October 19, 2006

HP'ers: DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS

Don't respond to them. Don't humor them. Ignore them. Have the same willpower it took to not buy a house at the peak. You'll be glad you did the right thing.

The housing crash will produce more and more unemployed realtors and the likes. They have nothing to do all day now except watch Oprah and troll HP. Ignore them, and I'll do my best to zap 'em.

Damn good-for-nothing-realtor-scum. Hopefully they'll get a job at Denny's and be to tired to troll in a few months.

In Internet terminology, a troll is usually someone who enters an established community such as an online discussion forum, and posts inflammatory, rude, repetitive, offensive, off-topic or otherwise disruptive messages designed intentionally to annoy or antagonize the existing members or alter the flow of discussion, including the personal attack of calling others trolls. Often, trolls assume multiple aliases, or sock puppets.

31 comments:

Roccman said...

Keith - earlier you had ANONs restricted from posting.

Anonymous said...
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blogger said...

anons should be able to post - but hopefully instead of being gutless, they'll hit the "other" button and come up with a screen name

ignore the trolls

FlyingMonkeyWarrior said...

Keith,

This is the first and only blog that I have experienced as a faithful participant, and have been learning blog etiquette as I go.

HP has copious great info. on things I hold dear (like money and a Home), really intelligent posters, good authors, and daily belly laughs, but I/we could not tell HPrs from this troll/sock puppet.

At one point, for a while, I think he/she was the only person posting.

He even posted “Don’t feed the Troll” at one point.

I am just sayin.

PS Mort, Good Wiener Yarn.

Bill said...

Nice a Troll Thread:

Hickory Dickory Dock There is a Troll on HP Smoking Rock, they come here to complain and fuss & fuss, but are nothing but pussy's that go by the name Anonymous.

Anonymous said...

HP'rs Assistance Required
A very close personal friend is being talked int o buying a 3 bedromm house in Irvine. The troll is saying this is a 50K reduction, you have to buy now. Need great ammo about Irvine prices to change his mind.

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Bill said...

My opinion sir,one would have to have suicidal tendencies to even consider buying in this market..even in Irvine

Anonymous said...

I'm the troll from yesterday. I visit here everyday and I'm not a realtor. Keith, If you want to make a blog about the housing bubble, I'll remain quiet. If you want to make a blog about racism, politics, peak oil and nuclear war I'll troll the crap out of everybody on this site. you only want to inflame everybody with your posts just to get traffic up.
You delete alot of comments to serve your own purposes, and dont forget you send all your monkeys to other sites to disrupt their blogs. Hows it feel to have people disrupt yours? Your blog aint squat without all the anonomous posters here, unless you want to hear from the 5-10 people all day, everyday. (Borkafatty, richard, mort) How long did you last making everybody log in today? 6 hours? I like this site too, Keith, why dont you get a little blogger etiquette. OH, I didnt swear, so you have no reason to delete this comment.

Anonymous said...

I am curious - are most of the "deleted by author" items because of trolling or is it blog spammers?

Also, what level of abuse or baiting is considered trolling? I am afraid I may be pushing the envelope a bit at times. Is "Praise be to Allah" trolling? Is "Praise be to Allah, Praise be to Allah" trolling? Maybe "Praise be to Allah, Praise be to Allah, KABOOM!!!" is trolling.

Anyway, I have an idea for a new TV show selling houses. A bunch of potential buyers are brought in. Each of them is given a button. A home seller is brought in, and a scoreboard starts at the asking price and then starts counting down. The first person to push their button gets it at that price. The pressure part about this would be that the seller would make a deal with the show that he would sell it at the show price! Diabolical I think. I bet people would watch it.

Anonymous said...

I post as anonymous all the time too - I know my realtor looks at this blog and I don't want her to figure out it's me! To chicken to sign in.

Anonymous said...

The troll is Greg Swann of bloodhound realty!!!!!!!

http://www.bloodhoundrealty.com/BloodhoundBlog/

Roccman said...

" Your blog aint squat" without ANONs

No u r very wrong my friend - step out of the shadows and into the light.

This blog is driven by those who are secure enough with thier posts to identify themselves. Thier opinion - thier opinion because there is a unique name associated with that opinion.

A name ANON is the difference - not just on this site, but in life...a name makes you unique and ascribes ownership to a unique opinion...a name ANON separates one from the crowd.

