November 03, 2006

Had to post it's just too delicious: America's leading Evangelical, Ted Haggard, caught with male prostitute

Seriously, what is it with right wing nutjobs? They go out and seek to discriminate against gays, and then, lo and behold, they're gay themselves? Just bizarre.

Next we'll find out Rush Limbaugh is a druggie, or that GOP head Ken Mehlman is gay. Oh, wait, Ken Mehlman is gay. And Rush is a druggie.

Enjoy this little treat today HP'ers. Nothing to do with the bubble, but everything to do with the state of American society and its leaders I believe. Man, the GOP and right wing is just doomed on Tuesday... At least Clinton liked girls...

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. - The president of the National Association of Evangelicals, an outspoken opponent of gay marriage, has given up his post while a church panel investigates allegations he paid a man for sex.

The Rev. Ted Haggard resigned as president of the 30 million-member association Thursday after being accused of paying the man for monthly trysts over the past three years.
Haggard, a married father of five, denied the allegations, but also stepped aside as head of his 14,000-member New Life Church pending an investigation.

After he denied the allegations initially, he now had to own up to "some indiscretions" as the male hooker has tapes..

Sudden about-face in the scandal facing New Life Church's pastor.

After Pastor Ted Haggard went public Wednesday night denying allegations of a homosexual affair, senior church officials told KKTV 11News Thursday evening, Pastor Ted Haggard has admitted to some of the claims made by a former male escort.

The church's Acting Senior Pastor, Ross Parsley, tells KKTV 11 News that Pastor Haggard has admitted to some of the indiscretions claimed by Mike Jones, but not all of them.

Thursday morning, Jones went on a Denver radio talk show and said Pastor Haggard paid him for sex over the past 3 years. Jones also claims Haggard used drugs with him.

44 comments:

blogger said...

Jones provided two voice messages to the local news channel, 9News, claiming they include the voice of Haggard calling him. A voice expert told 9NEWS that the messages left for the male escort matched the voice of Pastor Haggard. Jones claims Art is really Haggard and is referring to methamphetamines in the messages.

August 4, 2006 2:18 pm
"Hi Mike, this is Art. Hey, I was just calling to see if we could get any more. Either $100 or $200 supply. And I could pick it up really anytime I could get it tomorrow or we could wait till next week sometime and so I also wanted to get your address. I could send you some money for inventory but that’s probably not working, so if you have it then go ahead and get what you can and I may buzz up there later today, but I doubt your schedule would allow that unless you have some in the house. Okay, I’ll check in with you later. Thanks a lot, bye."

August 4, 2006 5:10 pm
"Hi Mike this is Art, I am here in Denver and sorry that I missed you. But as I said, if you want to go ahead and get the stuff, then that would be great. And I'll get it sometime next week or the week after or whenever. I will call, though, you early next week to uh, see what's most convenient for you. Okay? Thanks a lot. Bye."

Anonymous said...

I hate Ken Mehlman. I hate the way his lips move when he talks. What a shill!

Anonymous said...

Melmann's lips are his give-away, dude is gay

Anonymous said...

LOVE IT!

High on methamphetamines, and sodomizing away!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

COME ON TUESDAY!

Anonymous said...

The republican party seems to be the closet queen party.

Anonymous said...

Am I dreaming? Christmas came early this year for sure!

Anonymous said...

Martin Luther is famously quoted as saying: "Be a sinner and sin mightily." It's comforting to know so many Christians are taking him literally.

Anonymous said...

Many Americans, reflected in their political Republican choices, are just uptight about sex, whether hetero or homo.
Just another hypocritical paradox of a good part of American society, which produces and voraciously consumes vast amounts of pornography, mostly in secret.
Top that off with the Republican religous American Taliban wackos preaching against one thing and doing it in private, it only exposes
the hypocrisy in the Republican party.
Conservative family values, eh?

Anonymous said...

I'm confused by some of these posts.

Suddenly gays are persona non grata because they're Republicans?

I enjoy the blog's commentary. But it sometimes overreaches.

Anonymous said...

Anon said:"I'm confused by some of these posts.

Suddenly gays are persona non grata because they're Republicans?

I enjoy the blog's commentary. But it sometimes overreaches."

I'm confused by your post. Nobody claimed that gays are persona non grata because they're Republicans but posters are pointing out the extreme hypocrisy in the Republican party.
A party that officially bashes and engages in gay-baiting has some leaders that engage in gay practices!

Anonymous said...

Man, the GOP and right wing is just doomed on Tuesday... At least Clinton liked girls...

What does this mean? Keith, are you repressing again?

Anonymous said...

Why do Republicans love boys and men but hate African-Americans?

Anonymous said...

Truthsqad, don't forget about drugs too. We're equally as repressed about drugs as we are about sex. We're the worlds largest drug importer that funds a decent amount of local violence. If we just legalized drugs and taxed them most of our problems would go away.

Anyhow, you know what they say: "The best gay bashers are homos themselves!!"

Anonymous said...

Okay I'm confused. Where does it say that this man is a Republican?

Anonymous said...

And what does this have to do with housing?

Anonymous said...

Next we'll find out Matt Drudge is gay.

Oh, wait, Matt Drudge is gay.

blogger said...

"Suddenly gays are persona non grata because they're Republicans?"

- I don't understand people who in their private lives are one way, and in their public lives the exact polar opposite

Mark Foley - protector of children publicly - and deviant after children privately.

Ted Haggard - gay-bashing anti-drug preacher publicly, gay drug user privately

Bizarre

Anonymous said...

