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Lereah
Lereah who?
Li-ar who told you to buy this overpriced shack - ha ha ha ha!
November 02, 2006
It's flying monkey housing crash poetry and joke hour
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Bubble Rap
Our Housing market’s a disaster.
House prices are falling faster and faster,
Yo yo yo yo mortgage is really your master,
the fall keeps fallin
The economy keeps crashin
The dollar, yen, euro keep mishmashin,
Crashin, boomin, bashin,
Lereah is the jester,
Realtwhores are even lesser
Beings than that,
China and Us are gonna spat,
Oil is good; gold is better than that,
better get out,
Better get out,
But where to move your pile so it gets phat?
Where to move your pile so it gets phat?
Hey Keith,
I wrote this and you still have it!
Geez, How many handles have I had?
NEW IMPROVED SPEEDY APPRAISAL FORM
Customer Name:________________________________________
Subject Property Address:_____________________________
_______________________________
Description of Subject Property and Neighborhood:
Subject property is located in _______________________, a popular, well-maintained area that has enjoyed dramatic appreciation over the past year. Most buyers appeared to be unconcerned with size or overall utility of these homes, and seemed to be paying between $____________ and $____________, regardless of difference in appearance, condition, age, etc.
Market Value Assessment:
For the above reasons, we estimate the Market Value of the subject property
on this date to be:
$____________
(Loan agents to fill in blanks with assistance of any real estate salesperson.)
I certify that I have not inspected, driven by, or even thought about the property that is the subject of this appraisal. I also promise that I will not interfere in any way with the expedient funding of this obviously worthy property.
___________________________________ ________________
Signature of advocating appraiser Date
Glad to see you have cleaned up you act borka.
Big sleepy words monk. Very Shakespearean. (:
Glad to see you have cleaned up you act borka.
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Ya the medication is finally working :)
Sing a song of Realtwhores a pocket full of rye,
Four and twenty flip houses baked into a pie.
When the pie was opened the profits began to sing,
Oh wasn't that a dainty dish set before the bling?
The banker was in his counting house counting out his money,
The appraiser was in the parlour eating bread and honey
The Realtor® was in the garden hanging out the clothes,
When down came a blackbird and pecked off her nose!
Anon (Wednesday, November 01, 2006 7:12:44 PM on the “credit card” thread below) wrote:
“We should thank the American Indians for getting rid of the megafauna of the North and South American continents, by the way.”
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Umm, excuse me, but isn’t referring to the prehistoric inhabitants of these continents as “American Indians” sort of like to referring to the French as Neanderthals?
Not poetry but still kinda funny...
Ode To Keith Olbermann
October 9th, 2006
Olbermann goes
Where others don’t dare.
It’s amazing that Keith
Remains on the air.
Bush’s Burst Bubble
September 26th, 2006
Our housing bubble’s fin’lly burst,
Our pockets picked by George The Worst.
One heckofa job, “Decider” Bush,
A Prez whose brain is in his tush.
http://www.madkane.com/madness/
you just can't lose with real estate and loose credit combinations! everybody go out and get an a.r.m.!
everybody get in line, everybody turn and cough!
alan greenspan
"I wrote this and you still have it! Geez, How many handles have I had?"
I think I like the monkey over infidle woman (hey that's kinda kinky ;)
Leave it alone boys - just having fun with a friend.
Thanks Richard,
FMW is here to stay. I had to find my identity because I was a blog virgin until HP.
Is Richard your real name?
hehehehe
Richard, report for active duty. Your DD214 has been cancelled.
"I was a blog virgin until HP"
This is getting better and better all the time ;)
Slow down boyz - just having fun.
Yes Richard - Dick for most on this blog - I guess most on this blog like dick...hmmmm....go figure.
Borkafatty,
You have no balls or brains.Keith should kic you off this blog. What a sorry excuse for a human you are.
Borkafatty,
You have no balls or brains.Keith should kic you off this blog. What a sorry excuse for a human you are.
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Actually I beg to differ, that is one thing your wife say's I have going for myself..I'm all balls.
Now get going if your 10 minutes late your job at walmart is on the line.
How many Realtors (TM) does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's a screwers market, it's always a great time for you to screw in my lightbulb!
How many realtors does it take to..
nah, this is too easy!
Joke,
How many times can borkafatty list on this site?
Answers............?
"How many times can borkafatty list on this site?"
How many times can Anons posts...hmmm let's see.
Bork = 3 times
ANONs = 8 times
that be ANONs post 63% more than Bork
Dumb ass question.
borkafatty is a dirty janitor.
Ironic.
There once was a man from Nantucket who when his ARM readjusted said F!@$ it, when his house burned down he told the cops with a frown, I shouldn't have left gas in that bucket
Good one!
I think richard has something for bork!
Yeah, a little something!
Hey richard you D.S.,
considering anons may be different people, borka is still one, your ratio is flawed, just like yo mama
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