ANONs add nothing to this blog...add nothing to the intellectual jousting that occurs here or onm the streets...because of the emptyness and lack of personal responsibility in posting because of a nameless face in a crowd not willing to be identified because of fear of being unique and persecuted for that uniqueness.

You ANON, are a waste of time and your posts are meaningless.

Anonymous said...

Richard, scroll down one post, How many comments? 0
Scroll down two posts, comments 7
scroll down three posts, comments 17. and out of that seventeen, 5 are from Borkafatty, 3 are from grand inquisitor. 2 from you.
Thats very low numbers for all day.
I rest my case, keith needs anons or his blog will fade away.

Roccman said...

Count the total ANON posts for any given day...

ANONs post far more than any of the handles combined, but if you watch and follow the threads closely - Keith pimps material from the handled posters to keep the interest high.

Anonymous said...

MatDew

from city-data.com:
Done with it. We aren't going to play the game anymore. Every seller has to see this. A realtor tells us to go lower on our selling price. Homes are being dropped to crazy prices. People are you desparate? I am tired of all the negative stuff about real estate and tired of the realtors wanting to make a quick sale. Don't give your homes away people!!! Stand up and make a difference. Keep your prices at what you listed them at unless you are in a desparate situation. Fight back! We are. I don't even care if we have to wait a gazillion days or months to get what our home is worth. We just had a friend get an appraisal and boy what a surprise that was. Its way above what these sellers are selling their homes for.
Nuff said.

Anonymous said...

I guess if you are identified, you are a target. I put myself out there.

I like this blog because people do NOT agree with each other, and so I have really been enlightened. I do not want robotic sameness in my life.

But to kidnap Keith’s blog and attempt set his terms with your threat is, well debase.

Do you get a hat tip because you did not use fowl language today?

So, what is the big deal? What about yesterday?

I gave this sight to a lobbyist contact (you never know who is on HP) in a State Capitol, and gave this person my identity. I was targeted by you and embarrassed to have invited this Law Influencer here because of being singled out.

I WAS really into getting the messages to the right people, not sending MY contacts into gutterdom.

It will not happen again.

And gender, race, political party is many times irrelevant.

I will not use this handle again.

Anonymous said...

That wasn't me. IW does not exist anymore.

Are you posting and debating with yourself again Mr. Troll Meister?

Well written for someone with your Medical conditions.

Anonymous said...

You just think anybody is a troll that doesn't agree with you. You people are pathetic.

FlyingMonkeyWarrior said...

Do you think it is Bloodhound's Meister Swan?

Anonymous said...

So I spent the morning looking around at houses in Bothell, WA. Checking Zip Realty there are only a couple of hundred houses available, and NONE are lowering their asking prices.

In fact, none of them seem to think there's any problem. Bubble? Crash? Who are you kidding? They're building more and more homes around here outside Seattle and they're selling like hotcakes.

I talked to 3 H1B people from India that bought this year alone so far.

Roccman said...

"Ignore them, and I'll do my best to zap 'em."

you've been zapp'n me all afternoon keef...

WTF!!

Just when u and i were gett'n along you have to pull this crap!

You should really get a hobby keef.

Anonymous said...

Yay Bush! Go Bush!!! GO IRAQ WAR!!! The U.S. is winning!!! YAYYY Rumsfield!! To Condi!!! Yayyy Cheney!! You guys are geniuses!!!

Anonymous said...

Trusting a realtor to tell you what to buy is like trusting a car salesman or a stockbroker. They will only do whatever is in their best interest.

Unfortunately you can say the same thing about doctors these days, except they have some incentive because of malpractice lawsuits.

Anonymous said...

Keith is a fag from England

InfidelSix said...

he's not FROM england, he's IN England.

blogger said...

I'm a cigarette from England?

That makes no sense

blogger said...

Richard - my Richard policy is anytime you post a full article, it gets zapped. tinyurl!

If you post the exact same post in more than one thread - zap

If you swear or threaten - zap

If you threadjack - zap

All other posts welcome

Anonymous said...

"Praise be to Allah, Praise be to Allah, KABOOM!!!"

Cute Muhammed. We are not laughing at your Muslim humor.

Roccman said...

Can I get "zap" credits if I don't post at all on a particular thread??

Anonymous said...

A is for Ackbar
T is for Trap