November 15, 2006

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80 comments:

Anonymous said...

But Suzanne researched it!

Anonymous said...

Not in My Backyard!

Metroplexual said...

Charming cozy house with glowing sunsets.

Anonymous said...

please buy now before we run out of lots to build on.

Anonymous said...

Save on energy bills...

Anonymous said...

who would want to live near a mosque??

Anonymous said...

Hey that's my house, nice and quiet and view to kill for. Better then living in the slums that they are building now.

Richard said...

That's my house!!!!!!!

PVNGS

Anonymous said...

I always buy property that no one else wants. Keeps all the people away, no noise complants, trap shooting off the deck, great parties.

Anonymous said...

Chernobyl Acres

Anonymous said...

Moron Sez:
HONEY, I NUKED OUR (FUTURE) KIDS!

Anonymous said...

Just like Provence!

Anonymous said...

Chernobyl Acres

LOL!

Anonymous said...

Honey, you look radiant this evening.

Home of the 2 headed Jack Rabbit.

Honey, I am taking the boys fisson.

Anonymous said...

3br, 2ba, Granite Countertops and Stainless Appliances recently added in kitchen, priced to sell at only $499,000

Anonymous said...

That's Palo Verde nuclear power plant near Phoenix..... and that looks like my brother's house there!
Quality stucco.

Anonymous said...

Honey,why are my balls shrinking?

Anonymous said...

Oh how lovely...

FlyingMonkeyWarrior said...

"and we can put the Bomb Shelter here, and the veggie garden here, and we can dig a well here, and put the Bird Flu Quarantine sick room in the Mother in Law suite."

” It is Perfect.”


"What do you think, Honey?"

Richard said...

Yes - you are invited to my bunker FMW!!!

FlyingMonkeyWarrior said...

Tanks.

FlyingMonkeyWarrior said...

LOL.

twib said...

Honey, where is the flashlight? Oops. I forgot. We don't need them.

Anonymous said...

Buy low, sell high!

keith said...

this neighborhood is positively glowing!

Anonymous said...

giving directions to come over would be easy - just look for the green glow and pay attention to your tingling sensation. When you are fully vibrating, you're there!

Anonymous said...

"Won't Last"

Jayman1957 said...

Save on Birth Control!!!
You're Sterile!!

tabasco jenkins said...

How much does the radiation insurance cost?

Anonymous said...

There's always one jerk in the neighborhood who just can't abide by the covenants. Damn!

Anonymous said...

THAT IS BUCKEYE ARIZONA RIGHT..JUST S/W OF PHX??

Anonymous said...

Dear incisive HPrs and real estate agents alike. I am here to blatantly put the basic truth out there, weather or not you like it, dislike it, or otherwise. I frankly don’t care, but the fact of the matter is...There is no housing bubble, there is no impending doom on the American economy. All that’s going to happen in the future is the government it going to strip away slowly our rights until houses are assigned to families based on name race and gender rather than bought. "Why don’t you run home to your mommy?" I can almost hear you responding to my post with that drab over used response. And here I sit; getting entangled in the eternal time waster of old farts past your prime such as yourselves. I already feel as though the few miniscule minuets I am wasting to type this are inevitably doomed to be the most ill spent minuets of my day, but I truly cannot reiterate enough how insignificant your lives must be for your social life to revolve upon virtually arguing with stupid teenagers pretending to be 'terrorists/millionaires'. So in short, I hate HP and what its done to my mother 'sportsarena' 'flying monkey' 'V for vendetta'. She has become a droning HPer with nothing better to do than make sure the computer is comfterbly out of my grasp, and opened to this horrid, revolting blog from virtual hell.

Anonymous said...

Yep that's Buckeye,AZ you have to buy here said the troll with a 10% commision. No one of the 50K + homes will sell to you.

Anonymous said...

Dear incisive HPrs and real estate agents alike. I am here to blatantly put the basic truth out there, weather or not you like it, dislike it, or otherwise. I frankly don’t care, but the fact of the matter is...There is no housing bubble, ther

Yeah sure your correct the goverment is going to be like the Nazi's. Ok freak boy go dig your trench and stay put, don't forget to bury your gold.

LauraVella said...
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LauraVella said...

Mommy, how come Johnny never wants to come outside to play?

Why do all our pets die mommy?

a.creampuff said...

Anon, save the last minuet for me!

Caption:

"It's only a shanty, in old shanty town/ The roof is so slanty, it touches the ground/ There's a nuke plant there/ Contaminatin' the air/ Of my shanty in old shantytown."

To the tune of "It's Only A Shanty".

Metroplexual said...

Free stainless steel geiger counter, and granite lined bunker with every home.

foxwoodlief said...

No need to worry about Iran as you have unlimited power in your backyard.

If nuclear war breaks out consider yourself the lucky one if you own this house. The target in your backyard will ensure that you'll never have to live in the post-apocalyptic world or a nuclear winter and the horrors.

Snap Up Real Estate said...

What a great place to raise your 2 headed kids.

geeski said...

"views to die for"

brokersleaveyoubroke said...