LYNCH HIM!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

::I don't understand people who in their private lives are one way, and in their public lives the exact polar opposite

Well, think about it, how many wannabe totalitarian dictator's get up and tell everyone, "I'm the Cult of Personality!" If they did, would they be lauded for their honesty? I think not.

Anonymous said...

"Anon said: Okay I'm confused. Where does it say that this man is a Republican?"

Okay, time to get de-confused.
Tom Brokaw did an NBC special last year titled "In God we Trust" in which he interviewed this hypocrite. He claimed that he more than weekly contact with the White house and during Brokaw's interview there was an interrption bu a call from the White House from Karl Rove, Bushs' consigliere!
He's even quoted as saying: "President Bush and I don't disagree on anything except which truck to drive"
Is that Western pseudo-macho gay cryptic lingo, perhaps?


Got it? He's a staunch right-wing Republican theocon hypocrite.

Anonymous said...

"Anon said":Truthsqad, don't forget about drugs too. We're equally as repressed about drugs as we are about sex. We're the worlds largest drug importer that funds a decent amount of local violence. If we just legalized drugs and taxed them most of our problems would go away."

Good point..these hypocrites rail against drugs but Haggard was doing crystal meth and Rush Limbaugh was addicted to Oxycontin.
The hypocrisy of preachimg values to the ignorant Republican masses by these right-wing wackos is just staggering.

Anonymous said...

It is almost as if the country is going through a gigantic mid-life crisis - given the deomographics, maybe it is. I love election year politics and news coverage as the heat gets turned up on these guys. I'll bet they don't take a solid sh*t for months before and after as they know this is the season when each has a bullseye painted on them. As far as I'm concerned they could pit these guys in a televised, cage match styled, chain saw battle with one another. Just kidding - kinda.

Smug Bastard

Anonymous said...

people who live in glass houses...

Anonymous said...

All these uptight Repuglicans are gay. Just look at Matt Drudge, queer as a $3 bill.

Anonymous said...

:It is almost as if the country is going through a gigantic mid-life crisis - given the deomographics, maybe it is. I love election year politics and news coverage as the heat gets turned up on these guys. I'll bet they don't take a solid sh*t for months before and after as they know this is the season when each has a bullseye painted on them. As far as I'm concerned they could pit these guys in a televised, cage match styled, chain saw battle with one another. Just kidding - kinda.

Smug Bastard "

Great post!

Anonymous said...

"Nothing to do with the bubble, but everything to do with the state of American society and its leaders I believe."

Oh my goodness! Those darn evangelists are at it again.

It used to be that religious hypocrites, such as Jimmy Swaggart and Jim Bakker, had normal, heterosexual relations with female prostitutes.

What next? Are we going to find out that ALL Republicans are sexual deviates?

Anonymous said...

Yes, along with all the democrats! A good old fashioned mass lynching, or stoning to death is in order!

Anonymous said...

Why do Republicans love boys and men but hate African-Americans?

Because they're ashamed of their small penis.

FlyingMonkeyWarrior said...

Keith says Bizarre;

I say;

conflicted and mentally ill.

Have a nice day. ☻

Blogger said...

Oh my God, I think I had sex with that guy too!

Anonymous said...

I love performing sodomy, but not with a man's *ss or as the recipient or passive person. And I'm a Republican/libertarian.

SODOMY RULES!

Anonymous said...

Now, now... he "didn't inhale!"

Anonymous said...

I wonder what this guy was into?

Alot of these yoyos think that Jesus will cure them on homosexuality, depression, gambling addiction, etc. It does not happen because there is no holy spirit and if there was, they would not give a damn about your sorry *ss.

Anonymous said...

Bring back the good ol days of Jim and Tammy, Jerry Lee Lewis's cousin, etc.

The US population has gone mad over the last 40 year period. Who'd ever think that the "hippies" of the 1960's would become the glassy eyed FUNDIE zombies of today.
The "sex/rock/drug" counter culture lives today in all it's many mutated forms.

Anonymous said...

He looks gay to me.

Anonymous said...

DOES ANYONE HAVE A BUCKET OF ACID TO WIPE THAT SHIT SMILE OFF HIS FACE?

Anonymous said...

His wife would not use the strap-on so what's the guy to do?

You need his DNA is some other guy's underwear or it's not admissable in court.

foxwoodlief said...

Wonder if the male prostitute hid cameras once he figured out who "Art" was and will soon sell those videos of him banging the $%#$% out of the meth-addicted bottom Haggard?

Then again, wouldn't you like all prostitues (male or female) in DC to come out with the list of all their Washington clients? And what makes protestants think that only Catholic Priests have issues with gay sex? I think the more religous a person is the more likely they are to be gay or have some sort of sexual issues/addictions.

I even read a gay muslim sight when I was searching articles on Islam that said the (I guess I shouldn't mention that religous leader's name or a fatwah might be issued against HP or me) not only slept with 9 year old girls but with young men too. Oh, and that book on Mao came out saying that he to had this interest.

Should we be surprised?

Anonymous said...

He looks gayer than a participant in S.F.s gay pride parade.

Anonymous said...

Too delicious? Sounds like something some homosexual left wing nut job would say.

Anonymous said...

the 49% (?) that voted for Bush/Cheney have always been, are, and will always be in a STATE OF DENIAL!!!!

Anonymous said...

.....for All have sinned and fall short of the glory of God!

Anonymous said...

He who is without sin, let him cast the first stone!

Anonymous said...

When that slimey S.O.B. Clinton was greasing up his cigar, his spin machine went into action saying, about his sexcapades, 'it's a private matter'.
So now it's different?
You may say, well this guy is a spiritual leader!
Well, Heir Schlicmeister, aka slick willie, was commander in cheat, the U.S. representative to the world!
Cast the first stone, you without sin!