’t follow reason or logic. How do you think Oprah and Geraldo got so big? – hell, Geraldo even says it in his commercials “emotions are a big part of who I am and I am not ashamed of that” to loosely quote him. Who do you suppose that message is directed toward? And Oprah, don’t even get started on that “vagina power” show. It’s all just one big load of crap that suckers in a gender that can’t really function within the limits of logic and reason when the chips are down. They blow smoke up each others assess about how prudent, smart, forward thinking, ambitious, etc., etc. they are but in the end, it just turns into one big “Hallmark Hall of Fame Special” with “emotions running high”. What total and utter bullshit. I’ve said it here before, what this country needs is a few more Mr. Spock types (IMHO).
Smug Bastard
If you listen closely at the end of the tape, you can hear the woman doing the "monkey snatches peach" ninja move on the dude. She will have a nice little ornament to put on the mantle in the new "home" and if fat boy is good, she might let him have them back on the weekends (after his chores are done).
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA!
Classic. Such an ironic parody of the impulsive homebuyer, and anyone with a brain will see past that. Personally, I'd fire the agency that pitched that cynical piece.
"...this is not my beautiful wife"
--Byrne
Yep, there's a few b*tches out there, but guess what--there's a lot of guys who don't know better. I've concluded that until guys get their act together, women are going to use them that way.
If I had to marry an American woman, I never would have gotten married.
If I wanted to get married to an American woman, I'd move the bitch to Saudi Arabia where I could keep her imprisoned in the house as a pet. And if she did not obey me, I'd have her flogged by the morals police!
Here kitty, kitty, kitty!
I come here just for the nihilism.
Soooo satisfying....
Quoth BTO:
"American woman, stay away from me..."
Anon 3:10:06....LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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