This house just radiates charm.
or
Location, location, location
or
Get in on the ground floor, this neighborhood is about to explode!!
or
You'll love the smell of plutonium in the morning.

Anonymous said...

What do I see?

Monty Burns' housing development?

"foreclosures? weeeds? exxxxccelllent!!!!"

Seriously:

When Peak Oil comes to whack all of us, this will be the last place the lights come on, and the last place with a serious "Homer Simpson" job.

In the Mega Post Oil Depression, people will fight (literally) for a job at the nuclear plant.

Anonymous said...

Honey, am I getting fat?

No sweetheart, it’s just the mucus filled pus sacks around your hips that make you look that way.

Anonymous said...

Mommy, why does Billy have three eyes?

Well Jenny, that happened after you and Billy fell into the creek behind our house a few years ago.

Mommy, will I get three eyes too?

No Jenny, just two. Now, let me see how your stumps are doing today.

Anonymous said...

Mommy, Sparky keeps chewing on his tail.

S#&T, I have throw that tail in the trash three times this week!

Anonymous said...

new meaning to the phrase
"nuclear family"

Anonymous said...

the atomic age is here at Three Mile Meadows

Anonymous said...

I can't believe that tornado picked that house up clean and put it down of all places next to the nuke plant!

Anonymous said...

"poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed, then one day he was shootin' at some food, and up from the ground came a bubblin' crude! Oil, that is. Black Gold! Texas tea!...."

hemorrhoidforhousing said...

Warm ground water and all the electricity you will ever need.

Actually I would much rather live in that house than down wind of a coal fired plant any day of the week.

Anonymous said...

Well, perhaps you would be interested in our properties in the community of Boiler Flats. We currently have a special on a very popular model we call the Nagasaki. We are also throwing in a 5 year supply of Iodine tablets to sweeten the deal.

hemorrhoidforhousing said...

It's okay by me. I live about 10 miles from a deactivated GE core in N. Cali.

I could die twice a day driving to and from work. Worrying about nuclear energy is low on my list. I believe it is the future and we need more of them.

Anonymous said...

Hey Doc, how come you moved all the way out here in the middle of no where, and what is that huge cable coming through the garage wall?

Well Marty, you see that plant over there? I can’t get plutonium anymore
so I need that plant and this huge cable to supply the 1.21 Gigawatts to
power my new invention.

Anonymous said...

Gigawatt, (pronounced jigga-watt), Phoenix birthplace of the flux capacitor.

Anonymous said...

Save on electricity for lighting in the evenings. The warm green glow from the plant is more than sufficient at night.

hemorrhoidforhousing said...

Honey did that bag of popcorn pop itself?

Anonymous said...

Free X-rays!!!

Anonymous said...

Yes,this house comes with built-in birth control,unless you would like to raise a family of 6 legged kids!

Anonymous said...

Low, Low electric bills! Easy commute to work! Large backyard for the kids and pets!

Frocco said...

Close to work!

Anonymous said...

former members of the crew of the enola gay have decided to get in on the real estate craze and develop a new subdivison concept

beebs said...

The Iranians have a perfect right to the nuclear fuel cycle, like all sovereign states.

LauraVella said...

Free stainless steel geiger counter, and granite lined bunker with every home.

LOL! That's good Metro...

Shakster said...

Put it in my backyard! Hell yes.The Sun, which showers the earth in life giving energy,light,and radiation,is a THERMONUCLEAR-POWERPLANT.The Earth is a THERMONUCLEAR-DYNAMO.What Better way is there? Mother Nature,and Man,and Woman go hand in hand.

Shakster said...

NUkes Rule

Shakster said...

aThe Iranians have a perfect right to the nuclear fuel cycle, like all sovereign states.

BEEBS-
___________________________________ I agree.I also support Irans Pursuit of Nuclear Power,and to develop their Defense systems anyway they see fit.

Shakster said...

I want one like the one at San Onofre.What Red Blooded American wouldn't? Boiyoyoyoyoyoyiinnnnnggg.

kyle said...

HaHa! I know where this picture is from. I've driven by this place a million times. Go Eastern Washington!

Anonymous said...

If that is the Palo Verde nuclear plant, then Suzanne has obviously cropped the photo to make it look more appealing. It's only showing one of the three reactors, and none of the high voltage towers / lines leading out of the place!

And then there's the rush hour traffic on I-10 in Avondale...

Anonymous said...

There's always that one guy on the street that has to over-build!

Loddy Doddy said...

"A rustic sense of scale with a lovely peek-a-boo mountainside view."

Anonymous said...

Boom

Anonymous said...

It's the Masectomy version of the San Onofre one. 1 tiat is better than no tiats.

Anonymous said...

suzanne and kendra's vacation nest.

Anonymous said...

As long as my electricity works and the neighbors don't bother me.

I have a hard-on for nuclear energy!

twist said...

This fabulous home is a bargain at $1.5 million- comparable properties in the neighborhood have sold for over a billion!

Egghead said...

The new Dr. Kevorkian retirement community.

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Anonymous said...

It's a close-out. All of this- free upgrades. Trust me! This is a one time only deal!